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Thursday, March 22, 2007

  • Update: Things in my life are progressing very quickly. I will be candidating for a youth pastor position the third week in April. (Your Prayers are Appreciated). The church is First Christian Church in Kendallville, Indiana. My dream is finally coming true. If I receive the position I will be going around to my old stomping grounds and saying good-bye (i.e. Annville/LBC/etc.) Other than that working with the mentally handicapped individuals is going well, as well as my relationship with the gorgeous and incomparable girlfriend Charlotte.

    Just so you faithful few who read this know the reason why I have not posted anything is because I was struggling with the internet. Therefore,  I had my girlfriend delete my Myspace and Facebook account. I have a local pastor whom I live with keeping me accountable. My integrity and character is far more important than a little self-gratification. Therefore, my posts on Xanga will be limitted as well. Thanks for your support.

    (I went to the Dentist's today and got my teeth cleaned. It had been about five years since the last time!!!! It went well and I did not even have one cavity. Plain old crazy, huh. My appointmet inspired my list.

    List Question: Top Ten Things You Do Not Want to Hear Your Dentist Say!

    1. Your Insurance Should cover this!

    2. Let me go and get a second opinion!

    3. How does this sharp thing work again!

    4. Why are your tonsils so red! (Seriously, she asked me this: I did not know I went to a dentist who was a general physician as well)

    5. This light will only blind you for a few seconds!

    6. When I was younger I lost a bet with one of my friends. Therefore, I had to run around a pastor's house screaming bloody murder in the middle of the night! So what crazy things have you done?! (I am not making that one up either)

    7. You do know the reputation of pastor's kids don't you?!

    8. You are missing some teeth! (Actually, I don't have any wisdom teeth)

    9. Why are you here again?!

    10. I'm having such a horrible day today!

    11. When I was your age......................................................................................................................................................................................................................!

    12. Lastly, That won't kill you! (They seriously said this one as well)!

    Conclusion: Go to your dentist, and don't delay it for five years like me :)

Thursday, February 22, 2007

  • Yikes! It's been a while since I last posted but you know that I think I might get back into a little list action. I will only start another list until I get 10 people who reply to this post because I don't even know if anyone still uses this xanga stuff anymore.

Sunday, May 21, 2006

Sunday, February 12, 2006

  • Sheez! Well, It's been quite awhile since I last updated. Basically like three months ago, which is pretty stinking long. Let me just outline some of the highlights of my life the past few months.

      - I've been dating a chick named Charlotte for a whole month. Who would have thunk it!?!

     - I permed my hair. Who would have thunk it!?! It's pretty sweet I can fro it out and everything.

     - I got a $400 bonus at work just by getting lucky. Who would have thunk it!?!

     - I got a 3.95 GPA last semester. Who would have thunk it!?! I only have this semester and one more. I'm seriously considering Grace Seminary right now...........only God knows, and I'm excited to see what happens.

     - The Steelers won the Super Bowl. I pretty much pee'd myself.................everywhere. Who would have thunk it!?!

     - I'm still 5'7''! Who would have thunk it!?!

     - Those are the big headlines, but seriously this semester has been going really well. I'm really happy with school, work, and church. Everything else right now is gravy!

    Stupid Stuff: I work with individuals who are mentally handicapped and sometimes I have to be at work at 6 AM. Well, one night I woke up and started getting ready at 3 AM, I had no clue what was going on. Luckily, my roommate work up, said something, and started laughing for five minutes straight. If he didn't tell me anything I would have gone to work, and been sitting there for like three hours!!!!

    My Sister! My sister is coming down in the middle of April. I'm definitly looking forward to hanging out with my favorite sister, MUUUUUUUURRRRRRRR.

    Disclaimer: My unibrow is growing back. (I'm just writing this so my girlfriend will see it..................then get embarassed..................then pluck it for me :)

    List Question: What are the top reasons an individual would want to get a perm?

    1. He's a maniac killer, and wants to hide all his knives in his fro. Seriously, have you ever seen a cop frisk someone and check their hair?

    2. Jesus had a beard and long hair.................................................I'm just modeling Christ's example.

    3. So when people ask me how tall I am I can say I'm 5'7'', but when the wind is blowing I'm a flat 6'.

    4. Who stinking needs a kite? Just puff up my hair, and it will seriously push me back.

    5. Statistically, women like men with longer hair sixty percent of the time all the time.

    6. When I was a little kid my favorite animal was a lion. It's a scientific fact that all humans want to look like their first favorite animlal. Just ask Freud.

    7. Paying for haircuts is OVER RATED!

    8. The only reason I can think that a person would not want to perm their hair would be:

                      1. They don't feel like showering...........(in other words they are dirty).

                      2. They are Aborigines....................(in other words they are dirty).

                      3. They hate Dennis Rodman..........(in other words they are dirty).

                       4. They are afriad of spiders like Little Miss Muffet.........(in other words they are dirty).

                   In conclusion, people dont like perms because they are afraid to get made fun of, and in actuality are plain old dirty.

    9. They are afraid of the word PERM. It reminds them of words like Worm or Germ.

    10.  Real Answer: Let's be honest people are afraid to try new things!

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