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So, you're not gonna go to law school? What are you gonna do then?

I wanna DANCE!

11:50PM. Nothing to do. No one to seee. Chi drew this gorgeous picture of Joel just now, and i'm jealous of her artistic ability.

HOTT DAMN CHI YOU GO ON WITCHYO BAD SELF! ;]

I turned 18 on Tuesday February 20th. I am now 18, and i've barely changed since i've started this. Well, i'm a lot less of a douchebag, but other than that, i'm still the same old Lindsay.

I have 0 idea of where i'm going to go after High School. I don't want to be a nothing, but I have no idea what I like. Everyone's like "well do what you like to do" Well I would if I knew what that was!
Maybe i'll be a stripper. NO NO. I'll be a singing stripper that bands take on tour with them. Lmao. That would be interesting, huh?

Or clichely, i'll just be a bird and fly fah fah fah away!

This xanga is pointless as Joel has become my new diary.

<3
I'll write back when I actually have something to say, K?

It's odd for me to be on here. I made a livejournal a couple days ago, just for the hell of it, and when I realized that shit is confusing as hell...I was like, "I wonder how my xanga is?"

So, two years since my last entry? Dayumn. I read through all my past posts, and as much as I want to delete them, I just can't bring myself to do it. I was such a dumbass lmfao. I thought I was tough, too, and I cussed like every single sentence. And I went all overboard into Joels.......privateness lmao. I'm such a pervert.

It's funny to see how much I've changed, and how little i've changed at the same time. Reading through that argument with Jon makes me "lmfao" like you don't even know. I'm such a dick.
And my little tongue piercing, aww.

Wellp. I have a LOT of catching up to do on here.
Something that's kind of sad is that I don't talk/hang out with the people I used to. Besides like, Nard Katers and Maggie. I've made a shitload of new friends...most of them being GC fans since I got lucky with homie J. Which i'll explain in a bit. hahaha.

Okay! I am a senior in High School now. I failed math, but am passing it now. Because if I don't, I won't graduate and i'll be a super senior HAHA. Pimp diddy. I'm a member at GCNaptown. Lindsayyyyy SEX. Daz me. I had pink hair. I use breast sculpting cream sometimes (for real, I do.) I LOVE SO MUCH MORE MUSIC! I stop stalking MSN groups just to be banned like a loser. Nard is still my homie for life. I am in love with three new gals by the names of Jazz. Chi. and Lor. I lost a bunch of weight. I gained a bunch of weight back. I don't want to be a pilot anymore, I don't know wtf I want in life, but i'm cool with it. Joel has read more than 26 of my messages on myspace lmfaoo. I say more than 26, because I used to count, then forgot to count, so now I have no idea.
I'M AN AUNT!!! I have a NIECE and a NEPHEW! Amellia and Collin<333
They are both beautiful, and I love them so much.
I still rarely sleep at night. I LOVEE tea, onions and mushrooms now. I still sing my lungs out. I'm pretty happy all of the time. I'm currently looking for a poofy white prom dress, with a huge orange bow around the middle, so if you know where one's at...LET ME KNOW!
I don't have a dykey haircut anymore. It's gettin' kind of long.
I have 0 idea who most of my friends on here are lol. And, i'll post another blog with pictures and shit in a little while.

October 10th, 2006 is officially the best day of my life. JOEL fucking MADDEN knows who I am, and remembered me at that show. He said so onstage. mufasaaa. Then I had a letter for him and he got offstage just to get it and put it in his pocket! Kept giving me loads of attention. CAUGHT THE KISS I BLEW TO HIM! And was just pretty much the sweetest being on earth. My letter said some creepy things and I regret giving it to him. For instance, it said something along the lines of "I like when you wear white pants because you can see your package." Yes. CREEP. I HATE MYSELF.
I also asked him to my prom, so did about 50 other people from around the world. No luck. I doubt he'll ever answer which is ok, but the prom signs are still pretty bombass. [ http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=4170737&blogID=206789909&MyToken=9ce7167b-9d23-43da-ac65-28ddf9134784 ].
Olive Joel Madden so much. :)

I'm loving life. Loving my friends. And loving the fact that I will be 18 in a month!

Love you all!
-Lindsay Sex S-E-X.

Don't be skured to add me if you have an xanga. hahahahahahaha. XANGA RULES THE WORLD! FUCK LIVEJOURNAL!

Lol. I'm on the schools computer and I was going through past things i've had to type for school...this one is cute, it was when I was 14:

 Online Friends

I meet people online because you can learn so much from them and also make a new friend, even if they live 100 miles away. Online friends are fun to chat with because they have a different lifestyle from yours and hearing about it is amazing, I have an online friend from Illinois, name Megan, an online friend from New Mexico, named Trace and two online friends from Eatonville, Washington named Brian, and Craig. I have more online friends but those few are my favorites to chat with. Its really cool to be able to come home and hear the different days your online friends have had especially when they are really interesting people, we have all become great friends. Meg and I mail each other letters I would say she is my best online friend and plus I’ve known her for about a year.

I think that it is always good to have as many friends as possible and not knowing the person in person and still being able to stay friends for a long period of time is great, I hope to meet my online friends someday but till then I always have my computer to chat with them on.

It's weird, cuz i've changed A LOT since then. It's almost sad.

Well, Xangler, long time no type, gotta go though, see ya.

"I won't give up on you, Lindsay. I love you."

ROFL.
I'm going gay, everybody.