| "...and we can't fly, and my friend's from Austrailia, and this is a pig." <---[[Rocko's Modern Life]]
The NYC trip was cancelled due to inclement weather... that never happened. So, yeah, Meg and I were going to the movies to see Matrix: Reloaded... but they wouldn't let Meg in w/o a driver's license, even if she's 17, so we ended up seeing X2. Hella good movie...
I'm going to post a few little quotes for today...
[x]. "For sci-fi violence and some sexuality... Sci-fi violence! That's great. At least it didn't say sci-fi sexuality."
[x]. "It'd be like aliens having sex- naked aliens!"
[x]. "There's a wild BLANK loose, in the theater! Look out! BLANK"
[x]. "Every time you take a BLANK, Jesus BLANKS"
[x]. "What is this? I come back in and there's country music playing!... Shh! Wait and listen to the words! Convoyyyy!"
[x]. "He can't have children, but he's The Hulk!... It's green-ness or penis!"
[x]. "It's TURN OFF UR BABY!... [person laughs in the flim]... [meg laughs]... Woah, I thought that someone else was laughing with me, I didn't know I was the only one laughing!"
[x]. "I want a recording divice with a tape... A tape recorder?... Yeah!"
[x]. "This is the inside of a mutant's brain because it has the little X2 written on it... and The White House?"
[x]. "The Metropolitain Museum of Art- Ooh, it's the White House?... Yeah... Oh yeah, I just said that."
[x]. "If Rogue is a girl, why does Will have that as his screen name?... He had it before the movie... What does Rogue mean?... @s$h0l3..."
[x]. "You do realize that Bobby and Rogue could get it on because they wouldn't be touching with a condom on... they should wear all rubber outfits!"
[x]. "Ooh, Mistique and Magneto were getting it on!"
[x]. "What's the German one's name?... German Mutant?"
[x]. "I like him, he reminds me of the one from Cabaret... He's a German transvestite mutant?"
[x]. "Where are Rogue and Bobby?... They're probably making out in the back!... How could they? She can't touch him... She could put a condom on her tongue... But wouldn't her lips still be touching him?... She could wear wax lips."
[x]. "Woah, I thought they were going to kiss [when the night crawler saves xavier]"
[x]. "Now that she's dead, they're going to make out! [wolverine & cyclops]"
[x]. "We should major in movie writing and write movies with water-thin plots too... So that others could figure them out."
[x]. "dude, im watching the news, some lady got busted for breastfeeding while driving"
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