| | Hola. I feel so awful for my babe-a. (Dan) His cat died yesterday,and he's so sad. I'm sad too,but he's had that cat for awhile.Illmiss her when I go over to mom and dads house,because it always amused me to see how much she hated me. I stepped on her tail once,I'm sure she still held a grudge towards me for that. R.I.P. Rone-Dog. After hearing that news I tried to get home ASAP. Till I was detoured by a moo-moo. So, I'm driving home right, at night with my brights on going about 45mph down a lonely,old,poop infested, road and I'm singing along to the radio and then I look over and I though I saw a cow. I stopped singing and then asked myself,was that a cow? I thought to myself,self,if there's a moo-moo in the road and people fly up and down this road that big cow is gonna out a hurtin' on someone and their car. So,I did a U-ie in the road and went real slow back down the road with my head out the window searching for the cow. Well I found him and he was a big 'ol honkin' moo-moo! So I turned around again and went to the amish persons house to tell them they had a cow loose. So I pull up in their driveway,Ikeep my car running in case their doggies come after me I can run away to shelter. I slowly find my way in the pitch black darkness,mind you it's 10:15pm,and I'm like, Hello? Is anybody home? Then these 3 kiddies run out and I told them they had some cows loose. So they went and got their dad and 900 other brothers and came out. So I got back in my car and shined my lights on the cow and they hauled him off to safety. After they got it all taken care of I went home. I think it's soo funny how weird stuff always happens to me. My dad says I should write all my crazy episodes down and put a book together. Oh the stories I could tell...all true too. Stay tuned. |
| | Posted 6/6/2006 1:14 PM - 16 views - 2 comments
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