Chapter 28

SHIT Chapter 28

"Wo Bao!  You're back!  I was so worried!"  Nailyxes said as she was going to see her long lost student.

There was a brief pause of at least 3 seconds where Wo Bao did not say a word after the greeting, he looked out the corner of his eye towards the direction of Voodoo.  Nailyxes understood her student well, after years of training him and turning him into a man, she knew it was time for him to experiment and explore.  She looked Voodoo up and down for a quick second, "you couldn't find a better Bitch?"

Voodoo heard a snicker from Wo Bao and that keen female instinct didn't give her an easy feeling for Nailyxes.  Gor emerged from seemingly out of nowhere.

"Agemo, you're back, this must be Pain."  Gor said.  "Strong, fit, well-dressed, what I'd figure one of the prophecy members to be with the exception of Wo Bao."
"Sorry Gor, thats Tatu, Pain is here."  Agemo pointed toward the gangsta wannabe.
"HIM?"  Gor snorted.
Pain took offense, "ayo, we can throw down right now ma, what?  Agemo, your homeboy here still think its halloween or somethin?  ...wearing a white dress and shit thinkin he a bad motha..."
"Shut your mouth and have some respect Pain, he's been fighting for years and he deserves the right to say anything he wants."  Wo Bao surprising said jumping in.

Wo Bao was on a mission to opress Pain any chance he got, he just wanted Voodoo and it seemed like he was doing a good job.  Her eyes were set on him, they giggled and talked.  Nailyxes was obviously not pleased but what can she do if her young disciple was just looking for some bang.  "I hope he gets tested."  Nailyxes said in her mind.  Agemo started laughing, Nailyxes was surprised that her guard was down and Agemo was able to read her mind.

--Elsewhere in an unknown area--

"My Lord, I was able to penetrate one of their members and every move they make will be closely surveyed by us.  Bims will be set up at any area that Agemo and his friends decide to go to."  Nidovic said faithfully to his master.

Then oddly, another beautiful woman walks out behind the shadow of the evil Lord.  She was wearing the outfit accustomed to evil villians or the average girl at a club on halloween night.  Black leather with pointed heals clicked the smooth dark marbled floor.  Echoes spread across the empty grand throne room.  *Snap, Snap* As her fingers snapped each other sparks would fly, she was having pleasure creating tension, creating heat, she was a natural pyromaniac.  Her limbs were long, her legs were longer, with a Jessica Biel-like ass.

"Good job Nidovic!  You're doing what you were appointed to do, so awesome, would you like a medal because you didn't fuck up?  Agemo should have been caught before this whole prophecy hunt began."  The woman said in a sassy voice.

"Xino, he did what I asked him to do, not everyone is blessed with your grace my love."  Nigiro answered in Nidovic's defense.
"Thank you my Lord."  Nidovic replied and he humbly left the throne room.

Xino looked a little upset, but this was what Nigiro loved about Xino.  She had spice, she could fire back, hurt your feelings, make you cry, but she had a self-less attitude about her.  Nigiro knew under that tough hide of Xino was a soft and sensual person, and there is no one better in the world to be his queen.

"It won't be long that we can spread our greatness to the rest of Nigiro, together, we can rule this vast empire with your beauty and my might."

--Back in the Land of White--

"So where's my prophecy?"  Pain asks.

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SHIT Chapter 27

IHOP!  How cool is it to have a place that isn't a Denny's open this late?  John remembered back to when he was 18 and the times he'd go to places just to check out girls, like...Anandale High School in Virginia or Springbrook High School in Maryland, and of course IHOP late nights on the weekend.  There was a mix of all different sorts of people.  That night however was a good night, it seemed Pain had some groupies there with him.  Of course the little boy inside John was thinking..."SCORE!"  Voodoo sat down and Wo Bao's eyes followed her every step, it was like watching Beowolf when Angelina Jolie gets out of the water and you see her legs just strutting on the water, so much grace.  As John, Cindy and Wo Bao was sitting at the booth, the table started lifting.

"What the hell is goin' on?!"  John hollared.  "We're under attack!"
"Relax John."  Wo Bao said calmly.  "I just have a hard on."

They were all seated at the same table and questions started flying back and forth.

Pain concentrated for a couple minutes, "so you think I hold a prophecy that will help you in your journey to defeat Nigiro.  Yall should know, I'm down to brawl, free for all..."

"Aw geez, don't start rappin."  Tatu jumped in.  "I know you grew up on Popeyes fried chicken and you were 'gangster' and all, but we're fuckin 26 now man."

"I need you to come back with me to my mentors in the Land of White."  John said.
"Land of White, don't remember it, but if its for the fate of the world, I'll go, but I gotta bring my homies with me."  Pain replied.

Cindy was real lost, but thankfully, Tatu had her in a Bitch's trap.  After the late night dinner, they took Cindy back to her home.  It was a great night for Agemo, he was so thankful he had a chance to see her again.  Her opinions help him realize alot of things because its so honest.  He started thinking is it worth it to have a crush on someone Wo Bao obviously will be jerking off to that night.  They all gathered together, Wo Bao and Voodoo were standing awfully close, Pain and Tatu seemed like they were bickering, and Agemo helped control them to transport back into the Land of White.

Nidovic was tailing them the whole time with his Bims.  They quickly reported back to Nigiro of all their findings.  All that was seen was a black cloak and eyes that beamed through the darkness.  Red eyes, with feline like iris', yet the erupting voice was that of a soothing nature.

"Nidovic, you've done well."

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"Ah Herm."

Agemo turned around and it was Cindy.  "Sorry, I had some work to get done."

"Sure you do John.  So what are you doing hanging with Fuglicious people?"  Cindy asked perturbed.

"HAHA, Fuglicious...that's a good one Cindy.  They aren't fuglicious, we obviously ain't seeing the same things."

"John, did you take your medicine today?  I don't think you have, because I've known you for a while, and you're like my best friend, and I don't want you going after easy bitches."  Cindy yelled back.

"Easy bitches?  How do you figure?  They seem pretty, elegant, and just able to get me a hard-on."  John replied.  John was really confused, is he seeing things?  Last he thought, Voodoo looked amazing, and Cindy is upset.  Is Cindy jealous?  Did John get into another of the Bitches trap?  She can't be that bad.  John decided to choose that Cindy is jealous.  Even though she was right before when John went whoring around for a bit.

"John, you gotta listen to me, remember that bitch you went out with before...whats her name?"

"Enough!  You proved your point and I shall go no further."

Cindy looked amused, she knew she got her way and won, and she backed it up.  John was in his little moment again and she knew how to push his buttons.  She couldn't help it, she had to let it out.  "I hope you got tested."

"OH GEEZ!  I'm clean!  I got tested!"  John was a little upset, but really amused at the same time.  During this whole trip back to Maryland, he really forgot what it felt like for people to really care for him and put him in his place.  If this were the case happening in California, the only thing he'd get from anyone is 'be careful'.  Even if Cindy was a smartass to him, he appreciated it.

John started walking back to his group with Cindy to encounter Wo Bao and the three bitches.

"So let's go eat."  Pain said.  They all complied and it was off to either Mui-key or IHOP.  They decided on IHOP.

As they were driving to IHOP, Cindy was in the backseat just chewing the heck out of Agemo.  Wo Bao was quiet, he didn't want to get in the wrath of an angry chinese woman, he might become dinner.  Wo Bao was still hooked on her, she was perfect to him.  They arrived at IHOP, it was a clear night, the stars were out, and they just escaped what could have been a capture and a win for Nigiro.

What didn't know, was that they were being followed.  (Cue dramatic closing music)

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The smoke cleared and the deadly hot woman walked over to Wo Bao and Agemo.  "Hi" she said.  No reply from the two, it was as if a stripper just grabbed their twig and they don't know what the next move should be.  A Cat caught their tongue, a very purdee purdee pussy cat.  "My name...is Voodoo."

"Will Voodoo me please?"  Wo Bao managed to pull a horny line out of his dropped jaw.

Her eyelashes were batting hard and all Wo Bao and Agemo could think of was the fact that they just wanted to round base with her.  "What business does a White and Mirror have in the Land of Hallow.  Be careful, we do not know you, choose your words carefully as they could be your last."

Agemo was thinking inside his head, this woman is purdee and she also is assertive, how flaming is that?  Hallow Bitches weren't supposed to be this smart were they?  "We're here to find Pain because we believe he has something that could save us all from doom."

"Doom?  You tell me of this doom and I will see if fit for it to bestow upon Pain's ears."  Voodoo said commandingly.  She had a power around here that makes you fear her and love her at the same time.  It wasn't motherly but it wasn't flirty either.  It was a mix between dominatrix and GirlsGoneWild.  When you're flipping through channels and you see college girls gone wild, you can't help put peak for a couple seconds.  If your friends walk away for a second, you flip back just to see the stars around their privates.

"Nigiro is about to wage a full scale attack on Nigiro."  Agemo blurted out.

"Ok, if someone wants to beat themselves, thats none of my business."  Voodoo said confused.  "Why would you even tell me something like that?"

"Stop messing with them Voodoo."  Said the second man in their group.  He was a good looking man, not as tall as Pain but he looked suave.  Wearing a white blazer and white loafers.  "Hi guys, I'm Tatu.  Pain has been waiting for you.  Follow me."

Tatu was warm and nice, good lookin at the same time.  Looking at how well groomed he was, you'd think he was part of the Land of White, but no such way he's a Hallow.  He carried confidence with him as he strode around.  They went into the champagne room.  Tatu reached into his coat pocket, linked his arms around Agemo and Wo Bao, and threw two glasses onto the floor and all four of them disappeared.  The feeling inside Agemo's gut was swirling, they were warped into some strange vortex and they were traveling somewhere.  It was dark, and he could barely see anyone, he could only hear Wo Bao cussing at Tatu for not warning him ahead of time for what happened.

They were transported out of Ibizza, now they were in a nice house somewhere in Northern Virginia.  What was this new skill that allowed them to travel so fast?  The only way to travel so fast from place to place is through the doors of Land of White.  Drink Glasses smashed upon the floor of the Land of Hallow.  You'd never think that those glasses meant anything.  Go figure.

"Welcome to my pad bitches."  Pain said.  "So why are you here to see me, what help do you seek?  You know it won't be cheap whatever you ask of me."

"I want Voodoo, how much?"  Wo Bao said as he winked at her.  It was awkward, Wo Bao is such a sleezball the way he tries to hit on women, but for some reason Voodoo gave him back a smile.  Is he using some type of technique?  They had a brief two second pleasant stare at each other and Pain cut in.

"I hear you need my help in battling Nigiro.  But you know I do not get involved in that shit right?  That's a whole other level that I don't want to hit.  I'm happy around here.  I've run out of condoms so many times I had to use saran wrap and rubber bands.  Yes, I'm that pimp I know, but let me go on record to say I will not fuck any ugly bitches for you."

Pain was really sure of himself, he was a decent lookin man, but to think he could make a woman wince with one finger was unbelievable.

"Actually no, we're here because of the prophecy Wo Bao carried into this Realm.  It mentioned you."

"No shit?  I was in a prophecy?  Was it called the book of ass?  Haha."  Pain let out a loud chuckle.

"Arrogant Bitch.  Shut the fuck up, just because you know how to handle your own kind don't mean shit.  We need your help and if you can't help us, we might have to force you."  Wo Bao said angrily, he could not stand the games anymore, he was ready to get somewhere.

Agemo figured Wo Bao was just trying to impress Voodoo by showing he had some value to him.  It could also be his maturity and that he knows he has a responsibility to attend to.  Then Wo Bao turned to Voodoo and gave a slight wink.  She blushed.  Agemo's fist balled up, that fag, i'm gonna get him.

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"No fear Mothafuckas!  Yo someone jiggity hollard at me?  Iz the X as 'n Xavier, cool like Clovis, and I make it rain, Bitches...I am PAIN."  Said a scrawny man.  He was asian, yet he was speaking some jibberish none of us understood unless we watch rap videos.  He did not look the part of what 'Pain' would be.  He wore gold-rimmed glasses dressed in black slacks and a tucked in half buttoned Banana Republic shirt as if he just got off of work.  "You two mothafuckas, these ain't regular Bitches, you're in the DC now, these girls are Bims.  They'd rip you a new hole and tell you to eat outta it."

Pain looked around and waived his hands around his head like he could be dancing and two of his friends came crashing down with him.  "In the Land of Bitches, you gotsta to know how to slap.  Bitchslappin' is my game, I ain't got no shame, like what my dawg snoop said.  I don't slap girls but Bitch, youz a n*gg."

Agemo and Wo Bao were pleasantly surprised.  They met the most ghetto asian person they had ever seen in their life, a mildly sharp looking twenty something man with an ebonics vocabulary.  Agemo scanned his two friends, one male and one female.  He could barely see their faces but the rough outlines in the shadows can make you easily tell.  The female one looked like she had some C-cups.

"Mmmmmm..."  Agemo thought.  Just as Agemo snapped out he saw Wo Bao doing the same thing.

"Keep your mind on what's going on, don't get us in trouble for looking at titties."  Agemo yelled at Wo Bao.

The tense staredown continued.  Pain's two friends came out of the mist made from the fog machine.  The male was a good lookin guy, he was definitely a standout compared to Pain.  A couple inches shorter than Pain, he was wearing a white blazer with matching white loafers.  He had and aura around him that made everyone think 'he's cool, we gotta get to know him more.' 

The girl.  It can be summed up by the looks on Agemo and Wo Bao's faces.  They have seen Nailyxes, they have seen beauty, but this is different.  You see beauty like Nailyxes on TV all the time.  You jerk off to her when you watch porn, you even hang her posters on the wall, but this girl, she looked...real.

"Yo Agemo, I bet she REAL good in bed."  Wo Bao said.

Agemo was speechless.  He suppressed his urge to call Wo Bao a perverted idiot.  For a minute or two as he stared, he knew exactly what Wo Bao was saying.  Agemo wanted her too.

Pain and the other two walked closer and closer to the Bims.  Agemo thought to himself if this was on discovery channel, he could easily add commentary and explain the Bitches mating rituals.  The Bims were caught in the other's glances, they were hipnotized.  They weren't using what Wo Bao learned with Mirror techniques, they were doing something different, the same as the Bitches and it was working.  One by one the Bims opened themselves, they were submissive and obeyed what Pain was doing.  'Is this Game?'  Agemo thought to himself.

"Yo, for him to get those Bims caught up like that lookin the way he looks, he has to have some game."  Wo Bao chirped in.

The Bims tried to break free, they tried to say they had to go to the bathroom, they tried to say they had boyfriends and couldn't talk, they even tried to do the girl dance routine where they dance in a strait line to alienate any guy from entering their space, they were trying to block Pain.  Pain had game, he entered, grabbed their hand, took them away, THREE at a time and they all dispersed.

Agemo and Wo Bao's jaw's dropped.  Agemo can enter in one at a time, he could go into their minds and conquer it.  Wo Bao can use Mirror Techniques, but these weren't regular Bitches, they could see through his mirrors.  Pain, he knew what to do and how to do it.  Where is this guy from?  Where did he learn all this, wasn't he just another citizen of the Land of Hallow?  Isn't he supposed to be easily controlled?  Agemo and Wo Bao's opinions were changed from what Yang Gor, Nailyxes and Naruto taught them.  They were much better than credit was given.

It was a masterpiece.  As Pain walked and grabbed three Bims with him.  The male grabbed a couple other Bims and walked off.  It was just Agemo, Wo Bao and the girl standing there in front of Nedovic.  Then the strangely attractive girl walked up to Nedovic, he could barely move, it wasn't even a strip tease, she just strolled up and you saw it in his eye.  He was frozen, stuck in a trance, it had to be some type of witchcraft.  Nedovic spoke to her, she had him wrapped around her finger, she gamed him.  Nedovic forgot all about who was standing in front of him.

"Damn, I want some of that ass."  Wo Bao and Agemo said strangely at the same time.

Who are they?  Agemo wondered.  Who is she?  They both exhaled.