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Interests: you baybeh!! lol nah im just messin
Expertise: iOno...just find out for yer self. =D nah just messin wichu....im just a great guy ya feel me?! lol
Michelle: umm no jk
Occupation: Education/training
Industry: Education/Research
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AIM:  PnOYiNc831
Member Since:
1/26/2004
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| do YOu see that small mini car as my profile picture?? thas the redesigned s2000 for 2010...they sey it has the best handling and has best acceleration that has every been made...looks kinda funny huh?? | | |
| Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bill's wife Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress!
Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments.
Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?" Surprised by her
boldness, John courageously admitted that, well indeed he did.
She said, " Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500."
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, John confirms that he is interested. She tells him that since her husband Bill works Friday afternoons and John doesn't, John should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.
When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's house at 2 p.m. sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 they went to the bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed. John quickly
dressed and left.
As usual, Bill came home from work at 6 p.m. and upon entering the house, asked his wife abruptly. "Did John come by the house this afternoon?"
With a lump in her throat Sue answered "Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon."
Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did he give you $500?"
In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and after mustering her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500."
Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, "Good, I was hoping he did. John came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this
afternoon on his way home and pay me back."
Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player! | | |
| MAN!!! sumthing jus happened like 15 mins ago in GROCERY OUTLET....i whas in line to change my five into 1's and i whas waiting in line talking on my cell fone...n all of da sudden my pants fall...i whas like o shiet!!! this is so embarassing!!!....people were laffing dat my pants fell...i felt so embarassed i ran out n i went another store da store dat sells liqour n all dat n i jus went to get change there. damn monique whas there too....i hope she didnt see me wid my pants down...haha....aiight den i gotta cover my face wen ever i get bak there haha...aigiht den gotz ta go peace!! | | |
| A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the desert without water.. His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden, he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks to be an old brief case. He opens it and out pops a genie.
But this is no ordinary genie. She is wearing an Internal Revenue Service ID badge and a dull gray dress.. There's a calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear. "Well, cowboy," says the genie... "You know how I work. You have three wishes."
"I'm not falling for this." Says the man. "I'm not going to trust an IRS auditor genie."
"What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it looks like you're a goner anyway!"
The man thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is right. "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and drink."
********POOF****** The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen and he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.
"OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish."
"My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams.
*******POOF*** The man finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems.
OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!"
After thinking for a few minutes, the man says.. "I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me."
******POOF*** He is turned into a tampon.
The moral of the story: If the government offers you anything, there's going to be a string attached . | | |
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deng yesterday...people b asking me if dey can drive my car...shiet...but its all gewd...as long as dey didnt do anything stupid...well sum 1 did drive stupid n tryna fawken get a ticket...shiet...but i aint gonna say who did it cuz u know who u r...im coo wid it but Sheila told me to say NO to whoever dat wanna drive my car...cuz she dont like me letting people drive my car...so yeah...no more test drive unless up da driver...hahaha...damn i havnt wrote in dis shiet for a long time...but no 1 ever reads my shiet...n ish hella boring...aiight den...im out...peace!
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