I had some time on my hands to conduct some research...

- Of the lovely gentlemen I polled except one weirdo I won't put on blast, they ALL openly admitted to downloading porn.

- Given the scenario that say their girlfriend happened to find porn on their computer, I asked if they would lie about it and just be like, Oh my friend was using the computer... or would they just admit they downloaded it? Every guy unanimously said that they would just rather admit it than avoid a confrontation over something stupid.

- In addition, I proposed a hypothetical... if they had a t1 connection, would they download more porn? The once-again unanimous answer, my friends, was YES. Yes they told me, of course I would Cheryl if it took me 2 seconds to download Tera Patrick instead of 15 minutes! In fact, if I were to plot the relationship between porn (x-axis) and internet connection speed (y-axis) on a graph, you would undoubtedly see a very highly correlated positive relationship.

- Also given the situation that say this time the girlfriend found pictures of someone she didn't like on the computer, for instance Jessica Alba, would the guy still use an excuse or would he nevertheless admit that he indeed got the pics himself? (Keep in mind the guy knows his girl would get mad because she just doesn't like Jessica Alba for one reason or another, yet he still got her pics.) An astounding 100% of the guys still said that they would admit to getting the pics, even if their girlfriend would get pissed.

- An astounding certain someone even said that he would want to get his girlfriend pissed because "it's fun." This anonymous person also went on to say that he would even change his xanga layout and dedicate it to Ms. Alba just to annoy his girl even more. And then he concluded with a brilliant plan of changing the subject to a time when the girlf pissed her boyfriend off instead so that she would have a guilt-trip and therefore they'd be even.

- In conclusion, I think that boys are freakin' WEIRD and even though they say all the time that girls are the evil ones, HELLO boys do you ever wonder why your girl is never satisfied!?! It's because you do stupid stuff to piss her off, and then when she's pissed you do even more stuff to top it off and annoy her even further! So you need to stop thinking everything is a damn game, i.e. stop trying to "even the score" or staying a step ahead of her in the "who can piss each other off more" contest or treating everything like a damn competition. You're just digging your own graves and someday your girl just won't wanna play anymore, and then she'll find some other dude, and HE will become your true competition. So you had better learn what pisses her off and make sure not to make the same mistakes over and over. And you fellas need to stop guilt-tripping girls by bringing up totally irrelevant things that happened in the past just because it'll help your current argument by making your girl feel sorry for you. 'Cuz that just shows how bitter you are. And you need to stop PMS'ing because for goodness' sake, the last time I checked, you have absolutely no right to do that!!! It's not part of your biological makeup, is it now? This is why you see so many relationships where the girl wears the freakin' pants-- because guys are little bitches and they whine over stupid shit, and honestly as the girlfriend why would you wanna put up with crap like that?!

- So I know that leaves you wondering where the heck I stand on all of this... and why I even chose to write this in the first place. Well I dunno, it's just a culmination of things that I felt needed to be said. As for my personal love life, I won't lie, E does stupid stuff all the time and I'm always like, "I hate you!"  I think he knows my limits, and if he doesn't, well then, that sucks.  Hah hah. And as for his limits, I think I'm probably pushing them right now with all the stuff I'm saying, but don't worry, he's not my little bitch or boy-toy or anything degrading like that. I think we work along the lines of bonus points.. you know, like those frequent flyer miles.. Even though he pisses me off, the more actual frequent flyer miles he accumulates, the more I'm like, oh ok well you did fly out here so how can I be mad for whatever you did last week?! Oh stupid Cheryl. Anyways, as for who wears the pants.... I don't think I'm allowed to say.  

Oh just kidding. I usually wear skirts in the summer and during warmer times, and even though I wore a uniform for 12 years, I just don't understand how I wore that Catholic school skirt in the middle of the winter. I probably wouldn't venture out wearing such inadequate clothing like that anymore. But yes, during the summer I wear skirts quite often. At all other times, I wear pants!

Song:: The Roots- The Seed v. 2.0. This is a dirty song... but oh well, I forget who I was talking to earlier and we were like, "Yeah, songs these days have crappy lyrics but good beats.. it's all about beats." So there. I like this one. I don't know why it's named the way it is.

OK, I don't know what happiness is, but today in between class and work, I had some spare time so I just decided to grab lunch and eat it in the park... I decided to get a peanut butter & jelly sandwich, which I just ate while chillen on a park bench in Washington Square.. I love that feeling, when you feel that warmth on you. And also that feeling of peanut butter getting stuck to your teeth.

Yeyy it's the little things yeyy!

I would absolutely heart anyone forever that made me peanut butter & jelly sandwiches and would take walks with me through the park on sunny days.. I'd be very happy.

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tnautica: so all it takes is pb & j's and walks in the park to get miss cheryl huh?
tnautica: youre not really challenging the guys following your trail

Eh hehe.. good point Gordon.. what can I say? I have lowered my expectations. Actually, scratch this whole sandwich & walking business.. all it really takes is a TGI Friday's Oreo Madness.. you can even drop it off (is that even possible to order one to go?) and spare yourself from spending time with me.. Yeah that's right. Then I'll be happy. By myself, but happy.

What else is new??

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Lottery housing pick was yesterday... I got Water Street, supposedly the second nicest dorm in the country. How they came up with that, I have no idea. But let's just say that Jenn & I have an apartment for TWO people... with TWO bathrooms. It's sweeeet.

And a kitchen, so I'm sadly gonna have to learn how to cook. Imagine that.

Now you have no excuse not to come over.

I changed the song... to Family Business by KANYE WEST... cuz that dude is craazy rite now.. so yeah.

Alright so I just got back from Queens... I sweear mann, I need to stop coming home so late! It's not healthy... Hahaha but thanks guys for last nite at Pamela's.. I know it's never good to go drinking on a school nite (or in general), and it's also never a good thing to go to work hung over the next day... Who does that?! But yay for that.. cuz....

Midterms, Part II, are finally freakin over!!!!

It's a celebration bitches!

Arrghh I think I musta spent 75% of my time at the library early on this week... no wait, scratch that.. it felt like 100% of my time. All that studying better have been worth it! 4 hours on Sunday, 6 hours straight on Monday, another 8 hours on Tuesday.. and another 2 on Wednesday just for good measure.. Psshh.. watch me have failed.

Now I'm madd busy with Expo.. and PCN practices... not to mention Baruch's fashion show coming up.. Soo yahh, if you haven't already seen our fantabulous bumblee bee dance routine, here's your last chance this weekend! Come to NYU'S Expo! Starts @ 8 PM.

Then come out next Saturday for IFA'S PCN! Woohoo! Very promising show up ahead.. Not your typical barrio show.. it's all original.. that's rite, the entire script, every song, all the dances.. created solely by IFA! So I need to see your lovely faces for support.. and just enjoy yourselves bitches!

And then there's the Baruch fashion show.. I think that's what it's called? The dance looks hott so far.. too bad if I wasn't so tired I could get the moves down easier.. heeh..

Fackk yo.. no wonder some nights I'll fall asleep at 8 PM and wake up the next day at 11 AM... hahaha sorry if that ever effed up plans.. as in last weekend..  Oh hey by the way I actually had a pretty good time at the NYU FYRE Formal at the Marriot Marquis! I heart that place.. It was soo last minute.. I grabbed an $11 dress off the sales rack somewhere in SoHo about an hour beforehand, and ta-da! That was my outfit.. My date and I danced the night away! That's right, my girl from high school Kelsey, was my partner! =) Good times like always!

Kelsey & Me with the dress of cheapness...

And then we got Gray's Papayas with Rye afterwards.. but that punk was busy parking the car when this sketchy guy came up to me and offered to pay for the hot dogs.. And I was like, nah it's ok I paid already.. He was holding out a $10 bill and he was like, "Keep the money anyway!" He kept insisting that I take it.. Kinda weird? But ehh... I don't know if he was just being nice (riiiite) or if he was expecting something else...

I didn't bother to find out though... Darn!!!

Does that mean I'm worth $10? Werdd yo. Well if you are what you eat, then I'm cheap fast & easy! Nah chill... I just heart Gray's Papayas. =)

Now off on a tangent... I wrote this earlier..

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This is going out to...

- The guys that are assholes and bring my girl friends such misery... treat 'em right for once, ok? Cuz I hate to see my girls gettin hurt over people like yooou...

- The girls that have boyfriends & still find the need to kick it to all the other fellas out there... Damn. It looks tacky. Respect yourself!

- Shady, cocky guys (single or not) that think they can just talk to you whenever they feel like it... they'll be your best friend for a week and then you suddenly never hear from them? And it goes on like this foreverrrr...

- High maintenance girls that treat boys like shiett! Ahh it drives me crazy when I see a girl literally screaming at her boyfriend over the smallest thing... she'll be a sweet chick one minute and then have a total mood swing the next... Oh and I also sympathize for the boyfriend that has to tag along with his girl whenever she shops... cuz I see that look of agony on his face, that "Get me outta heeere/ Kill me now!" look... it's priceless.

- And lastly, anyone who's ever had to put up with / currently is putting up with, any of the above. Hope you find whatever it is you're looking for!

- Oh by the way, this doesn't mean I'm going through any of this rite now! So don't get any ideas! I've just observed a lot of these incidences.. Actually, my  life is quite the opposite.. ain't nothing like the real thing baby! I know I said it when I was intoxicated, but I said it later rite? And I'll say it again now.. I miss you!! Cuz I'm with you all the way... and what a long way it is.. literally.

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Wow ok what a long entry.. so random too.. I need to get some sleep now.. so that perhaps I can function at work in a couple of hours! For once!!

and i'm ooouuutttt...