Arg. The NO-HO state has not been going over so well. I slipped (but didn't fall) one day last week.
I had to make a speech today and I made one about what a retard-o our President was on Sept. 11. All of his presidential commercials over the election time showed him being a steely man, barking out orders to his staff, when, in reality, he sat in a classroom for over 20 minutes like dar-d-dar. Then he ran away and flew around in Air Force One all day. Loser.
Oh, but back to no-ho. See, this is the problem: yes, I am a scandalous ho, we've already established that! But I am also Lutheran. I gave my heart to the Lord a long time ago, and I promised that I would (try my hardest to) walk in his ways. I Corinthians 3:16 says "Know ye not that ye are the temple of the Living God, and the spirit of the Lord dwelleth within you?" So here I am stuck with horny vs. holy. lol
Oh and my Rae Rae is a godmother! 
Oh and this afternoon I am going into the Department of Jobs and Family Services because, as I am sure you will recall, my mother is a TWAT and I have recently realized that although I am a full-time student, I am not covered under her GOOD insurance just because she doesn't want to pay extra for the premium. Bitch. So, I'm going in there to find out if I can be ghetto and get Medicaid or whatever. *sigh* |