| R.I.P. Jake, We Will Miss Ya Man.
Benny That was for u man
I Know i havent posted in a while but u know what screw u cause im living my life like there is no tomorrow so i dont have time. well last nigh on friday we had to bowl at fucking COLRIAN (I hate that fucking place u know what i mean benny) but my first game i got a 210 i was like sweet but then the 2nd game didnt start and one of the assinant coachs (Adam Coach LOL) told me that one of my friends on the team flunked religion so he cant bowl no more (DAMN) so then i was screwinmg up and got a 170ish i think but my friend didnt know that he couldnt bowl well to top that of we lost to the damn cheerleaders and the damn Bacon. so today my friend could bowl but not after monday (FUCK) and i got a 226 (benny if u look at the website u gave me about the mml scores look at the boys high and im trying to break it but i was 30 pins short so was c los) then i got a freaking 174 (it pisses meof cause i cant stay consistant) and my friend sucked i thought he would go out with a very big bang since we were at home and he rocks at bowling (and he only bowled for a freaking summer) but he thought about it to much so we were up i think about a 100 going into baker but centervile and some other team beat us by 30 some pins (BASTEREDS) so we were 2-2. pissed me off cause we didnt protect or house. so im hoping next saturday i wilol beat the high score but never bowled at those lanes. (Benny u need to come and be at the bus by 12.) so that was just yesterday and today events so im going to leave u with to things one is long and one is short
first for the short this makes fun of money (he he roids):
My Name is Money. Yeah. I Got All the Cash. Yeah When it Comes To Blocking. Yeah I Get knocked on My Ass. LOL
for the long on this is a song it isnt the best song in the world it is a tribute to the beswt song in the world: (Adam this is for u)
This is the greatest and best song in the world. . . tribute.
Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here,
we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden,
there shined a shiny demon...
in the middle...
of the road.
And he said:
"Play the best song in the world,
or I'll eat your souls."
Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other,
and we each said...
"Okay."
And we played the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Song in the World,
it was The Best Song in the World.
Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two,
two and one make three,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
And the grass doth grow.
Needless to say,
the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his whoopy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us:
"(snort) BE you angels?"
And we said,
"Nay.
We are but men."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ahh,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!
This is not The Greatest Song in the World, oh no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World, yea,
no!
This is a tribute, oh,
to The Greatest Song in the World,
All right!
It was The Greatest Song in the World,
All right!
It was the best muthafuckin' song the greatest song in the world.
Hohhorahhahh!
Fli Tugigugigup Gi Fligufligugigup Uh Fligugigup Uh Di Oh Gugugup Gi Fligufligugigugi Flilibili Ah Fliguwemanama Lucifer
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the song we sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound
anything like this song!
This is just a tribute!
You gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there!
Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, fuck!
Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.
O hallelujah I'm found! Rich motherfucker aaaaah!
All right!
All right!
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