I'm here singing every day in the wishing well.  I love when people...forgot what I was saying.  Hmm...I just dribbled O.J. all over my 33 cent, Goodwill sweatuer.

Thanks, Jim!  New plan: get a woman.  Safe?  Right.  ::thinks::  Hey Katherine!  Re-preposition/ word-salad, in the best order of the moment: Canopy, mirrors, kiiiiing size, water-bed, Dada. 

Listenin' to "Por Favor."  Fo' shizzle, my Milk-Shake bring'm to the yard.  "Let the party begin, bitch."  I'm a SLUT, chillin' at the Holiday Inn in complete Pussy Control, Put it in my Mouth.  Ah!

Jeanette is here! 

I'm going to get back to haciendo mis arretes.  

BRB, I'm taking a break for a kuiki B.U.M.P. before my P.T.A. (that one's for my green-grandmammy K.  Dedicate!) like this.  BAM!  

I'm going to have a heart-attack. 

I'm making earings.  Kelsey is making Februarymas cards.  Get low! 

"We're so getto fabulous it's not even funny." --Special K.

This web-log entry is rated R like the movie I'm about to go to, Cursed.

Getting an agent...

"You wanna meet me cuz ya know I'm freaky and ya wanna eat me cuz ya say I'm sexy." -- Lil Kim

-Ramanda

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My away message:

Right now... what day is it?  The 20th?  Almost Monday --  the twenty-first... producing fine art and heightened crafts with, my girl, Kelsey Michelle. 

Last night I made earrings.  She made a painting.  I started a painting ::purses lips:: without painting.  Kathrine "did the Dew."  Blow hasta manana and "let's call every Wong in the fucking phone-book." 

Tomorrow's schedule -- thank-you, Kal -- is as beat:  1. Work; 2. Cash check; 3. Errands/relief; 4. See advisor;  5. Breathe; side-note: New career:  Esthiology.  6. Eat that cabbage; 7. Hit Savers' 50% off; 8. Finish painting; 9. Learn some new Spanish (Jump ahead a thousand steps: take Nate's offer and run away to Mexico for a couple weeks or so.  Jump ahead a million steps: 1,000,009. go to MEXICO and teach them how to take care of their skin, pass GO, collect five bizillion dollars, buy an island, make Pangea happen.  Should I buy the nukes with my phat cash or make a movie with it?); 10. Meditate on something better, forget about N.Y.; 11. Go to Hard-times; 12.  Spend $3.75 at the Kuik-e-Mart; 13. Write my book in my head because by the time I get to this step it'll be way too late.  *Correction in my sleep; 14. Not want to wake up; 15. Don't; 16. Go to work on another day.

I haven't recharged my batteries.  I want and want and can and don't and knew it.  Welcome to my life and the world of routine pre-adjustment. The plastic-surgery will occur.  Not the nose I wanted but I can still breath and, hey, I kind of look like that girl.  Sure when in Rome but I'm Roman.  It all goes bad.  I knew that yesterday.

Sushi was perfect.  We had a California Roll, Great White Tuna, a Spider and Eel!  Once every couple months PLEASE!  Twenty bucks wasn't bad at all.  Some day I'll solo-frequent a sushi bar in N.Y. with my "Athena Minor" Apple lap-top and write my life story, "Messy House."  

Mike Saxton, tsk tsk.

Trabajo noche pasado estuvo estupido.  Debo desearme a Perkins.  La managera anoche, ayiyi: pinche loca.  Mi vida tiene mucha estres.  Necesito fumar ahorito.  Figarro ::canta:: cigarro.  Estamos viendo fumar mota hoy.  Si no, voy a morir.  Pero este bueno si el me llama pronto.  Voy a llegar a ser "hiiiigh!!"

Telephone!

Kelsey's going to P.U.  Oooh, grrrrl.  "I'ma get laid for four day's straight.  Yeah yeah.  Golden Key is coming to town.  Hey hey!"  --K.M.F.

"I got nothin'."  --Xanthia

Katherine and Xanthia made dinner/dessert Sunday night.  The last spoonful of chocolate mousse went on my face.  Mousetasches!  And then we made a movie.  It was the fun, funner, funny, fun, funniest thing ever.  Tears!

Rachel McAdams is totally my favorite actress right now. 

We have The Simple Life 2 on DVD!

I'm gonna take a five.  And eat another brownie.

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***if you see this you should leave me a message***

at least... even if you are VUK!

i'm so fucked up, mom.  that's who i am.

omg there is no caps lock on this computer (period)  

but hey me and xanthia are at the club.

i'm in love with my best friend; kelsey michelle fechner!!!! heeeeeyyyy!!!

everyone write something

"i got a preposition from a guy from france and a girl that looks like ellen degeneres" --kelsey "to take me home and show me what an orgasm really means."

i am beautiful.

ahhhhhh!  One word... (pause, again) name: NATE!  best #$%#$^@ ever.

***if you see this you shoud leave a message.***

my eyes are tearing up in the smoke.

we are getting married [you know who you are].

love,

already famous "ramanduuuuuh" haugdahl

p.s. thank you peter!  K(omg caps)athrerin bogus-raut!!!! Kels, X, Peter, justin, roubs, kou, mike and... (pause) nnnn' alissa.

miss all you hooked up grlz, too.  liz, brandy, kelly and krista my sistahs. 

my comps bustin out so music so i'ma bounce.

love you dad.

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