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Tonight was the craziest night.
Worthy enough to be put into xanga.
This might be long and boring.
It started out a not so good night so I went to Annas house. We decided to go out on the town. First we went to Albion a.k.a "The Batcave" a.k.a "The cave" And this is how our night got started.
So we thought we would have trouble getting in, being as you must be 18 with id and me and anna are not 18, but we did have fake ids. The guy was nice and oblivious and since Annas id card claims that she is 22 she got a drinking wristband. So we spend all of our savings which only amounted to 10 dollars on a long island iced tea which mostly consisted of ice anyways. Then we went over to the dancefloor where anna did not know what was comming to her. I went off on my merry way while she stood in the dark shadows of the corner, holding my stuff. Anna didnt want to dance with me, She thought she was safe in the corner.... But she had another thing comming. His name was Jose a.k.a Monster ( Ahhh! Real Monsters!) Low and behold i look over my sholder n see her dancing with this monster and im like "Bitch wouldnt even dance with me!" >_<. I encountered a monster of my own while anna was being attacked by hers. We found each other somewhere on the dancefloor and escaped our monsters.... but not for long. Soon We see monster #1 (the real monster) and he hands Anna a drink. Anna , that lil alchoholic drank it unaware of what could have happend to her. Then i started socializing i was litterally away for a minute, and the next thing i kno shes gone. So i search all over for her. In my searching i encountered a freindly black man. The place was dark and i couldnt see his face, only his teeth. He was talking to me and i was not paying attention, he attempted to talk louder but instead jus spit on my face even more. So I said to him “I need to find my friend” And he followed. I finally found anna who was being harrased on the couch and she was wondering who I was with, when all she could see was teeth. We saved each other and hid in the bathroom for a little bit. Then Anna started to feel really sick and hot so we went outside for air. On our way out, Who do we run into? Who? Who???? …. JOSE… AHHH REAL MONSTERS!!!!!! So we just left.
It was only like 3am and the night was still young. We had no money so we were going to jus go home and end our night there. We stopped in front of a Bar/Restaurant and began to fantasize over the things we could not afford. And there our night got a lot better. So five guys who were in their twenties stopped and talked to us. They were good looking clean cut guys. The actually offered to buy us food so naturally we take the invitation. We all went in the bar n nobody actually ate anything. One of the guys offered to buy us a drink n he got me a sex on the beach. Originally we told them we were 18 but we started talking about colleges and I fucked it up and he asked me when I graduated and I said next year. And he was like “wait so that means your still in high school?” and I was like “no, no I graduated” And yea he was like “yeaaah your not 18 yet”. But they were mad cool about it they were so funny. The “leader” of the pack, Ken, who was like Joe Pesci was really funny. And his brother was a dorky high school science teacher and he looked like Danny Tanner from Full House. They were celebrating a bachelors party for one of the guys, and before they met us they went to a five star restaurant to a five star strip club. They wanted to see what it was like at the “goth club” or so they called it so we walked back there. Low and behold Jose AHH REAL MONSTERS was STILL there. Ken started a conversation with him. “AYY JOSE!!!” It was sooo funny to hear this monstrosity try to speak. Then they walked us to the Train station and Steven a.k.a Danny Tanner went with us.
On the first train we got on this huge flying waterbug thing came out of nowhere literally and everyone on the train jumped and screamed and these gangsta kids killed it. It took like five of them to kill it. One of them said “YO dat thing was so big if it woulda asked fo mah wallet I woulda gave it to him!” It was so funny. After the first train Steven went to take the N and me and Anna and took the Q.
On the train we sat across from a greek looking man with something bulging out of his pants. Me and anna were curious and this random HUGE black girl took out idea and put it to a test. The poor man was sleeping and she ran and jumped on him. “Oh mah bad!” Then her and her bigger green haired black friend started talking as loud as they could and stomping their feet. I would like to know where they get the energy at -6 in the morning.
Sorry if this Bored you to death by ayy, I warned ya. |
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| OK FUCK Carrie goddam fuckin Underwood.
How many times do they have to replay the moment she won American Idol.
Its ok Bo, your still MY american idol. <3
And thank you to all the awsomely cool ppl in my b band class for consoling me :) |
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| DONT be a HO, VOTE for BO!!!! <333
Anyways.. its all come down to the last 2 finalists. Bo n Carrie. Carrie is too country for me. BO is COOL BEANZ. He once got caught with possesion of weed and cocaine. We are so Obviously ment for each other <3
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