Currently Listening Person Pitch By Panda Bear see related

For those of you that are interested, I do believe I found the reincarnation of Freddie Mercury.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzA0nG_PurQ

Currently Listening Night Ripper By Girl Talk see related

Peeeecture Post!!!!!

 Hannah called at 10:12am this morning.  This is our conversation.
"What are you doing?"
"Getting ready for church."
"Have you seen your car recently?"
"Um not this morning."
"Well you might want to go outside and look at it.  And take pictures to put on your xanga."

Much to my surprise, this is what I saw:

Yes, that's right.  Mysterious post it notes all over my car.

I found evidence; the remaining post it notes and a shoe print (you can't see the footprint because it's not zoomed in enough):

Then I took off the post it notes and they stacked up to the sky:

Then Meghan told me that she and Aubrey and Elizabeth did it last night at 3am.  She told me at church because the Holy Spirit convicted her, I think.  Luckily we are still friends:

In other news, I bought some brown flats that are fuzzy inside which makes them extra comfy.

Currently Listening Ripen By Shawn McDonald see related

I was leaving Mardel today, and as I walked out the door, I saw this painting:

HONESTLY.  I mean what do you say to that?!  I laughed at it though... the Mardel worker people probably thought I was going to hell because I laughed at a ridiculous Jesus painting.  I promise though, Jesus was probably laughing too.  And don't say you wouldn't laugh either.

The title of the painting is "Unending Riches" by the way.  I think the title should be changed to "The Teaching of Health & Wealth Is Not Biblical."

::EDIT::

Shine0306: "You just made a great business deal... because I'm JESUS"
bananarose360: welcome to the team, JESUS
Shine0306: "we're looking forward to working with you, JESUS"
bananarose360: glad to have you on board, son... i mean, son of  god
bananarose360: i bet you'll work miracles for our corporation (snicker snicker snicker)
Shine0306: "About a week ago, our stock plummetted.  Analysts described it as an act of God... well... and I am sure you know all about those, JESUS"
bananarose360: but what we all know JESUS is really thinking in that photo is, 'you can't shake hands with me. BOW DOWN. I AM GODDDDDD"
Shine0306: I AM BETTER THAN A SWEET BUSINESS DEAL BECAUSE I AM JESUSSSSSSSSSSSS
bananarose360: i am the ULTIMATE business deal
Shine0306: YEAH JESUS!
bananarose360: i bet that picture was supposed to symbolize some guy "introducing" his coworker to Jesus in the workplace
bananarose360: you know, but in business terms
bananarose360: handshake=salvation
Shine0306: "Hey, Stan, this is Jesus.  Did you know he worked here?"
bananarose360: "Well, Bob. I actually work everywhere. I am Jesus."
Shine0306: "Let me show you our corporate handbook, a little book I like to call THE BIBLE"
bananarose360: "If you believe, Stan, you can never be fired"
bananarose360: know what i mean? eh? eh?
Shine0306: "And believe me, Stan, you don't want to be fired."