What would you do?

Take a new job that will pay you alot more or remain with the exisiting company due to some good coworkers and the company matching the new company's offer? 

The clubhouse is finally open!

So the clubhouse at my townhouse is finally open.  My neighbor was kind enough to call me last night at 7pm while I was still at work and he was at the clubhouse playing pool.  I hope your wife knocks you out with the 8 ball!

Can't wait to get off work and run over to the Epcot Center to ride Mission: Space.

OMG...if you did something wrong, JUST FREAKING ADMIT IT!

So I got this one dumbass working for me and its like everything she touches goes wrong.  I mean how hard is it to label a workpaper (example: 1234) and copy that label to an excel spreadsheet for tracking purposes?  This person goes into the excel spreadsheet and labels the same workpaper a different number (4532)!   What kind of logic is this?

And to top it all off, when I ask why did you do that?  The reply is "I didn't do it, you sure it wasn't modified by someone else?"  IT HAS YOUR FREAKING DIGITAL SIGNATURE ALL OVER THE FILE! 

Just strike me down where I'm sitting and get it over with.  I can't stand stupid people .