im drunk.. soooo fuckin drunk..drunk..

now ive got back from some club..

it was fun.. we collect flower, me & yael from guys..

we danced all night.. like every night.. and we drank beer and vodke and some guy bought us another drinks and now we drunk from our ass.. i need to p.. b right back..

im back now..

well.. earlier thisa night we call our friends from here but they went home already.. that was sad:(

so i call some beatifulllll guy that ive met and his phone was closed.. sooooo we went there.. and the music was suck.. house and r&b.. i got use to r&b now.. but ill never get use to house.. so we danced..

and then our friends took us back home and on our way i stopped and i walk to some police guy and told him that he is hot and stuff.. he was so nice we stated to laugh and that was fun..

everyone here thinks that yael and me are lesbian.. we tell all the ugly guys who comes and hit on us that we are together and we got married in kafrisin 3 years ago so they'll stop dancing with us.. but then they all say the sammme thing "can we watch you while you doing it"  and then its when i get pissed off and start yelling at them.. yesterday i hit some guy beacuse he didnt let go.. he was crazy.. ppl here are dicustung.. but now we have huggge friends to protect us from those horny guys!!  they look scary, they are very big and they look like they gonna kill ya.. but they're so cuuute!! they really nice & funny when you get to know them..

i have a looooot pf pix but i cant put them here, but i cant do it so i'll do it when ill got back..that will be in 10 days.. so weird.. i got used to this place.. to the engkish accent! now it comes naturally.. its so fun!! it will be so weird to speak hebrew again..

today we tried to get back home and we missed our stop so we got to this dangerous area.. it was so scary.. we waitded for like 20 min. in a bus station to get back with a lot of scarry ppl.. and when we got to the bus back  we missed our stop again..  we got home only in the third time..

it will never happen in israel.. if i talk hebrew in here ppl will kill me.. they all arabic & natsis & stuff..

fpr example some gut today was standing in the street and gave flyers about that the israeli ppl are killing the arabic ppl.. i reaallllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy wanted to take his eyeball out with a spoon and kill his kids one by one so he could see it before he dies.. goood i wish i was  a big strong man so i can really do it.. i was luck that yael stopped me from bitting the shit out of him.. bbbbut i gonna look for him tommorow.. i  really want to kill this stupid animal.. god it will be so fun.........:)

ohhhh and we went icekating today!! it was my first time.. and i nocked a looot of little kids down.. by mistake.. but it was greate..

tommorow we gonna wake up late, and go out in like 10 pm.. so early!! and its my turn to pick a place.. :)

so this time we gonna go to a nice heavy metal bar with our friends.. nooooo r&b:)

so i think ill go to p and them to sleep now soooooooo

have a good nighttttt

stay (sic)

and luv ya alllllllllllllllll

chau mi amoressssssssss!!.

oh and eran i love you so mch you have noooo idea!!!! 

bye.

ok what happend to the cmments????

yesterday we went to a metal bar.. very nice, i followd some guy cus he looks like Eran.. and he have suchhhh a cute friend!! he is soooo huge!! and funny!!!!! wew fell inlove with him.. everyone in their grop are so cute.. so we danced with them all night and then we just stayed and talk out side.. and we tought them how to say "ani sharmute". "yesh li koos", "bo timtsots li", and more.. it means "im a slut", "i have a pussy", "suck my dick".. it sounds so funny to here english guys try to speak hebrew..

well now Yael yells at me to go to change cus we need to go out.. more alcohol.... were going to another metal bar  with those guys.:)

well wanka's i love yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeers..

finally we've met some nice ppl.. they are sooo funny.. and cute and i want to hug themmm.. their fat:)

thats it

bye.

hellloooooooo

well today we woke up at 11 am.. so early.. to walk our friend Nataly to the train station:(

it was sad.. cus we havent seen her for like 3 months, and she came to visit only for 2 days..

after we said goodbye to her.. we went to some museium cus it was cold outside.. and it was nice.. there were old paintings and stuff, and a part of things from Egypet.. and we got matching neckless and i got a ring.. and its so cool they all from Egypet!!

thhhen.. we saw in the City Center some guy who sells some dolls who sings and dance.. and i saw someting who reminded me my frieng Gidi so i bought it, and i have to get back there! they are soooo cute..

then we went to the mall, and when we got back i finally took a shower!! and we bouth fell a sleep like 2 fat cows.

now we woke up.. and we're watching some movie with Johny Depp..

today we thought to not going to a patry.. after 5 days of parties.. maybe some bar or something

well i'll get back to the movie

so have fun everybody..

love ya all

bye.

טוב

אז ככה

 הלכנו אני ויעל בבוקר להביא את נטלי מהתחנת רכבת, בסוף מצאנו אותה באיזה קניון משוטטת

אז הבאנו אוכל מהבורגרקינג והלכנו הביתה ואכלנו

בוב בוב בוב בוב

ואאאאז שמתי ראש על יעל ונרדמתי כמו בהמה.. פעם ראשונה שנרדמתי באמצע ווייט צ'יקס.. ואז הן צילמו אותי ישנה

ואאאז חטפתי את מחלת הדם

כן כן מחזור

וכאב לי לייק הל..

אז לקחתי משכח

ואז הלכנו לפאב הקבוע שלנו והיה מטורף!!

רקדנו עם כמה אנשים ממש יפים

והיה מגניב!! כל אחת מצאה לה מישהו חמוד.. אבל שלי הכי יפה

:)

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ואז היא התנשקה שם עם ההוא והם שוב העיפו אותה

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