[ .001. ] first name - Jeremy
[ .002. ] middle name - David
[ .003. ] last name - Gulliford
[ .004. ] nickname(s) - Jer, Lel, Jeremo, Kelimi
[ .005. ] gender - Male...unfortunately
[ .006. ] age - 17
[ .007. ] birthday - March 1, 1986
[ .008. ] height: 6'2"
[ .009. ] hair color - Dishwater Blonde (I prefer to call it Dusty Blonde)
[ .010. ] eye color - Hazel.
[ .011. ] race - Caucasion
[ .012. ] do you wear glasses or contacts - Yeah...I'm a Four eyes
[ .013. ] do you have braces - No
[ .014. ] is your hair long or short - 3 inches past the shoulder
[ .015. ] where were you born - Las Vegas, NV
[ .016. ] current location - Shithole, ID (Ok Ok, so its really called Kimberly)
[ .017. ] zodiac sign - Picies, Tiger (Tiger is Chinese Zodiac)
[ .018. ] how many languages do you know - English. Some Japanese, Some German, some Korean, some Italian, some Latin, some Spanish (just misc words...not enough to communicate... I know, I tried)
[ .019. ] nationality - No Fucking Clue...I think Irish though (Temper...likes alcohol)
[ .020. ] bad habits - Lazy, Procrastinating, I have a fowl mouth (only online or around friends though.) I don't clip my fingernails too often...so what if I like them long? [ .021. ] piercings you have - Nada...thats what the fake earings are for...[ .022. ] piercings you want - See above answer
[ .023. ] tattoos you have - None
[ .024. ] tattoos you want - Maybe someday... something related to FF... but I don't like pain.
[ .025. ] today's date: October 26, 2003
[ .026. ] time - 12:42 am
[ .027. ] miSsing question!!!-YAY?
....F A M i L Y
[ .028. ] mother's name - Peggie (Last name withheld
[ .029. ] father's name - Brian
[ .030. ] step-parent's names - None
[ .031. ] brother(s)'s name(s) - None
[ .032. ] sister(s)'s name(s) - None
[ .033. ] favorite aunt - Not sure if I have any
[ .034. ] favorite uncle - Jim. (only one)
[ .035. ] favorite grandparent - all dead
[ .036. ] worst relative - Um...relatives?
[ .037. ] best relative - Um...relatives?
[ .038. ] do you get along with your parents - Psh
[ .039. ] does anyone in your family understand you? - No
P E T S
[ .040. ] do you have any pets - Yes
[ .041. ] what are their names - Jake
[ .042. ] what kind of animals are they - Black Tabby
S C H 0 0 L
[ .043. ] are you still in school - Kinda
[ .044. ] did you drop out - Yeah
[ .045. ] current gpa, or last gpa you got - Dunno
[ .046. ] favorite grade - Before I went/after I dropped out
[ .047. ] least favorite grade - All of them
[ .048. ] favorite teacher - None
[ .049. ] least favorite teacher - All of them
[ .050. ] favorite subject - Art...its easy
[ .051. ] least favorite subject - P.E.
[ .052. ] do/did you buy lunch or bring it - Bought and Brought
[ .053. ] play any sports on the school's team - HAHAHA. No. (left as is from Andi)
[ .054. ] do/did you do any extracurricular ativities - Video games?
[ .055. ] are you popular - No
[ .056. ] favorite dance - Something slow... I don't understand how the others are supposed to work
[ .057. ] favorite memory - memory?
[ .058. ] least favorite dance - Anything where I am not really with my dance partner and just kind of...moshin or whatever
[ .059. ] least favorite memory - Memory?
[ .060. ] most humiliating moment - No comment
F A V 0 R i T E S
[ .061. ] number - 7
[ .062. ] clothing brand - Whatever I can get...
[ .063. ] shoes - Whatever I can get...
[ .064. ] saying - Psh
[ .065. ] tv show - ...Spongebob Squarepants
[ .066. ] sport - Video games?
[ .067. ] vegetable - Corn
[ .068. ] fruit - Cherries
[ .069. ] movie - Pirates of the Caribbean
[ .070. ] magazine - Official Playstation Magazine
[ .071. ] actor - Tom Cruise, Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Johnny Depp
[ .072. ] actress - ...None?
[ .073. ] candy - Gummy stuff
[ .074. ] gum - Juicy Fruit or anything Wintermint
[ .075. ] scent - Uh... Incense
[ .076. ] candy bar - 3 Musketeers
[ .077. ] ice cream flavor - Cotton Candy
[ .078. ] color- Black
[ .079. ] season: - Winta
[ .080. ] holiday - Uhm?
[ .081. ] band ? Nobuo Uematso
[ .082. ] singer - Jim Morrison?
[ .083. ] group: Uh...?
[ .084. ] rapper - Eminem
[..085. ] type of music - Anything...
[ .086. ] thing in your room - Laptop
[ .087. ] place to be - With my sweetie poo Dezi
[ .088. ] radio station ? Psh
[ .089. ] tv channel ? Nick, Cartoon Network, Disney, or TechTV
[ .090. ] junk food - Everything I eat is pretty much Junk food
[ .091. ] overall food ? Lobster
[ .092. ] store - Gamestop
[ .093. ] shoe brand - Cheap shit from Payless
[ .094. ] fast food ? McDonalds
[ .095. ] restaurant - Golden Corral
[ .096. ] shape ? Spade
[ .097. ] time of day - Night
[ .098. ] country - Um...none?
[ .099. ] state - Oregon (For one reason) Colorado for everything else...maybe Alaska
[ .100. ] boys name - Alex/Alexander
[ .101. ] girls name - *shrugs* I'd get beat for saying Desiree
[ .102. ] mall - Magic Valley Mall
[ .103. ] video game- Final Fantasy Series and anything by Square Enix
[ .104. ] shampoo - Uhm...whichever one I use
[ .105. ] board game - Monopoly?
[ .106. ] computer game - Gunbound, CS, WarcraftIII, Starcraft...um..yeah
[ .107. ] car - Delorian
[ .108. ] music video - Uh?
[ .109. ] swear word ? Fuck
[ .110. ] word - Fuck
[ .111. ] month - December
[ .112. ] cartoon character ? Spongebob
[ .113. ] scary movie - Identity or Arlington Road
[ .114. ] team - Raiders...they have pirates on their helmet
[ .115. ] possession - Laptop
F i R S T T H i N G Y O U T H i N K O F . . .
[ .116. ] eminem - Cause I am Whatever you say I am
[ .117. ] dog - uh
[ .118. ] hot - cold
[ .119. ] britney spears - kissed madonna
[ .120. ] nsync - backstreet boys
[ .121. ] real world - fuck it
[ .122. ] orange - pants
[ .123. ] choice - hard
[ .124. ] fuck - you
[ .125. ] bisexual - *waits to get beat again* Dez
[ .126. ] black - cool
[ .127. ] icq - sucks
[ .128. ] insane clown posse - retards
[ .129. ] linkin park - woo!
[ .130. ] jack - the ripper
[ .131. ] rainbow - ^_^
[ .132. ] cherry - yummy
[ .133. ] cucumber - yuck
[ .134. ] shark - jaws
[ .135. ] lifehouse - what?
[ .136. ] bat - man
[ .137. ] leather - belt
[ .138. ] whip - heeeeyyyy
[ .139. ] american - Arrogant (I agree with you there Andi)
[ .140. ] water - T-shirts?
[ .141. ] volcano - hawaii
T H i S - 0R - T H A T ?
[ .142. ] rock or rap - Both
[ .143. ] rock or pop - Both
[ .144. ] rock or r&b - Rock
[ .145. ] rock or metal. - Both
[ .146. ] rap or pop - Both
[ .147. ] rap or r&b - Both
[ .148. ] rap or metal - Both
[ .149. ] pop or r&b - Both
[ .150. ] pop or metal - Both
[ .151. ] r&b or metal - Both
[ .152. ] linkin park or limp bizkit -Linkin Park
[ .153. ] tool or korn - Neither
[ .154. ] selena or jennifer lopez - Um Jennifer Lopez Played Selena in that movie of the same name...so aren't they the same shit?
[ .155. ] hot or cold - Cold!!!
[ .156. ] winter or summer - Winter
[.157. ] spring or fall - Fall
[ .158. ] shakira or britney - Uh?
[ .159. ] icp or eminem - Eminem
[ .160. ] marilyn manson or rob zombie - Rob Zombie
[ .161. ] kittie or garbage - Never head of kittie, Garbage is pretty cool
[ .162. ] mtv or vh1 - Vh1 has the cooler specials
[ .163. ] buffy or angel - Uh?
[ .164. ] dawson's creek or gilmore girl - Once again: Uh?
[ .165. ] football or basketball - Video Game wise... Madden 2001 is fun
[ .166. ] summer olympics or winter olympics - Winter
[ .167. ] skiing or snowboarding ? Snowboarding
[ .168. ] rollarblading or skateboarding ? RollerBlading, skateboarding is too hard
[ .169. ] black or white - Black!
[ .170. ] orange or red - Orange
[ .171. ] yellow or green - Greeeen
[ .172. ] purple or pink - Both
[ .173. ] slipknot or mudvayne - Who the fuck needs 2 drummers...I vote Mudvanye, never heard them though
[ .174. ] hot topic or pac sun - Pac Sun, only one nearby Hot topics better
[ .175. ] inside or outside - Inside...hell yes
[ .176. ] weed or alcohol - Alcohol
[ .177. ] cell phone or pager - I have a cell phone, its more useful
[ .178. ] pen or pencil - Pencil
[ .179. ] powerpuff girls or charlie's angels - Powerpuff Girls.
[ .180. ] scooby doo or dino - Dino
[ .181. ] dragon ball z or pokemon - Both fucking shit
[ .182. ] star wars or star trek - Wars
[ .183. ] tattoos or piercings - Neither
[ .184. ] prep or punk - punk...
[ .185. ] slut or whore - Slut (...yeah...Dez knows what I mean...or should)
P R i V A T E L i F E
[ .186. ] do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend ? Yep ^_^
[ .187. ] do you have a crush - Possible to be dating and have a crush?
[ .188. ] do you love anyone right now - Yes!
[ .189. ] have you ever been in love - Yes
[ .190. ] how many people have you kissed - Does mom count?
[ .191. ] who was your first kiss - Mom count?
[ .192. ] how many hearts of have you broken - At least one... Ask Erika, Crys and Andi
[ .193. ] how many people broke your heart - two
[ .194. ] best quote to sum up love - You have to take the good with the bad...and know that your partner will too
[ .195. ] so what is your bf/gf/crush like - Dez...Nuff said
[ .196. ] do you have a picture of him/her ? Yes...many
[ .197. ] please post it if you do - Nope, my pics
[ .198. ] do you have a picture of yourself - Yeah...should be deleted though
[ .199. ] please post it if you do - No way in hell
[ .200. ] do you go by looks or personality - Personality, looks pass in time
[ .201. ] ever kiss a friend - No
[ .202. ] are you still friends - Uh
[ .203. ] so moving along..do you smoke - No
[ .204. ] do you smoke weed - No
[ .205. ] ever trip on acid - No
[ .206. ] how about a little x - No
[ .207. ] crack, heroin, anything else - Oxygen count?
[ .208. ] beer good or beer bad - Good
[ .209. ] are you the sissy who drinks wine coolers - They taste yummy too
[ .210. ] do you like smirnoff ice - Underage...
[ .211. ] prefer beer or liquor - Beer
[ .212. ] what kind of cigarettes do you smoke - None
[ .213. ] are you a virgin - Yeah
[ .214. ] do you have any kids, if so how many - No
W O U L D Y O U E V E R
[ .215. ] bungee jump - No
[ .216. ] sky dive - No
[ .217. ] swim with dolphins - Hell Yes
[ .218. ] scuba dive - Maybe
[ .219. ] go rock climbing - ick
[ .220. ] eat shit for $1,000,000 - Yes...money is money...plus I think I've tasted something worse
[ .221. ] turn your back on your friends for personal gain - My friends IRL = assholes, hell yes I would
[ .222. ] steal a friend's boyfriend/girlfriend - <.<;; not sure if I did...
[ .223. ] cross-dress - Yes!
[ .224. ] lie to the police - No
[ .225. ] run from the police - No
[ .226. ] lie to your parents - Yes
[ .227. ] walk up to a stranger and kiss them - If it was Dez...
[ .228. ] be an exotic dancer - If it was for Dez
[ .229. ] walk out of a restaurant without paying - ...um...I guess...no
[ .230. ] streak - No
Y O U R F R i E N D S
[ .231. ] best friend - Andi and Gemma
[ .232. ] known longest: Andi
[ .233. ] wish you talked to more - Wait, do these questions want Girlfriend included? Dez to the above two and this one
[ .234. ] wish you saw more - Dez, Andi
[ .235. ] how many friends do you think you have - 5? tops
[ .236. ] who drives you insane after a while - Gemma...sorry
[ .237. ] who can you stay around forever and never get sick of - Dez, Andi
[ .238. ] ever lose a good friend because you took it to the 'next level' - Still with Dez...Andi's still a good friend too
[ .239. ] craziest - Hmm...They are all crazy...but thats a good thing
[ .240. ] loudest - Gemma's the only one I've heard over mic... Andi whispers on the phone :P
[ .241. ] shyest -Dez
[ .242. ] best hair - Dez
[ .243. ] can always make you laugh ? Dez
[ .244. ] best eyes - Dez
[ .245. ] best body - Dez (I won't say why, but she knows ;) )
[ .246. ] most athletic - Uh...
[ .247. ] sex symbol - Dez
[ .248. ] hot tempered - Dez
[ .249. ] most impatient - Um...Gemma I'm guessing
[ .250. ] shortest - Andi
[ .251. ] tallest - Dez and Gemma are tied
[ .252. ] talented - Dez
[ .253. ] best singer - Um... Only heard Gemma
[ .254. ] skinniest - Me...duh...
[ .255. ] nicest - Dez
[ .256. ] best personality - Dez
[ .257. ] most opinionated - Um...Me or Dez
H A V E Y O U E V E R
[ .258. ] flashed someone - Yes...I was in kindergarden or 1st grade...didn't know better
[ .259. ] told the person you liked how you felt - Dez...and Andi should know the answer
[ .260. ] been to michigan - No
[ .261. ] gotten really REALLY wasted - No
[ .262. ] gone to jail or juvi - No
[ .263. ] skateboarded - Yes (standing on one and moving 2 feet counts, right?)
[ .264. ] skinny dipped - not yet <.<
[ .265. ] stolen anything - from friends...as a joke...returned minutes later
[ .266. ] wanted to kick my ass for making this so long - Don't know you...but no
[ .267. ] kicked someone's ass - Mentally, yes
[ .268. ] pegged someone in the head with a snowball - Nope..bad aim
[ .269. ] broke a beer bottle - No
[ .270. ] gotten into a bar, under-aged - Casinos count?
[ .271. ] kissed someone of the same sex - Ew
[ .273. ] gone on a road trip - No
[ .274. ] gone on vacation without adult supervision - No
[ .275. ] been to a concert - Couple...gives me a headache.
[ .276. ] been to another country - Yes
[ .277. ] talked back to an adult - Hell yes
[ .278. ] got pulled over - Not yet
[ .279. ] got in a car accident ? Yes, a couple
[ .280. ] broke a law - I'm online aren't I?
[ .281. ] given money to a homeless person - no
[ .282. ] tried to kill yourself - Does thinking about it count?
[ .283. ] cried to get out of trouble - When younger
[ .284. ] kissed a friend's brother or sister - What part of Never been kissed except by mom
[ .285. ] kissed a brother or sister's friend - Ditto
[ .286. ] dropped something on the floor that you were cooking and let someone eat it anyways? - No
O P i N i O N S
[ .287. ] what do you think...about pop music - Music is music *gets lynched by a mob*
[ .288. ] about boy bands - Backstreet Boys has one cool song
[ .289. ] about flag burning - Bad if another country does it...
[ .290. ] of the war on terrorists - Get those motherfuckers
[ .291. ] about suicide - Its bad because always there is someone who cares about you
[ .292. ] about people who try to force their opinions on you - fuck you motherfucker, you're wrong anyway
[ .293. ] about abortion - Murderers
[ .294. ] about rock/metal music - Yay
[ .295. ] where do you think you'll be in 10 years - Married to Dez
[ .296. ] who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years - Dez, Andi, maybe Gemma
W H A T D i D Y O U D O . . .
[ .297. ] for your last birthday - Nothing, why plan, they always get smashed
[ .298. ] yesterday - Sat...
[ .299. ] last weekend - Sat...
[ .300. ] christmas - Sat...with friends
[ .301. ] thanksgiving - Sat...
[ .302. ] new year's - Stayed up...sitting....with friends
[ .303. ] halloween - Was gonna dress up...but as I said, plans got smashed
[ .304. ] easter - Sat...
[ .305. ] valentine's day - Sat...
T H E L A S T
[ .306. ] thing you ate - Hambergur and french fries.
[ .307. ] thing you drank - Kool Aid
[ .308. ] thing you wore - Um... my playstation shirt I think and a pair of pants
[ .309. ] place you went - Friends house
[ .310. ] thing you got pierced/tattooed - None
[ .311. ] person you saw - Mom
[ .312. ] person you kissed - Mom
[ .313. ] person you talked to - Dez and Andi
[ .314. ] thing you heard - Emperors new groove music
[ .315. ] show you watched - Emperors New Groove
[ .316. ] what are you eating - Nothing
[ .317. ] what are you drinking - Nothin
[ .318. ] what are you wearing - Boxers
[ .319. ] any shoes on - No...no socks either
[ .320. ] hair - Greasy...need to shower...
[ .321. ] listening to - Emperors new groove music
[ .322. ] talking to anyone - Not anymore *sob*
[ .323. ] are you pissed i made this so long ? No
Y E S O R N O
[ .324. ] are you a vegetarian - No
[ .325. ] do you like cows - Yes
[ .326. ] are you a bitch - Yes
[ .327. ] are you artistic - Yes
[ .328. ] do you write poetry - Yes
[ .329. ] are you a fast runner - No
[ .330. ] can you ski - No
[ .331. ] are you british - I dunno
[ .332. ] do you want to spear britney - I refuse to answer such a lewd question
[ .333. ] do the voices talk to you - Um...no
[ .334. ] did you ever give barbie a haircut ? Um...no
[ .335. ] would you eat mac &cheese with hot dogs in it - Yes
[ .336. ] do you think disney creators were on acid when they made 'alice in wonderland - The Author was...not Disney...Disney just made the book into a movie you dumbass
[ .337. ] are you straight - No...my sexual preference is Dez
[ .338. ] are you stupid, insane, or pysically handicapped - I'm male...that makes me all of the above
[ .339. ] are you fat - No
[ .340. ] are you skinny - Yes
[ .341. ] are you short - No
[ .342. ] are you tall - Yes
[ .343. ] do you own a hot pink shirt - I wish I did >.> I mean...no
[ .344. ] how about orange pants - I might...dunno if I still have them
[ .345. ] can you see the flying monkeys - In "The Wizard of Oz"? Um...can't everyone?
[ .346. ] are you evil - Sometimes
[ .347. ] did you ever know someone who had a mullet - Define Mullet
[ .348. ] is britney a whore - Dunno
[ .349. ] are you a teenage zombie - No
[ .350. ] am i annoying you - Yes motherfucker
[ .351. ] do you like marilyn manson - No
[ .352. ] are you secretly from another planet - I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you
[ .353. ] have you ever done something you said you`d never do? - Yes...I saw matrix and lord of the rings...said I'd never watch those... played an x-box and halo, said I'd never do that.
[ .354. ] do you shop at hot topic - I wish
R A N D O M Q U E S T i O N S
[ .355. ] if you could be any animal, what would you be - Wolf
[ .356. ] if you had to eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would you eat - chinese food
[ .357. ] do you remember any of your dreams - Eh...if its about Dez, every glorious detail
[ .358. ] do you dream in color or black and white - I think its color...maybe black and white
[ .359. ] do you admit when you need help with a problem - to Dez...yes
[ .360. ] can people read you like a book - psh they wish
[ .361. ] what's your biggest fear - heights, spiders, losing Dez
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[ .362. ] do you talk a lot - Psh...not really...
[ .363. ] are you afraid of clowns - No
[ .364. ] do you like spiders - *screams like a little girl*
[ .365. ] how about grape kool-aid - All tastes the same
[ .366. ] can you drive - Permit
[ .367. ] are you spoiled - kinda
[ .368. ] are you anti-social - If you can't decern this by the end of the quiz, you're fuckin stupid
[ .369. ] do you see dorky people - ...Please refer to above answer
[ .370. ] do you see dead people - No
[ .371. ] any last words - I wish Dez was back on
[ .372. ] now that this is over, what are you going to do - Cry...do my next webcomic and sit around bored out of my fucking mind | 
