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Name: Dylon
Country: United States
State: Ohio
Birthday: 12/27/1985
Gender: Male
Interests: Let me tell you a little story about interests. One time there was a billy goat who lived on a farm. He always told the other animals that he was never interested in anything. The other animals were convinced that the billy goat was interested in something but the billy goat would never admit it. And day after day, the billy goat would mock all of the animals who had interests, like the pig who enjoyed astronomy and the rooster who liked quantum physics. So one day the animals hatched a plan. They decided that they would never speak to the billy goat again. At first the billy goat enjoyed this situation. But then he got lonely. He tried to talk to the animals and be interested in different subjects but they all ignored him. This went on for twenty years until the old billy goat died alone. So the next time you think you are not interested in something, you should think of that billy goat, because you just might end up like him someday if you are not careful.
Expertise: Let me tell you a little story about expertise.
There once was a mountain lion named Mounty. He saw a raccoon and he thought that he would eat the raccoon. But when he went to eat the raccoon, he saw that it wasnt a raccoon at all. It was just a rock that was shaped kind of like a raccoon. The next time you think that you are the expert, I want you to think about that story and realize how wrong you are.
Occupation: Student
Industry: Government
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AIM:  D Low 941
AIM:  Strategemo
Member Since:
12/24/2004
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This is your lucky day! The day you have been waiting for since July 6, 2006 (that was the last time I posted on xanga for all of you unobservant people out there)! Yes, the update on my life is here! Greek is hard, and I had an MRI yesterday. That's pretty much it. Alright, its time to close with a parable about the boy who studied greek too much. The Boy Who Studied Greek Too Much. One day there was a boy. He loved Greek so much that he studied it nonstop. But then one day he got confused and realized that all of the subtleties and complexities of the Greek language made his life difficult. But he kept studying because he wanted to know Greek so much. But then one day he studied so much that his head exploded.
Moral: Don't study Greek. Your head might explode and you would be dead. | | |
| So I just found out that it has been 560 days since I joined xanga! Wow, time flies when you are sharing intimate secrets about your life online for everyone to see! It is a great thing to live in a world where you can vent your frustrations and personal problems without ever interacting with humans ha. Just kidding, I don’t really vent my frustrations on xanga. That would be unhealthy. Instead, when I’m frustrated about something I vandalize Circleville monuments. I burn books that I don’t like too. I also break glass things sometimes.
Anyways, here is a tribute to the greatness of xanga in honor of my 560th day as part of an organization which people are able to use as a way to stalk people, ask people out, dump people, make fun of people, complain and whine about things, and verbally abuse people, all without having to trouble with human interaction.
A Poem by Dylon Brown:
Xanga: The Tribute
Xanga you are grand!
The greatest site in all the Land!
The people who use you are as numerous
As the Sand,
And though you often Demand
For people to switch to Premium, you should understand
That I would sooner cut out my sebaceous gland
Then pay for your services which always expand.
And even though you are sometimes bland,
Xanga you are grand! | | |
| A Poem by Dylon Brown:
Moon Pies
Moon Pies are great
You can eat them when you're late
You can eat them while you wait
You can eat them on a date
Moon Pies I love you
Because you are great!
A Poem by Dylon Brown:
The Lion
Once there was a lion.
His name was Bryan.
He was Hawaiian.
He liked to eat a lot of food
Which would sometimes include
dogs.
So the dogs ran away from him.
Because they did not want to be eaten.
But Bryan usually caught them anyways.
And when he did, he would eat them.
A Poem by Dylon Brown:
Grass
There was a town with a lot of grass.
In that town was a window made of glass.
There was also a doorknob made of brass.
There were also children in a class.
There was also a cat who lived around those parts who got hit by a car once.
But no one cared. Because he was a mean cat. | | |
| Mighty Morphin Power Rangers are cool. They fight space creatures. | | |
| Yo. Well, Spring Break is here so I am happy. I was getting my brain fried for the past couple of weeks. Now its not being fried. Because so far, I generally am not doing anything because I sit around a lot. And I like that. The other night I took my telescope out and looked at the moon for the first time with it and that was pretty awesome. There is no hot water either in the dorm and I have started to hear talk that its going to be that way all week. Oh well, I guess I can just stop taking showers. I already stopped shaving and I think maybe I will stop brushing my teeth too. I might also just wear the same clothes all week. Maybe I will only just sit on my couch with all my food within arm's reach and watch the television. Just kidding. That would be lazy.
Here is a poem based on my experience lately of catching up on my Star Trek time.
A Poem by Dylon Brown:
Star Trek
Star Trek is really great!
Star Trek is really really great!
And if you dont think so,
Then too bad.
Because you are wrong! | | |
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