Yesterday Rachel and I were at Best Buy and this shady guy that Logan hooked up with was there.  He wanted to hook up with me too, but Logan said that he had IBM (itty-bitty meat).  Well, I wasn't sure if it was him or not, so when we were paying I said to the cashier "Tell me if that guy's name over there is Shaun, and don't be obvious when you answer."  She said it was.  Then Rachel and I hihg-tailed it out of the store because I know she went over to him and told him all about it.

OK, I said that I wasn't going to the club.  Well, Logan ended up conning me into it.  I get there and Debbie and I ATTACKED eachother.   It was funny.  There were two other boys who were from our high school who were there last night.  Then some random Josiah (cute) boy came up to me and said, "Uh, you don't like Craig, do you?"  Craig is a boy from my high school and he all got an attitude with me one day back in 2002 because he wanted to hook up and I didn't know who he was and I said no, so now he's just a freaking drama case.  But anyway...  I said to Josiah, "The short answer is 'no.'"  Then he was all pissy the rest of the night.  Meanwhile, Logan is getting wasted and some great songs came on and we hit the dance floor and we TORE IT UP!!  Like, seriously, we were doing some dirty dancing and we were getting way into it and then we would just look at eachother and bust out laughing.  All the while, I'm licking shots off of Debbie's tits and Logan's University of Findlay swimmer friend was being sketchy.  Well they were all drunk like I knew they would be so I drove their drunk asses home.  Debbie had invited me to come back to her apartment at the conclusion of the evening, but when that time came, I couldn't find her.  I had to pull over twice on I-75 so Logan could yack.  Trucks flying by at 65 MPH, it's foggy as pea soup.  You'd be so proud of me... no ho'ing last night.  Logan and I grinding up on eachother doesn't count.

So, today in math, I was fantasizing about the hottie that sits next to me.  he's a babe.