There was a 7 year old boy who had never uttered a word. His hearing appeared alright and he seemed like a happy kid so the parents resigned themselves to having a mute child.
Then one day at breakfast the boy cleared his throat and said, “Uh, the toast is burned.”
You can only imagine the emotions the parents experienced! The mother finally was able to ask, “Why haven’t you spoken before?”
He looked at her calmly and replied, “Well Mom, everything’s been OK until today”
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So maybe that explains why I’ve not been posting. Everything’s been OK.
Except that I was in the shower the other day and realized we were out of soap so I used Mrs. Pete’s liquid soap which turned out to be hair conditioner. It made the hair on my forearms luxurious.
So I bought Dial Soap for Men. That’s right. Soap for Men. It is dark blue and it has no scent whatsoever. It is so Manly. And blue.
This morning Mrs. Pete wanted to know why the white washcloth is blue. | 
