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| - Stunnas
Stafford, Texas, population, 15,681.
End of school year baby, I'm a senior now, there's so much happening and will be happening and has happened and chea, what's happenin!?
Let's take a stroll down memory lane. I've been going to this hell hole known as Stafford Mulsomeshit School Disctrict for the past 13 years. That's before Kindergarden.
Who's still here with me since then?
Hector Barajas, Neelam Pai, Noah Riley, Meghan Dorosk, Marina Naguib, Kim Aing, Adam Ansel, Rojan Easo, Lisa Guerra, Shirley Lara, Joanna Mata, Courtney Medina, Tommy Mock, Justin Payne, Salina Soza, Jonathn Cutler, Zachary Edwards, Selena Guillen, Jake Kress, Jonathan Pena, Diana Salamanca, Jesus Martinez, Randy Hawkins, Jennifer Than, Angelica Huerta, Noble Nwaozuru, Daryl Ong, Laurie Zabala, Bryant Cabeza, Faith Hutto, David Ingram, Blair Jones, Rachel Lambert, Lisette Nanez. Oh yeah there was also KJ, but she's an idiot and failed.
So yeah..that's 35 f'ing people that's still around for the past 12 years.
And after all that..there's quite a few people leaving..besides the seniors of course.
Ate Jil's leaving for the motherland in a few days.
And Loraineys leaving for the same destination only a few days if not hours later. (P.S. She's gorgeous.)
Hell, even I'm leaving for my own motherland, somewhere between June 10th-June 25th and will get back around 1 month after the date I leave. Don't worry, keychains for everyone!
But I'm not as dramatic and go as far as Lisette, who's moving school, after all this time at Stafford. The person who's directly above me in the whole class in alphabetical order. My standardized testing buddy. Fort Bend Baptist..the school of another cutie...(By another I didn't mean that Lisette's the first one, cause that's just sickening.)
Antoinetty's also moving. She's kinda rich. And feeds me a lot. I'ma miss her...food. Oh yeah that other hoe's moving too, uh what's her name oh right Pauline.
But there were new friends made this year.
Like the one where you have in your class all year but don't get to know well until the last 2 weeks of school, hi Deepa.
Or the one that will always scare the shit out of you no matter how far they go, hi Gaby.
Hell, I didn't even get to meet the one I was sitting next to for the WHOLE year on the bus..You're ugly..but you intrigue me.
Well this school years been fast paced...
As fast as when my car collided with the tree...you know what's ironic? I think that Howie Day song "Collide" was on the radio.
Speaking of irony, isn't ironic to get hit by a Dodge?
And speaking of getting hit. Today a few hours ago, Lucci nearly got us all killled, but thankfully, with my guidance, we were safe.
And speaking of Lucci, she's a pretty great friend. I mean, she gets sick to her stomach whenever she sees me (because she can't stand looking at beauty), pukes whenever she hears my voice (and I don't mean my lisp), yet she still goes out of her way to pick me up and drop me back at home randomly. I think she still loves me after all these years..
Anyhoo, Lilian, you're going to get a big ass birthday gift, since I still owe you for Christmas, last birthday, the 12 dollars and this years gift. But then again, I've always enjoyed giving sentimental gifts rather than materialistic...Or I'll just get Corbin to ebay something for you.
Lorraine's gorgeous.
It must suck to trip on an escalator, you'll keep falling for hours.
It's kinda cool how Marc is staying home cause he's an idiot (HCC) while Anirudh is staying home cause he's a genius(Rice). But Marc's a cutie, it's scientificly proven. Anirudh is..ind...
Well, I guess I'll never turn an early corner on Meadow Gate to see if JVs home anymore. (But I'll still turn there to see if Daryl's home!)
No more randomly waving to Ate Jaye and Ate Krys throughout the hallways.
No more white boys in Lee, Huey, or even Irish.
It was a shame they didn't play that one song we all know and grew up on while they were getting crunk during the Alma Mater...Dun dun dun, dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. (Man! - Big Moe)
What a random pointless entry.
Yup.
Class of 2007. We own this bitch.
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| - DJ Play A Love Song
What you know about that.
Well I'm out like immigrants in Texas. | | |
| - Chop Chop First off, I am highly disappointed about our school going to state. We chocked. None of this would have happened had coach just let Kumar play in crunch/clutch time. See, Kumar is such a ballhog, he woulda jacked up a shot before they could even steal the ball, which lead them to their 12 point win, instead of Kumar maybe luckingly hitting a shot or two.
AKizzzle47: im so cold i kill everything
AKizzzle47: terrorist to the max babyyyyyyy
P.S. I was on TV for 5.8 seconds.
"Even though I might be on TV
Cause I got my own CD
All you will ever see
Same ol' G"
March 11 - My car broke down in the middle of the freaking street. And I swear there was this one Mexican who kept coming back and honk at me, then took a u-turn and came back again and kept honking. Horrible.
Haven't uttered out a cuss word in 18 days, which is a personal record.
March 15 - ...
Dong: Wanna hear a funny joke?
Richard: Yeah
Dong: Pussy
Richard: I don't get it
Dong: YEAH AND YOU NEVER WILL
=D
I also resprained my wrist cause some black guy thought he could do me up by posterizing me but I was like nah but then I fell on my butt and my wrist cause I slipped.
March 16 - Happy Birthday Daryl.
I wanted to get him this shirt...
...but things didn't work out.
Ask him what I got him instead.
March 24 - Happy Birthday Kim.
177 on PSAT.
SATs April 1st.
April 1 - Happy Birthday Antoinette.
April 5 - Happy Birthday Ailie.
Other unimportant April birthdays - Corbin.
tisiz Dong 3: What should I write about in my next post
lucci aka gngsta: me
Fine, for a more profilic um profile of her, www.gnaa.us .
So guys...
tisiz Dong 3: Wanna hear a funny joke?
Steffygrrl589: okay
tisiz Dong 3: Women's rights.
Steffygrrl589: omg
Steffygrrl589: ur dumb
"Oh i think they like me
Better yet i know
Lights camera action
When i walk thru da doe"
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, feminism never changed anything.
Why can't a blind, deaf, and dumb woman drive?
Because she's a woman.
Why shouldn't women be allowed to drive?
Because the steering wheel isn't on their side of the car.
What do you say to a woman with no tits?
Nothing.
-I'm not sexist but I just found these ridiculously raw.
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So anyways, I was looking at my stacks of Harry Potter books the other day. (P.S. 7th coming out soon!)
xD CAT FACE xD: you own books?!
(Yes, I know how to read.)
And then, I randomly came across this..
<JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
<JonJonB> Let's see the results...
<JonJonB> "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
<JonJonB> "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything
<JonJonB> A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.
<JonJonB> "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
<JonJonB> "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "
<JonJonB> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls
<JonJonB> "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"
<JonJonB> The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.
<JonJonB> He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.
<JonJonB> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.
<JonJonB> Ok
<JonJonB> I have found, definitive proof
<JonJonB> that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
<JonJonB> "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
<JonJonB> Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang
<JonJonB> Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.
<JonJonB> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.
(don't worry about who jonjonb ish)
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P.S. No one cares about dancing unless its DDR standard. kthxbaihavagoodday. | | |
| - Stay
So there is such thing as karma...
Saturday
The day started off good, but how it ended was bad, and the ending was more towards nighttime so I'll convert it to this week. Well, see, I took Darly and Cathyrine on a little road trip, but then on the way back, Darly tells me to make a wrong turn, and seeing as how I'm easily peer pressured, we get lost for an hour and 40 miles worth, so by the time I got back, I've burned about 217 miles and dads sees the milage meeter and tries to kick me by opening the door of the car. I get home and he tries to kick me some more, with some hard f'ing boots.
Sunday
First, I was forced to wake up at 7 in the morning, and dress up and go to the cemetery, which was, depressing seeing as how it's never good to be outnumbered dead people to living people 29 to 1. Afterwards, I was forced to go to a temple I haven't been to since I was about 12 and then I was also forced to go to Reliant Arena to the TET festival, which was quite a waste of time and boring. Then afterwards, I happen to leave when they start hooping and we go visit like 4 family members an hour each, which happens to be so f'ing boring.
Monday
So anyways, I told Winnie to keep Feb 12, Feb 14, and Feb 24 open, but turns out, she has to go to some leadership thingy on the 24th, apparently that's more important than some dance. So while I was talking to her, dad storms into my room, hangs up the phone, and tries to get a broomstick and hit me with it..I was like just humming while he was trying to hit me so I'm suprised he didn't get the hint that it doesn't hurt and hasn't hurt for the past 5 years. Anyhoo, they said I was grounded for like the 2 or 3 weeks.
Tuesday
So Mother and Father haven't came home yet, so I decided to go play basketball with Darly and Gayson. Well, as luck would have it, Daryl finally won, but then he lost to Gayson, so I got to play Gayson. Well, as most of you all know, I am probably the laziest person to ever live. Well, a ball comes about, and I run after the rebound, Gayson being the idiot he is goes for it anyways even though I'm a lot closer and runs in front of me, I try to jump his leg but I get tipped so I landed on my hip and my wrist and then my shoulder, which has like scraped skin on it now and my head went along the concrete for like a few inches.
Wednesday
So, I just shook off the big pain yesterday but when I woke up on this morning, my wrist was throbing so I couldn't even put on my contacts so I had to wear glasses. Granted, I was still fly, but yeah. Then I had to go see Trainer Dave cause that's the closest to a doctor, sadly, known to Stafford. He said I might have a bone infracture and that it could be broken so I need to go get X-rays.
Thursday
Oh and the bad luck continues. Today out of nowhere, I get a cut in between where my nail and where the skin connects, the worse part to get a cut on the hand. To make matters worse, I can't sleep in class due to the intense amount of pain coming from my left hand from sleeping positions. To top off the day, I had to wait 2 hours in the doctors office and then when my dad's friend picked me up, the idiot took 40 minutes to get me to a 15 minute normal drive, and by normal I mean like 20 miles per hour 15 minutes. =/ Haha, how could I forget, I made like a 60 on my phsyics test today, I knew I should have rubbed Grace's belly.
Friday
This morning I was suppose to miss some of school to go get my x-rays, but apparently, that hoe got canceled too. Not too suprised actually. After that, I had to stay home since apparently the rents were going out and I HAD to take care of little brother, are you serious. I guess this wasn't totally a bad day, the physical injuries stopped.
Saturday
Today I woke up with bags under my eyes, thanks Winnie! Anyways, I overslept so dad had the nerve to push me off my bed while I was still IN IT and STILL SLEEPING. Fortunately, that's the only bad thing that happened today. Well tomorrow's a new week, so hopefully the tide will change! | | |
| - Say Goodbye
For those that care, this is a day-by-day thing-by-thing analysis of what I did during my three half days of exams...
Wednesday: I went with Julian and his brother and we head up to Sonic where we met up with Corbin, Daryl, Natalie, Shelter, Celeste, and Charlie. We then had to pick up Angela from school and then we all went to the mall. Did a little window shopping, of course. Then on the way home, stopped for tapioca before getting dropped off.
Thursday: Had Johnny take me home where Marc and Julie was waiting in his truck in front of my house. See, I'm not the third wheel. If you haven't noticed, wheel barrows and tricycles, there's one front wheel and 2 back wheels. Anyways, went back to mall, met up with Carl and shopped for my Secret Santa present. Got dropped off, then picked up 10 minutes later to go to Stafford Colony with Daryl and hooped up some Paki named Harris and some Asian dude named Jono. Went home 3 hours later.
Friday: Jake took Daryl, Ted, and I to Jeremy's for a little shindig. On the way, saw John V. with a Confederate Flag swaying from his truck. There was so many honking and cussing about KKK getting out of school. So went to Jeremys, Mike, Ashley, and Rachel came for a few minutes. Did some gift exchanging, then they left. Then later, Jillane, Kitan, and Shanice came by for a few minutes too. The best gift was obviously the 5 thongs Julie recieved. Seems more like a present for Marc.. They left soon enough too. So that left us with... Cathrine, Corbin, Daryl, Jeremy, Julie, Kavitha, Lilian, and I. Look, it wasn't a sausage fest. Spent the next 4-5-6 hours playing XBox, getting on comp, cooking food and eating it. Then made me do slave labor and wash the dishes and watch Corbin get attack by a 6 feet basketball goal. Pat came by to pick me up and drop me home while the losers went to Science Club shiznit.
Jeremy, Kavitha, Julie, Me, Daryl, Cathrine, Lilian, Corbin.
(Kavitha I stole this from you, shhh.)
Saturday: Spent the whole day sleeping then around 5, went to Anirudh's Sausage Fest, ahem, party. The guy to girl ratio was something like 2:1, which was pretty suprising. Did a bunch of nothing, nothing and nothing. Played games, messed with people on his SN, ate food, got made fun of, haters. Then watched Mr. and Mrs. Smith and went home.
Let's see if I can name this mug: Lilian, Irene, Nicole, Jeremy, Kevin, Cathrine, Aigor, Me, Jv, Anirudh, Charles, Richard, Corbin, Kevin, Lawrence.
(The picture seems as if it's F'd up at the top to me but it could just be my horrible comp but who cares, I'm on the bottom so yeah.)
Sunday: Did nothing but stayed home. Later went to Wal-Mart and as me and my mom were walking in, we saw my cousin and his mom walking out of security office. Apparently that nigga is banned from Wal-Mart cause they saw him stealing a cart. Oh yeah, bought Fantastic 4. =D
My Dad Sold My
Mother-
F'ing Car Out of
F'ing
Nowhere
So I would like to take this time to dedicate this post to it..
May 8th - December 12 2005
There are so many memories...the first time I drove it, it was raining and we were going down Highway 6 and I nearly hit someone changing lanes cause I didn't check my blind spots. The first time I drove it at night, I got into a hit and run accident with the Metro bus while I still only had my permit. Oh and then there was that one day..a tree hit me...boy those were good times.
You know a bond is strong when not even Mother Nature can stop you with a tree. That's to let y'all know, we will come crashing through anything for the power of love!
Not even cops could stop us..
But yeah, it's going to be another few weeks before I legally have another car..what a ruined week.. =[
The names on here are listed from which I last talk to recently before doing this thing...
IF YOU' RE NAMED THEN YOU MUST POST THIS ON YOUR XANGA BACK
10 XANGA FRIENDS
ONE. Pauline
TWO. Anirudh
THREE. Daryl
FOUR. Irene
FIVE. Julie
SIX. Katie
SEVEN. Cathrine
EIGHT. Antoinette
NINE. Angela
TEN. Corbin
HOW DID YOU MEET THREE? Summer school in 1993.
HAVE YOU EVER LIKED THREE? Secretly, yes, but no one has to know...
IF ONE DIED TOMORROW, WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO PREVENT IT IF YOU COULD? Probably call crime stoppers so I can make some money off of it.
WOULD TWO AND ONE MAKE A GOOD COUPLE? No because two is Muslim.
DESCRIBE SEVEN IN THREE WORDS. Bitchy, demanding, intimidating.
DO YOU THINK TWO IS HOT? No it's freaking 28 degrees outside what the hell?
WOULD ONE AND FIVE MAKE A LOVELY COUPLE? Sexy. Very.
TELL ME SOMETHING HUMILIATING ABOUT ONE? She ran into a pole with her tongue hanging out and yeah you know how that ended up.
DO YOU KNOW ANY OF THREE'S FAMILY MEMBERS? Only his Grnadma, about 6 of his cousins, his parents, 2 uncles, an aunt, and his brother.
WHAT IS TEN'S FAVORITE COLOR? Probably something homosexual like purple.
ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN, HOW CUTE IS FOUR? Off the charts!!! Negative 3.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF FIVE JUST PROFESSED THEIR UNDYING LOVE FOR YOU? Get a restraining order. This is starting to get ridiculous Five, get over me, gosheries.
WHAT LANGUAGE DOES NINE SPEAK? Woof! Woof woof grrrr woof! Roar! Woof.
WHO IS EIGHT GOING OUT WITH? No one.
IS NINE A BOY OR A GIRL? Girl, or so she claims...
WOULD EIGHT AND FOUR MAKE A GOOD COUPLE? Of course!
WHAT GRADE IS SEVEN IN? GRADE A all the way! Just kidding, 11th.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU TALKED TO TWO? 3.1472983209 minutes ago.
WHAT IS THREE'S FAVORITE BAND? Backstreet Boys.
DOES SIX HAVE ANY SIBLINGS? Chea.
WOULD YOU EVER DATE TEN? Too black for me.
WOULD YOU EVER DATE SEVEN? I can't afford to.
IS FIVE SINGLE? I answer "yes" without even scrolling up to see who it is.
WHAT IS NINE'S LAST NAME? Coolchan.
WHAT IS FIVE'S MIDDLE NAME? Constant-pms.
WHAT IS TEN'S FANTASY? To become best friends with Paul Wall and trade grills and do hot sweaty freestyling sessions.
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TAG: YOUR IDEAL PARTNER
1. state whether your partner is a male or female.
2. write down your 8 requirements of your ideal partner.
3. tag 8 other people and notify them that they're tagged.
1: Female
2:
1. Has to have hair where I wont mistake them for a guy from behind. Thats.."creepy."
2. Gotta have a sense of humor. I'm concieted, I'ma need someone to laugh at my "jokes."
3. Comes from a poor family, so they won't expect many pricy things from me.
4. Can't have any hot sisters (or cousins). A player's gotta do what a player's gotta do.
5. Has to know what waxing is. None of them forest armpits and broads having moustaches.
6. Can not fit these descriptions: Tip Drill and Butterface. You gots to be the whole package.
7. If you don't wanna talk about basketball, then get the hella outta hure.
8. MOST IMPORTANTLY, YOU CAN NOT USE TO BE A GUY.
3: I tag the following niggas in order of how random they pop up in my mind..Anirudh, Lilian, Cathrine, Julie, Marc, Natalie, Corbin, and Julian.
Last but not least, HAPPY (belated) BIRTHDAY NATALIE!!!
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