| | Believe Me, I Understand
One of things I've seen that are annoying me are bumper stickers and those stickers that are on the top of peoples windshields. I can understand the concept behind these stickers and have no problem with most of them, but there are a select few that just jam ice picks beneath my fingernails. They are asinine and are not worthy of being read by intelligible human beings.
The first and most common type of bumper sticker associated with being hated are the Proud Parent of an Honor Student stickers. Everyone knows they suck, so I won't dwell.
The next type of bumper stickers that not only annoy me but offend my character of being American. All bumper stickers containing, picturing, referring to, or glorifying the southern stars 'n' bars flag should be removed from any vehicle capable of being driven. First of all, its just plain stupid. People say its a sign of southern heritage. Great, I know I'd be proud of the fact that I enslaved people, broke from the union, and then lost a war. There's something to be proud of.
If the southern flag is a sign of southern heritage, than the swastika is a sign of German pride.
Think about that one.
Another type of stickers that outright suck are the ones that say "I'd rather be (fishing, golfing, jerking off my dog, etc.)" Great, if you wanna do that, go do it. Get the hell off the road and out of my way. These people are also most likely doing 20 under the speed limit as well. They don't wanna die on the way to the lake to go fishing. Well, to be honest, I'd rather be savagely beating on your face with a blunt object for being such a tool.
Alright, here's the last one that annoys me. It can be found only on Jeeps. "It's A Jeep Thing, You Wouldn't Understand." I usually look at that, read it again, look at the person driving, read it again, make a face of distinct disgust, and then drive away in awe. Here's how it is:
First of all, I most likely do understand and have already realized it sucks. Second, I just plain don't give a shit. If it's a Jeep thing, and I don't drive a Jeep, I DO NOT CARE. So don't waste your hard earned time and effort to plaster that saying to the windshield of your Jeep. Once these people actually go through the process of puberty and can think rationally, they will realize they are dumbasses. So do me a favor, take your Jeep and go do your 'thing' elsewhere so you don't waste my air.
It's An Intelligible Thing, You Wouldn't Understand.
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