yo.. i figured out how to do myspace! and now i have one!

www.myspace.com/EmmerzzYo

yooo.

i went to this schmokin dance yo!! with laurelll and pat was there . that hot emo babe that i love. and were getting married in the month of Jafebuarch. and abtien and his bitch katie were there! KATIEE!! aw shes so cute i love her! and abtien is just like ..crraaazzy!

boring post.

whhhaatevverrrr yo!!!

yooo maann. it's 2000 and freakin 6.  i feel like putting in icons and stupid cheesy quotes today yo.

ahhha. me and ll cool j are going shopping at the mallio today. we shop in the little boys section. heheh.

&& lately she'd say anything to make him turn his head
anything to make him laugh && just stare at her

15 THiNGS THAT WilL MAKE Y0UR PARENTS G0 CRAZY
1. Moo when they say your name
2. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!"
3. Wear a sticker that say "I'm retarded"
4. Hold their hand and whisper to them, "I see dead people..."
5. Try to swim on the floor.
6. Give yourself a swirly.
7. Run around with a lampshade on your head yelling "THE SUN, ITS DYING!"
8. Have nervous spasms at spontaneous moments.
9. Snort loudly when you laugh, and then laugh harder.
10. Run in circles.
11. Pretend to beat yourself up.
12. Super glue your finger up your nose.
13. Lay face down and chant like an indian tribe.
14. Switch the light button on and off for a while. Then say, "Ohh! I get it!"
15. When you shower or bathe, yell "I'm drowning!"

^^^^^THAT IS SO FUNNY!!!!

today i watched the soup countdown of the best clips on TV and it was freakin hillarious!! oh     my   god. it was soo funny!! i love that show. hahaha. woooah that was so funny

and so is Dane Cook. he's the funniest man ever. i love funny people. like conan o brien. hhaha.  i just think that i need to watch funny things today. im in the mood for laughing my ass off right now.  that is seriously what im in the mood for. !! seriosuly . what ever.  i have to stop getting hung up on that guy. just because he was the only person i ever really had and we were close.  i try to say it doesnt matter but it actually really does.  i cant lie to myself.      but im just a kid and i need to relax because i jsut need to go around being my crazzy self. and not worry about some dumb boy.  and im like freaking out over nothing. but i KNEW this would happen. i would get all excited about this one little stupid thing and he would pay no mind to it. because he's so desparate. he'd go ahead with someother person. uuugh.   i'm mad at laurel for bringing me to the memorial pool on july 30th. im soo mad at her for doing that.

mmmkay. well what i got for christmas was aiight. i couldnt get all the 10 seasons of friends so i just got season 1 .  i got that radio thing for my iPod.  an offspring shirt but it didnt come in the mail yet...and that's all i can remember because IM SO HUNGRY AND THEYRE STARVING ME!! im in new jersey now. i <3 that place.  im listening to my hot cousin meghan's ipod because its sweet. and  my cosuins and my brother brother are playing resident evil 4 . its scary.

OMGGG! christmas night was soo fun.  meghan and me slept over my other hot cousin maura's house. and at like 11 at night we went down stairs and i was talking about how i wish i was over the drinking age. and then maura gave me a shot glass and i kept taking shots of watter and then she put whipped cream in it . it was sooooo hillarious. meghan was like rolling on the ground .  i <3 NICO & the POP-A-SQUAT!

ah good times. taboo is the funneast game alive.

this is like the coolest week ever. i dont even think any one is reading this. my xanga is so lame and wwird.

keep quiet  -  nothing comes as easy as you -  can i lay in your bed all day - i'll be your best kept secret and your biggest mistake

i want to say more and keep typingn in here because if i stop i'll be bored and i'll have to watch them play resident evil and starve.

if i had one wish. i would probably want to have a soundtrack to my life. my dad told me that he does. lollll. and he said that most of it is bruce springsteen.   now im just talking about random stuff that no one wants to read ... and by the end of this post i probably wont have any more friends. haha.

i <3 u  

sean carney is my future husband.   as of december 12 2005 (because meghan said so)

k whatev er.