I'm MUCHO sorry!Wow. It has been WAYYYY too long, and for that, I must sincerely apologize. I've really got no excuse...haha but I am proud to say I am BACK and here is a new survey. Thanks so much to the subscribers and commenters, especially due to my absence. Here you go! I love you! JESUS DOES TOO! [created by Paige at PeacexOfxMe_originalsurveys PLEASE do not remove] Random-ification 1. Are you guilty of the 'afraid of the dark leap' in the middle of the night when you hear scary random noises and run to the light switch for consolation? 2. Is PDA taboo in your book? 3. Why are guys so intent on ignoring us in public, but being all lovey-dovey in private? 4. It's been a LONGGGG while since peacexofxme_originalsurveys has made a survey. Did you miss me? 5. Did you go watch Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix at its midnight release? 6. Isn't it disgusting to see the underwear package models for men's briefs? 7. Don't you hate when your sports bra is too small and you end up having your boobies whacking you in the face as you move? 8. Or perhaps you are primarily flat chested, and aren't plagued with this issue^? 9. Is 'piss' a cussword in your view? 10. Don't you abhor when the "BACK TO SCHOOL!" signs go up at the end of July at Wal*Mart? 11. What current smell is inhibiting your senses? 12. Do you feel sorry for the people who have never had a boyfriend/girlfriend? 13. Can you correctly (and without directions) bake a cake? 14. Does the thought of someone seeing you entirely naked scare you from sex? 15. Do you know the definiton of 'surreptitious'? 16. Won't you take me to funkytown? 17. Is it okay for a boyfriend to grab his girlfriend's breasts if they are intent on not being sexually active? 18. Have you ever said "I have cramps!" and people around you mistook what you said for "I have crabs!"? 19. Do you ever snoop into your significant other's MySpace or Facebook? 20. Did you ever ask Santa for a pony? 21. When does a girl become a woman? 22. In your opinion, is it harder to lose someone close to you as a young child or as an adult? 23. Isn't it irritating when you hear a CD and it makes skip-like noises and you're not sure if the CD is scratched or if it's just how the song goes? 23. Does your phone make demonic noises when you put it close to the computer or TV? 24. Have you ever been accused of being a control freak? 25. Why go out for milk when you have perfectly good jugs at home? 26. Isn't that an awesome quote from that funny-tastic movie "License to Wed"^? 27. Would you ever get plastic surgery on your boobs if they were too large and gave you back problems? 28. Would it be weird to date a guy with the same name as your father? 29. Have you ever watched the AWESOME-TASTIC show, "Scrubs"? 30. Would you consider "The Da Vinci Code" as sacreligious? 31. Have you ever wanted something so bad for someone that it tore you apart? 32. Would it be a hinderance or a delight to have yellow eyes? 33. Did you like Fergie better as a Black Eyed Pea or as solo artist? 34. Will you make sure the diamond your fiance gives you is real before marrying him? 35. Is a woman who fears the Lord to be praised?
36. Does it sadden you to think some people go to bed each night not knowing how much God has blessed them? 37. Have you ever kissed someone and got your sparkly lip gloss all over their lips? 38. Have you ever had the strange urge to pluck someone else's eyebrows because they looked so heinous? 39. How old were you when you learned the true names for 'girl parts' and 'boy parts'? 40. Has Avril Lavigne turned into a pop princess cheerleader who needs to die? 41. What is more disgusting, obesity or anorexia? 42. Are you a sexy pineapple? 43. What are the keys to your heart? 44. Do you like Ciara's new song, "Like a Boy"? 45. Have you ever known anyone who tied their shoes on the inside of their shoe? 46. Who writes better love songs, males or females?
47. Have you ever stood on a window ledge? 48. Do you think the invention of "Alli", the new diet medicine frenzy, is retarted, because if you eat high-fat foods, you crap forever? Wouldn't it just be smarter to eat low-fat and save yourself $50? 49. On the same note, wouldn't it be smarter to just go naked when you have sex than to spend $10 on lingerie that isn't covering a single thing? 50. Are religious purposes enough for you to save yourself 'til marriage?[created by Paige at PeacexOfxMe_originalsurveys PLEASE do not remove] Have A Great Day! God Bless~ ~Paige~ |