"If you dress nicely, he says you're a snob If you dress sexy, he says you're a slut If you argue with him, he says you're stubborn, If you're quiet, he says you're stupid If you call him, he says you're needy and clingy. If he calls you, he says you should be grateful If you don't love him, he'll try to win you If you love him, he'll leave you. If you don't fuck him, he'll say you don't love him, If you do, he'll say you're easy. If you tell him your problems, he'll say you're irritating, If you don't, he'll say you don't trust him. If you lecture him, he'll say you're bitchy, If he lectures you, it's because he 'cares'. If you break a promise, you can't be trusted, If he breaks it, he had to If you cheat, u expect it to be over If he cheats, he expects to be given another chance Either way.... you never win."

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