It was many and many a year ago. That she first cast her spell over me;  She was languishing bare in a centerfold there. With her bra size of38D;      And the sight of her bust left me panting for lust.  For the babe now called Pamela Lee.

Though her jugs knocked me dead in that magazine spread; Twas their bounce I hungered to see;  Then Baywatch she cam , and they gained instance fame, when they giggled on prime TV;  Like a mad man wah was crazed, both my eyes wound up gazed, as I eyeballed my Pamela Lee.

On the net I went ape for her fabulous shape, which she flanted, I'm sure just for me;  All those nips and those tucks costing thousands of bucks.  Made her twice as enticing to me.  And when implants she got I burned hoter then hot, for the body of Pamela Lee.

How my aceing heart blead when that drummer she wed, for I knew abused she would be; But they split up for good like I prayed they would, and it proved a great blessing to me.  She was single once more-now for sure I would score with the succlent Pamela Lee.

Many time I did gape at that pirated tape, getting off on her X-rated spree; and I dreamed of the day she would roll in the hay and the one she was under was me; Like a madman obessed, I would never find rest, till I made it with Pamela Lee.

Everyday without fail I would sniff out trail; Like a bloodhound in heat I would be.  And I'd track her for weeks in cafes and boutiques, while I let my libido run free;  And I knew I'd succeed for the gods had decreed; That I hook up with Pamela Lee.

I shell never forget how we finaly met, and her cleavage close up I did see;  All my love poured out, and there seemed little doubt that she felt the same way about me;  But the cops had me tailed and I found myself jailed for the stocking of Pamela Lee.

I was tried for my crime and I'm doing hard time, I'll be locked up till 2023; But for Pam I still care, and I pray she'll be there If I somehow survive and go free.  Which is doubtful as hell since I'm sharing a cell with her psychotic ex, Tommy Lee

                                        Warning

Honey before you start fooling with me let me tell you how it will be.  I shell seduce you and make you my slave.  Those stronger than you have gone to the grave.  You think you can master the mystically knack.  Sweet try getting me off your back.  You'll vomit, you'll cramp, you'll tie in a not.  Nagging sweets the with draw pains can only be stopped by little white grains.  There's no other way and no need to look deep down inside you know your hooked.  I warn you ahead so if you should start it says in the contract "till death do us part".