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| *this is for saturdae*..... yea saturdae was hella interesting! well yea i woke up like around 9 cuz yea meeh n mah baybeeh fell asleep on tha phone..buh yea then i woke her up n told her to get ready cuz mah cousin MERGE was on tha way to pick us up...soo i hopped in tha shower n rite wen i get in mah room mah cousin walks in n im like WTF!?!? n yea then i got readyn while i was getting ready mah cuzin fukiin took mah ecko sweaturr n took mah red nba headband...so yea after i got all ready we went to mah kitchen n that doode fukkin literally fukin went shoppin!! lol he took hella things...n then we finally left n was on tha way to mah gurls house...then wen we finally got to muh baybeeh's house merge was doin like 65 down tha street n ryte in frunt ov tha house fukin pulls up tha e-brake n starts fukin sliding all tha way down tha street..hah then wen we rolled up to her house we noticed that her step-dad was outside so we were like O SHIET!!n we juss kept driving past tha house n parked...then i told RAINELLE DEPANO BLASE' HERNANDEZ ((muh baybeeh)) to come outside cuz we were waiting n get mah cousin a drink cuz he was thersty...so then she walks like fuckin 5 steps out her door n saes mann this is too far n told meeh n merge to drive up to tha house n herry up cuz her step-dad went inside..so meeh n merge drove hella fast to tha house n parked tha car behind another car so if he went out he wouldnt see us..then she hopped in tha car n we took off....on tha way to mah cuzzinz house in pinole i reclined tha seat all tha way back n layed on mah stomach and mah baby started playing with muh hair...then i fell asleep n tha car hit a bump n started hella bouncing n mah head started bouncing on tha headrest so i juss woke up... then we finally got to tha house n we went inside...after we went inside we sed wussup to muh auntie, muh cuzzinz grandma, mah dad and CHRIS....so merge wus bout to go to his football practice n i wanted to go cuz its hella boring at taht house unless im wit mah baybeeh n theres no one there..;o) haha ((ish knot even like that i think??)) but yea NEWAYZZ meeh n mah gurl were throwing a football outside waiting fer merge to come out so we can leave...then we finally leave n head up to redwood city...so yea we were driving on tha freeway n mah cuzzin gets hella lazy n tells meeh to hold tha steering wheel so he can eat his FUCKING YOGURT!!! so yea i was holding tha steering wheel from hercules to fuckin basically daly city...n then there was hella traffic at tha bay bridge so we juss decided to go to serramonte to sae wussup to mah couzin E.J n CHANDA....wen we got to serramonte merge told meeh to wear his football pads n his helmet inside tha mall so i did...then wen we got inside tha mall he told me to yell out "WHO WANT SUM!?!?" LOL so i did n then we wen to mah couzin E.J's werk so she cant stitch up tha jersey buh we found out that she quit...so then we went to target to see muh cuzzin CHANDA....so yea we went there n we saw her n i tried on some glasses ((stilll had tha pads on n helmet lol)) n merge to a picture ov meeh LOL...n then CHANDA told us to leave n meet her at her lunch break at 1:30 so we left....n while we were leaving i fuckin fergot i had tha glasses still on LOL!!! so wen we started walking out tha store tha security guard stops meeh n saes hey tha glasses!! LOL n i was like WTF!! i hella fergot lol....buh yea then we were driving around n then mah other couzin ERNIE called n sed ta pick him up cuz he was bored n we were like iight...so then we went to mah other cuzzinz house KAZ n sed wussup..so we went inside n then i saw mah other cousin MILES n muh nephew C.J....so we went upstairs n C.J was hella throwin easter eggs at meeh LOL!! it was hella funny though cuz he was like "JUSTIN again?? throw some more??" n then he would beeh hella laughing...it was kyoote..haha buh then we started leaving n C.J wus like "NO!! JUSTIN stay here!! i wanna play some more!!" haha n then he ran back to tha kitchen n threw another egg n i was like "aiight i'll come bakk n we'll play layter ok?" n then he wusnt even trippin no more..so yea we went to tha garage n wus looking at mah cuzzin KAZ's car..cuz KAZ n MERGE juss put a B20 engine in his prelude..it looked hella tight it was all chrome n shiet...buh then we bounced n met CHANDA fer her lunch break... on her break we went out to tha front ov tha mall because they wanted to smoke...so wen we were outside my cuzzin CHANDA was hella tryna make fun ov meeh buh i was like "i guess??" n then we went inside n bought hotdogs n drinks n shiet.....n i got this dope ass POKEMON cup buh MERGE hella wanted it so i was like wutever...n then we ate n then we went outside agen cuz they wanted to smoke agen...so yea we finally walked her bakk to werk n left...then we went to pickk up ERNIE...after we picked up ERNIE we went to jack in tha crack in south city ((by HILLSIDE))...n then after jack in tha crakkwe went to ERNIE's gerl's hosue cuz he bought her food....wen we got to her house we saw this FUNNY ASS CAR!! lol it sed on tha hood " TEAM TURBO LATINO" LOL it was hella funny...i aint racist er nuthin it was juss hella funny cuz it wus on a bucket LOL....well after that we went bakk to pick up CHANDA frum werk...after we picked her up we were in tha parking lot n all ov a sudden like 4 guys got jumped by like 20 dudes at serramonte at tha bus stop.. n tha 20 dudes took tha other dudes hat n threw his cellphone on tha ground n broke it....so MERGE ERNIE n I went over to tha dude that got jakked n was liike wtf u iight?? n then tha dudes cuzzinz came out tha mall n there was like 15 ov us n tha other 20 dudes straight hopped on tha bus n bounced...after that we left n went back to KAZ's house..wen we got there we were supposed to drop C.J at his grandma's house buh then MERGE's wife KARMINA kalled n was liike "where are you guys??" n then they got into an argument n then KAZ wus jus like "NVM"n then we left to go drop off CHANDA at her house to see if her FIANCE' STEVE finally came home cuz he was missing fer like 2 and 1/2 daes...so after we dropped her off we went to hercules to go pick up KARMINA at ARNOLD's house...wen we got to ARNOLD's house errywun went inside cept meeh n muh baybeeh..... we were juss in tha car chillin...then after liek 10 minutes MERGE comes bak out and was like "aye JUSTIN wanna go see BLUE??" BLUE is a pure breed blue nose pittbull....n i was like "fasho!"...n then we went around back n ERNIE was hella playing with tha dogg...then i went inside to go wash mah hands n get a drink..buh then they didnt have nethang to drink so i was like "lets go to jak in tha crack!" n he was like iight...so yea MERGE, NELLY, n MEEH went to jack in tha crack n i bought us all food n muh baybeeh a drink...n then we went back to ARNOLD's house n on tha way there we passed up tha high school HILLSIDE FARMERS...LOL well they aint really tha farmer ish juss someone tagged it on there LOL...well then we finally got back to tha house and all them all went inside n meeh n muh baybeeh were eating in tha car with merge... so then i was hella eating muh baybeehs fries hella fast n she was like "DAMN cant u SWALLOW THEN GET MORE!?!" hahah then MERGE went inside n it was onliee meeh n muh baybeeh in tha car outside cuz errywun wus inside...then meeh n muh baybeeh were hella fighting over who was gunna kill tha drank.....n then she juss took it n i was like "i swear if u start drinking that shiet imma make you hella laugh!!" n then she was like "NUH -UHH"n then so i turned away n she started drinking it buh she didnt knoe that i saw her , so i hella made her laugh cuz i tickeled her...LOL AND THEN SHE HELLA STARTED CHOKING ON THA COKE N HELLA STARTED COUGHING IT UP N SHE SPITT ALL OVER THA CAR LOL!! then i hopped out tha car n was rolling down tha street literally!! i couldnt breathe it was so damn funny!! i was literally fuking crying!! n then she jumped out tha car n threw tha coke n was hella choking n spitting and fukin tha coke wus coming out her nose n shiet LOL!! LOL IT WAS HELLA FUNNY!!! n then she grabbed all tha napkins n was cleaning her self n tha car HAHA.... well yea there's hella more to that dae cuz wen that happened it was onliee like 5 o clock...buh yea i dont wanna type no more so yea i'll finish this someother dae......iight then viewers hope you got a few laughs in LOL...well iight then PIECES!! | | |
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