Sheez! Well, It's been quite awhile since I last updated. Basically like three months ago, which is pretty stinking long. Let me just outline some of the highlights of my life the past few months.
- I've been dating a chick named Charlotte for a whole month. Who would have thunk it!?!
- I permed my hair. Who would have thunk it!?! It's pretty sweet I can fro it out and everything.
- I got a $400 bonus at work just by getting lucky. Who would have thunk it!?!
- I got a 3.95 GPA last semester. Who would have thunk it!?! I only have this semester and one more. I'm seriously considering Grace Seminary right now...........only God knows, and I'm excited to see what happens.
- The Steelers won the Super Bowl. I pretty much pee'd myself.................everywhere. Who would have thunk it!?!
- I'm still 5'7''! Who would have thunk it!?!
- Those are the big headlines, but seriously this semester has been going really well. I'm really happy with school, work, and church. Everything else right now is gravy!
Stupid Stuff: I work with individuals who are mentally handicapped and sometimes I have to be at work at 6 AM. Well, one night I woke up and started getting ready at 3 AM, I had no clue what was going on. Luckily, my roommate work up, said something, and started laughing for five minutes straight. If he didn't tell me anything I would have gone to work, and been sitting there for like three hours!!!!
My Sister! My sister is coming down in the middle of April. I'm definitly looking forward to hanging out with my favorite sister, MUUUUUUUURRRRRRRR.
Disclaimer: My unibrow is growing back. (I'm just writing this so my girlfriend will see it..................then get embarassed..................then pluck it for me :)
List Question: What are the top reasons an individual would want to get a perm?
1. He's a maniac killer, and wants to hide all his knives in his fro. Seriously, have you ever seen a cop frisk someone and check their hair?
2. Jesus had a beard and long hair.................................................I'm just modeling Christ's example.
3. So when people ask me how tall I am I can say I'm 5'7'', but when the wind is blowing I'm a flat 6'.
4. Who stinking needs a kite? Just puff up my hair, and it will seriously push me back.
5. Statistically, women like men with longer hair sixty percent of the time all the time.
6. When I was a little kid my favorite animal was a lion. It's a scientific fact that all humans want to look like their first favorite animlal. Just ask Freud.
7. Paying for haircuts is OVER RATED!
8. The only reason I can think that a person would not want to perm their hair would be:
1. They don't feel like showering...........(in other words they are dirty).
2. They are Aborigines....................(in other words they are dirty).
3. They hate Dennis Rodman..........(in other words they are dirty).
4. They are afriad of spiders like Little Miss Muffet.........(in other words they are dirty).
In conclusion, people dont like perms because they are afraid to get made fun of, and in actuality are plain old dirty.
9. They are afraid of the word PERM. It reminds them of words like Worm or Germ.
10. Real Answer: Let's be honest people are afraid to try new things!
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