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Onerealmanofgod
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Name: Joseph
Country: United States
State: Oklahoma
Metro: Oklahoma City
Birthday: 8/15/1986
Gender: Male
Interests: God above all, yeah he is the BIGGEST thing in my life, Him and His will in my life. But as for other things....i love basebal, it's pretty much awesome! I love hanging out with my friends....oh yeah, i have some really cool friends, well...if you are reading this then you are one of those really cool people....alright well i have other interests but you should ask me in person about the rest.
Occupation: Student
Industry: Engineering
Message: message meEmail: email me
Website: visit my website
AIM:  onerealmanofgod
Member Since:
10/31/2005
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| I stood on my feet for over 12 hours today ... good thing is i got paid for it ... bad thing is my feet and i arent talking at the moment.
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| I battled concrete .... i lost
"Is that a pipe bomb, or a tube of toothpaste?"
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| I just bought Neverwinter Nights 2. I like it a lot.
"See i told you he was a vampire.""No,... you just stabbed him in the heart with a stake."
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| I was reading through an old Journal of mine and i found these quotes. I really like them:
"Whether I think I can or whether I think I can't. Either way, I'm right."
"The Lord sees my tomorrow, the way i remember yesterday."
"If you dont care where you are going, any road will get you there."
"I only have one oppurtunity to make a first impression."
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| Here we go again, trying to reclaim our expert skills at story telling
Hands, by Robert and Joseph
sgSpecific: billy sent a pie rolling down a mountain
onerealmanofgod: and jill went rolling after
sgSpecific: the velocity of this pie.. and jill.. was so great that it ripped a hole in time
onerealmanofgod: sending the pie and jill back to the year 1458, when pies were wanted for their insides
sgSpecific: little did the people of this age know, this pie from the future had a deadly disease laced in its sweet,
yet tart, innards
onerealmanofgod: But unaware they continue to devour the pie, not realize the side effects of this deadly disease ..... death
sgSpecific: and so.. this death spread like wildfire, well, actually it spread more like a disease that made you die,
and the speeds at which a disease like that spreads vary greatly on the number of people who went to the
bathroom without washing their hands that day
onerealmanofgod: lucky most people during the 1400's didn't have hands. It was these people that survived the
great wildfire of death
sgSpecific: and thus was the great mittens depression of the ... 1400s
onerealmanofgod: with this massive drop in mittens, the mittens men and their children had to start a mob
business, in which they would cut off peoples feet
sgSpecific: if the mittens industry would go down, so would the shoes industry
onerealmanofgod: yet this didn't happen, instead space time itself faded from existence
sgSpecific: and existence itself faded like so many jeans
onerealmanofgod: as a matter of fact, that is all that was left in existence ... jeans
sgSpecific: and thus levi straus became the pope of the universe
onerealmanofgod: after millions and millions and millions of nanoseconds, space returned to its normal state, well
as normal as a jeans pope ruling the universe
sgSpecific: and thus the great khaki revolution began
onerealmanofgod: which was lead by none other than Faded Glory
sgSpecific: but they were kind of hard to see...
onerealmanofgod: which reminds me of that one time when helen keller and ray charles got in a fight
sgSpecific: because this town wasnt big enough for 2 sets of nonworking eyes
onerealmanofgod: there was one person who made good out of that show down .... the human taxidermist
sgSpecific: he had previously spent all of his resources on the john candy job
onerealmanofgod: in which two things happened, nothing and more nothing
sgSpecific: the first part made people happy, the second half made people sad
onerealmanofgod: but they all over came there saddness when they heard Santa Claus was coming to town
sgSpecific: so they armed up to the teeth with teeth grenades
onerealmanofgod: they also gave themselves hand grenades, which in the end proved useless, since no one had
hands
sgSpecific: and thats why we have hands today
onerealmanofgod: DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN
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