Okay, so in health class we were watching a video about birth... [insert blank stare]

...and when they showed it the first time the baby just came right out. But apparently that was just to make you think you were in for an alright video. At the end they're showing her screaming her head off and going crazy then kick over to the 'vag cam' and you see that her fluids are all over and the the head starts to come out. But this isn't just a 5 second thing- she pushed for like 3 minutes and as the rest of the head is coming out there is the amniotic fluid flowing like a river outta that joint and I'm seriously not even watching the video at this point. I feel myself starting to get really upset by it so I ask if I can go to the bathroom. I get up and walk out the door and I started to feel a lot better with it being so cold and as I get to the door to go inside... my ears ring and I can no longer hear anything.

I walk inside and the bathroom is already far away and everything is getting narrow and I see black and white flashes all over and I'm tripping over myself and trying to grab at the wall so I don't fall over. My vision is limited with nothing but blackness in my peripheral vision. I turn into the bathroom and stare into the mirror. I wet my hands and run them across my face. My head is still pounding and my ears turn red and hot. As I start to sit down, [Yeah, okay... so I sat down in the bathroom. Relax, it was clean and on my feet and knees, anyways,] and so as I bring my head back up to a vertical position it all goes black and I no longer have feeling or senses. Then, I regain most of my consciousness and I find myself in the bathroom and I panic but sit up slowly. I pull out my cell phone and see that it was only for a minute or so. I get a drink of water and walk back to class. I take off my jacket so I can get really cold and wake up. I put it back on and zip it up as I open the trailer door and find my self feeling a lot better after the immediate temperature change.

Words of wisdom:

Don't invite me to witness live birth.