I would just like to say...I FUCKING HATE COPS! THEY ARE FUCKING DOUCHE BAGS WHO WILL HOPEFULLY ROT IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Drinking Survey!!!

Body: THE ULTIMATE DRINKING SURVEY Thousands have taken it.......let's see if you can handle it, you drunken bastard! If you answer 'no' to number one, then there is no need to keep going. But if it's 'yes', then let the answers roll!!!!!

1. Have you ever been drunk? Once or twice

2. How old were you the first time you got drunk? 13 or 14

3. Have you ever gotten/given digits while intoxicated? Yes

Have you ever 'drunk dialed'? Oh god, so much that my friends have threatened to take my phone away from me.

5. Have you ever been drunk in front of family members? Hahaha...oh god...just like...last weekend!

6. Have you ever had to cover up the fact that you were drunk?
No, I'm pretty honest when I'm drunk. I'll tell anyone who wants to know.

7. Have you ever been arrested for any alcohol related crime? I've never been arrested period.

8. Have you ever hooked-up with someone while drunk? Yes..once or twice.

9. Ever forgot their name? For a couple days..haha

10. When was the last time you were drunk? Friday night

11.Have you ever been on a drinking binge? Yes...since my sophomore year...hahaha j/k.

12. Do you need alcohol to have a good time? No

13. What kind of alcohol gets you the most intoxicated? Vodka...anything hardcore..but then again, I'm a lightweight

14. Favorite liquor? Vodka!

15. Favorite beer? I hate beer.

16. Have you ever woken up after a night of drinking and found you were still drunk? Hahaha...yes. Last spring I got way hammered...slept on a bathroom floor...was still drunk when I had to get up to go to school and take a test w/ a disected cat...so sick.

17. Have you ever swam drunk? Yep...jumped off of diving boards too!

18. What kind of a drunk are you? Depends on what I'm drinking....I get sick often though...and have a hard time standing..haha

19. Is alcohol like "truth serum" to you? Uh yeah...I think it is for everyone

20. Favorite drinking partner? All my friends are fun!

21. Favorite bar? Anyone I can get into..Cocktails (but that doesn't really count)

22. Have you ever completely blacked out? Just once, in Lawrence..at a wedding...with my brother. What a night.

23. Have you ever puked from drinking? Hahahahaha..yes

24. Have you ever had the 'crying drunk'? Nope, I've been lucky

25. Can you still do physical activities while intoxicated? Yes

26. Have you ever gotten into a drunken fight? Uh...um..yes

27. Who is the most annoying drunk that you know? My ex-boyfriend..very clingy...kind of sad.

28. Who is the most flirtatious drunk? Everyone is!

29. Do you have a drunken nickname? Not that I know of..

31. Funniest drunken scene in a movie: Sixteen Candles...Long Duck Dong...ha

32. Favorite song(s) about drinking: Bloodhound Gang...You're Pretty When I'm Drunk

33. Have you ever woken up next to someone you didn't know? No

34. Have you ever been hit on by someone way older than you? Hahaha...um..yes

35. What's the worst 'buzz kill'? Cops, sick friends..sobers you up fast

36. Have you ever dated a bartender or bouncer or cocktail waitress? No

37.Do you ever say to yourself "damn i need a beer"? No..damn I need VODKA

38. Do strangers ever buy you drinks? No

39. Have you ever drank too much on a date? No

40. Is there anything that you refuse to drink? Rum

41. Have you ever been drunk on a plane? No, I'd be sick

42. Have you ever gotten drunk during the day? Haha..this one time, in Lawrence...hahaha

43. Have you ever had to run from the cops and leave the beer behind? I've never ran from the cops...and I usually just have my drink in a QT cup so it's all good.

44. What's your favorite drinking game? Circle of Death...it's the only one I really know.

45. Have you ever injured yourself while drunk? I've noticed a few cuts and bruises the next day....:-/

46. What's the most destructive thing that has happened while you were drunk? I don't know.

47. Ever been drunk at a concert? Hahaha. Brad Paisley....man that was a LONG night

48.Is this survey getting too long? No, I just have to go to work:(

49. Are you ready for the last question? Ha sure. Give it to me.

50. Why do you drink? I'm a fuckin' alcoholic!

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Just so all of you people out there in cyber space know......I have a xanga tracker so I know who comes to my xanga. What does this mean?? Well...if you visit, LEAVE A COMMENT....haha, I'm totally serious.

I'm pretty sure I'm going straight to hell when I die...

A - Available? Yep...single and ready to mingle...hahahaha
A - Age: 19
A - Annoyance: Anti-abortionists and stupid people

B - Best Friends? I have too many to mention them all. I'm so lucky.
B - Bar: Cocktails, Emerson Biggins, basically anywhere I can get into
B - Birthday? January 31, 1987

C - Crush: Not at the moment
C - Car: 1995 Grand Am
C - Cat: Hate them

D - Dead Pets Name: Miss Kitty, Chief, Easter, Speedy, Tilly...I think thats all
D - Dads Name: Wendell
D - Dog: BOB

E - Easiest person to talk to: Amy
E - Eggs: Scrambled
E - Email: Love it.

F - Favorite color? Pink
F - Food: Chinese and anything tasty.
F - Foreign Slang: Nine...german for NO

G - Gummy Bears or Worms: Neither, they make me sick
G - God: Who knows
G - Good Time: Working out, drinking, partying, being with my friends

H - Hair Color: Red
H - Height: 5'4"
H - Happy: Sure am

I - Ice Cream: Anything with toffee and chocolate
I - Instrument: Piano
I - Idol: My mom

J - Jewelery: Earrings and a necklace
J - Job: Saleswoman
J - Joke: ??

K - Kids: Later on in life
K - karate: Nah
K - kung fu: Nah

L - Longest Car Ride: From Wichita to Virginia NON-STOP
L - Longest Relationship: A year...what a waste of my life
L - Love: ??

M - MILK FLAVOR: Chocolate
M - Mothers Name: Kathleen
M - Movie Last Watched: 40 Year Old Virgin

N - Number of Siblings: Older brother Kev
N - Northern or Southern: Southern
N - Name: Bridget

O - ONE WISH? That I could be a kid again
O - One Phobia? Needles
O - Otter Pop: Delicious

P - Parents, are they married or divorced: Widowed
P - Part of your appearence you like best: My eyes and hair
P - Part of your Personality you like best: I'm quirky and fun when I want to be

Q - Quote: Be who you are and say how you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind -Dr. Suess
Q - Question for the next person: Huh?
Q - Quick or Slow?: Depends on what I'm doing

R - Reason to smile: Happiness
R - Reality TV Show: Hate them
R - Right or Left: Left

S - Song Last Heard: Matter of Choice by Shaking Tree
S - Season: Spring
S - Sex: Nice

T - Time you woke up: 9:45 am
T - Time Now: 10:30 pm on the dot
T - Time for bed: Soon, I'm tired.

U - Unknown Fact about me: I'm really good at acting fake, but I completely suck at lying
U - Unicorns?: Definitely
U - U are? Sweaty

V - Vegetable you ate: Peas and carrots
V - Vegetable you love: Broccolii and squash
V - View on Politics: Don't really care

W- Worst Habits: I'm a pill popper and I fidget ALOT
W- Where are you going to travel next? Probably Colorado or Dallas..or San Diego..haven't decided.
W- Weight: None of your business.

X - X-Rays: ?
X - X-Rated Porn: Don't have any
X - X-xtra special someone: No one

Y - Year you were born: 1987
Y - Year it is now: 2006
Y - Yellow?: Reminds me of pee

Z - Zoo Animal: GORILLAS and ORANGUTANGS!
Z - Zodiac: Aquarius
Z - Zoolander: Kind of boring