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-Tell Shannon Her Crafts Are Ready
greetings kiddos!
if you ventured here from Myspace for the first time, welcome. if not welcome back...now let's learn what a real mutha fuckin weekend consists of.
so get this shit, jess and i meet up saturday to hang out and go to the fight paris show. we take the marta to North Ave, get off, and catch the 2 Ponce up to the Taco Bell for some cheap eats. place smells like a fuckin toliet..but we were hungry so we bared it. after we filled our bellies we went on back to the bus stop and this random ass homeless dude with a pack of half smoked cigarettes in his hand, one unlit in his mouth, and a wet fuckin mustache comes over to the bus stop and starts rummaging through the trash. NOTHING ELSE ON HIM WAS WET! not his jacket...not his hair....just his mustache! that shit was creepy...so then he tries to ask the lady in front of us a question, but she doesn't speak english so she directs his attention to us as we proceed to ignore both of them and sing Panic! hoping he'll go away. Then he taps jess on the shoulder and starts to yell at us about how his lighter won't work and how marta cards are bad...so we run away. hahahah
then he peaks his head out and yells some more about marta cards just as this lady w/ an umbrella walks by. she rolls her eyes and i say to her "yeah that guy's pretty scary"..she then replies in a deep voice "YEAH I KNOWW"
MAAANNN!! that bitch was a DUDE......he looked just like girl! what are the chances you cross an insane wet stached homeless dude and a transvestite at the same time? fuckin ATL baby that's all i have to say.
Now onto the show....oh man. stood in line for like 45 minutes waitin for the shit to open...the show starts and its pandemonium. Head Check was tight, fuckin Chris from Ann Bolynn stepped in, that's my boy. he's so crazy on stage man...jess posted a video of his crazy ass on his myspace. www.myspace.com/siameseroulett i think that's how u spell it. anyway..then A Heroes Welcome played i don't remember them as much...i think its cuz they weren't at the party, i forget what they look like. they were good though. CALICO SYSTEM THOUGH BABY! OH MAN...they were tiggghhttt. the circle pits were crazified, the kids were going wild..as was I. but not as wild as when muh fuckin FIGHT PARIS caught the stage on fire....Kevin devoted that entire show to SureFire Rescue baby...no joke. he pretty much molested jess the whole time...it was fuckin hilarious, i felt like i owed him money. those of you that were there know what i'm talkin about...he was doin all kinds of shit, he's so hilarious..and he's too fuckin horny. but yeah, then @ the end he demanded a kiss on the cheek from her, which he recieved and we went to go commend him on the kick ass performance. then we all headed over to his cousins house for the infamous FP after party that i'm sure alot of you have experienced....
when Kevin gets drunk, it's all over. i drank beer guys...the shit tastes like piss. put it in your books, chanel drank beer. KEVIN MADE ME DO IT! haha...aw man. between him and his drunken peer pressure (which wasn't very effective, i took three sips, c'mon..) and Chris's inebriated compliments "you guys are great man, i love you guys...and its..its not just the booze talkin i swear" haha...great times
around 3 though we realized there was no where to sleep so luckily our lovely friend Sharrlyyy (or charlie rather) saved the day and we crashed at his house.
so all in all. Saturday was pimp as hell, Fight Paris knows how to party, AIA represented all over that show, and uh...can't wait till they come back in town. them and Panic! man...Panic!'s comin back in JUNE!! BAHH!!
whew...<3
-chanel |