50 THiNGS Y0U SH0UlD KN0W AB0UT GUYS *
1. Guys hate sluts.
2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.
3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up
as he goes.
5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.
7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.
8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.
11. Guys get jealous easily.
12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.
13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never
mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.
16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.
17. Guys are very open about themselves.
18. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.
19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.
23. Guys will brag about anything.
24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy
uses that, he likes you.
25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.
26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.
27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.
28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.
29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.
30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.
31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.
32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.
34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.
35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.
36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying,
"Please come and listen to me."
37. Guys don't really have final decisions.
38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.
39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.
40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.
41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.
45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.
46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys. ( N0T P0SSiBLE l0l )
47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.
48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.
49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.
50. No guy can handle all his problems by his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.
13 SIGNS YOUR FALLING IN LOVE
13. You can't stay mad at him for more than a minute or two. You actually have to try HARD to stay mad.
12. You'll read his IM's over and over again.
11. You'll walk really, really slow while you're with him.
10. You'll feel shy whenever you're with him.
9. While thinking bout him, your heart will beat faster and faster...
8. By listening to his voice, you'll smile for no reason.
7. While looking at him, you can't see the other people around you. You can only see that person.
6. You'll start listening to SLOW songs.
5. He becomes all you think about.
4. You'll get high just by their smell.
3. You'll realize that you're always smiling to yourself, when you think about him.
2. You'll do anything for him.
1. While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time
28 WAYS TO MAKE A GIRL SMILE.
[1] tell her she is BEAUTIFUL. not hott or fine.
[2] hold her hand at ANY moment even if it is just for a second.
[3] KISS her on the forehead
[4] leave her voice messages to wake up to.
[5] ALWAYS tell her you love her at any & and all times.
[6] when she is upset, hold her tight & tell her how much she means to u
[7] recognize the small thingsz ..they usually mean the most.
[8] call her SWEETIE. (not baby)
[9] SING to her no matter how horrible your voice is
[10] pick her over all the OTHER girls you hang out with
[11] write her NOTES. (she loves them)
[12] introduce her to family & friends as your girlfriend
[13] play with her hair.
[14] pick her up, tickle her, & PLAY WRESTLE with her.
[15] sit in the park & just TALK to her.
[16] tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, just tell her JOKES
[17] throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night just because u missed her.
[18] let her fall asleep in your arms
[19] carve your names into a TREE.
[20] if she`s mad. KiSS her
[21] give her piggyback rides
[22] bring her FLOWERS just because
[23] treat her the same around your friends as you do when you`re alone
[24] look her in the eyes & SMILE
[25] let her take as many pictures as she wants
[26] SLOW DANCE with her, even if there isn't any music playin
[27] KISS HER IN THE RAIN.
[28] if you`re in love with her.. Tell her!
10 Reasons Women Date Jerks Instead of Nice Guys----
10. More Fun to complain about them to their friends
9. Guys who actually like you just aren't challenging or exciting.
8. When you do date nice guys, they turn into jerks anyway, so why not save time and go for the jerk in the first place?
7. You won't get as emotionally attached to a jerk, so you'll be more in control.
6. All the other women want them, so they must be worth having.
5. Affection means more when it comes from a guy who doesn't normally give it.
4. Guaranteed to cheat on you so someone else can endure his lack of lovemaking skills most of the time.
3. No need to feel guilty for abusing or deceiving them.
2. Jerks will actually tell you when they don't like what you're doing instead of getting mad about it six months later.
1. Looking for someone you can't trust, and won't care about too much, who will abuse you mentally and financially, but you don't know any lawyers.
Here are what little kids think Love is..
CHiLDREN :
1. When my grandma got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her
toenails anymore. So my grandpa does it for her now all the time, even
when his hands got arthritis too. That's love . Rebecca - age 8
2. When someone loves youu, the way they say your name is different.
You just know that your name is safe in their mouths. Billy - age 4
3. Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne
and they go out and smell eachother. Kari - age 5
4. Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your
french fries without making them give youu any of theirs. Chrissy - age 6
5. Love is what makes you smile when youu`re tired. Terri - age 4
6. Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy, and she takes a
sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK. Danny - age
7. Love is when you kiss all the time. Then, when you get tired of kissing,
youu still want to be together and youu talk more. My mommy and daddy
are like that. They look gross when they kiss. Emily - age 8
8. Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening
the presents and listen. Bobby - age 7
9. If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend you
hate. Nikki - age 6
10. Love is when you tell a guy youu like his shirt, and then he wears it
everyday. Noelle - age 7
11. Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends
even after they know eachother so well. Tommy - age 6
12. During my piano recital, i was on stage and i was scared. i looked at
all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. he was
the only one doing that. i wasn't scared anymore. cindy - age 8
13. My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see any one else
kissing me to sleep at night. Clare - age 6
14. Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken. Elaine -
age 5
15. Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still says
he' smore handsomer than Robert Redford. chris - age 7
16. Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him
alone all day. Mary Ann - age 4
17. When youu love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little
stars come out of youu. Karen - age 7
18. Love is when mommy sees daddy on the toilet and doesn`t think that
it`s gross. Mark - age 6
19. You really shouldn't say " I love you " unless youu mean it. But if youu
mean it, youu should say it alot. People forget. Jessica - age 8.
Are you tired of all those sissy friendship poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why? You may ask... Because you are my friend.
THE TRUTH AB0UT GiRLS <3
- midol is like crack; end of story.
- we love ben && jerrys more than you.
- we will never be too old for sleepovers.
- gossip isn`t a sin; it`s an art.
- we aren`t ashamed to cry.
- we must go to the bathroom in groups.
- we have this thing called feelings; don`t hurt them.
- hoes over bros. no questions asked.
- we don`t wake up looking pretty. it takes time and effort.
- sometimes is just never quite enough.
- we need girls nights; OFTEN.
- we hold grudges and we never forget the things you say.
- it doesn`t matter who dumped who or why.. but whenever we see an ex with another girl, it always bothers us.. not because we`re not over you, but because we know we used to be her
- our eyes are located in our heads. not our chest or but when you`re not looking in our eyes, WE KN0W.. duh!
WHY BEiNG A GiRL iS THE BEST:
* we can wear guys clothes. if they wear ours, they get funny looks.
* our friends don`t say hello to us by punching us on the arm.
* yeah, PMS sucks. but at least we have a good excuse to eat chocolate for a week.
* if we`re on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceburg, we`ll get lifeboats first.
* we get the bigger apartment on Friends.
* girl talk. you know, how we just understand eachother without having to explain stuff.
* we never have to stand in a urinal and have other girls stare at us.
* dark circles under the eyes? a hickey? we can just cover them up with a little concealer.
* we don`t have to shave our faces.
* we can jump around alot and shake our hair and it looks like we know how to dance.
* justin, carson, ryan, freddie, orlando, brad. need i explain this one?
* we get yummy chocolates and flowers from guys.
* we don`t have to dowse our food in tabasco sauce just to look tough.
* that whole circumcision thing!
* when we get married, we get to keep our own name or choose the one that we like better.
* we don`t have to deal with sideburns. what`s up with those anyway?
* at least one girl always survives in horror flicks.
* we never have to wear tighty-whities.. or jock straps!
* even if we are ugly, we have make up to fix it.
* we can take stuffed animals to bed no matter how old we are.
* we don`t have to wear tuxedos to the prom.
* nose hair, ear hair, back hair - so not a problem for us.
* slumber parties! guys just don`t know how much fun those are.
* we don`t have to worry about getting hurt, um, down there.
* that special bond we have with our moms-some day.
* we don`t feel the need to slap our teammates butt when she makes a good play.
* nobody makes fun of us for liking the backstreet boys or n'sync. well, almost nobody.
* pick up lines. they`re not something we need to practice.
* we can get away with wearing platform shoes without looking goofy.
* we give really really good advice.
* on tv shows we`re always the ones that have the coolest super powers.
* dollhouse, delias, XOXO, wetseal, abercrombie, etc.
* we can put cottonballs between our toes, paint our nails, and not feel the least bit silly.
* daria and lisa simpson are girls.
* bevis and butt-head aren`t.
* the coolest, sweetest songs and poems have been written about us.
* we don`t have to sit on our wallets.
* our wallets have a place for change.
* it is entirely possible that we will marry ben affleck someday.
* our lives do not revolve around ESPN or sports center.
* we can wear dresses w/ out getting really weird looks from people.
* it`s not required that we learn how to spit when we`re young.
* we are called tomboys, boys are called girly.
* nicole, tori, sarah, paula, alanis, gwen.
* we have nicer handwriting than guys. well, it`s true.
* our magazines have horoscopes.
* we don`t have to stuff boxers in our jeans.
* female pro athletes aren`t overpaid egomaniacs.
* girls with guy first names (like joey) sound cool, but it doesn`t work the other way around.
* we look great in tanktops
1,377 teenagers become mothers...
1,106 teenage girls get an abortion...
500 adolescents begin using drugs...
4,219 teenagers get a sexually transmitted disease...
1,000 adolescents begin drinking alcohol...
3,610 teens are assulted; 80 are raped...
2,861 teens drop out of school...
420 children are arrested...
6 teens committ suicide...
EVERYDAY.
Girl Dictionary-----
--Fine: This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. Never use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguements.
--Five Minutes: This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your hockey game is going to last before you do whatever it is she wants you to do.
--Nothing: This means something. Be on your toes. Nothing is usually used to describe the feeling she has of wanting to rip your face off. Nothing usually signifies an arguement that will last five minutes and end with the word fine.
--Go Ahead (With Raised Eyebrows): Translation: "I dare you." This will result in her getting mad over nothing and will end with the word fine.
--Go Ahead (Normal Eyebrows): Translation: "I give up" or "Do what you want, I don't care." You will get a go ahead with raised eyebrows in just a few minutes, followed by nothing and fine. She will talk to you in about five minutes when she cools off.
--Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but it is still a verbal statement misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are a moron at the moment and wonders why she's wasting her time arguing with you over nothing.
--Soft Sigh: (Again, not a word, but you know...) She is content. Your best bet is not to talk or move or breathe and she will stay content.
--Oh: This word followed by any statement is trouble. Example: "Oh, well, I just talked to him about what you were doing last night." If she says oh before any statement, run -- do not walk -- to the nearest exit.
--That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can say to a man. That's okay means that she wants to think long and hard before repaying you for whatever it is that you did wrong. You do not want to be there when that happens.
--Please Do: This is not a statement, it's an offer. She's giving you the opportunity to come up with whatever lame excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is you've done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth here. Be very careful and you shouldn't get a "that's okay."
--Thanks: She's thanking you. Don't feel faint, just say, "You're welcome."
--Thanks a Lot: This longer phrase is not to be confused with thanks. She'll say "thanks a lot" when she's actually seriously peeved at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way and will generally be followed by the loud sigh. Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the loud sigh, or she will say, "Nothing," and raise her eyebrows
A SiMPLE FRiEND `--?have never seen you cry.
A BEST FRiEND `--?has had soggy shoulders from your tears.
A SiMPLE FRiEND `--?doesnt know your parents first names.
A BEST FRiEND `--?has their phones numbers in the address book.
A SiMPLE FRiEND `--?brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A BEST FRiEND `--?comes early to help you cook && leaves late to help you clean.
A SiMPLE FRiEND `--?hates it when you call her after she goes to bed.
A BEST FRiEND `--?asks why you took so long to call.
A SiMPLE FRiEND `--?talks to you about your problems.
A BEST FRiEND `--?helps you with your problems.
A SiMPLE FRiEND `--?wonders about your romantic history.
A BEST FRiEND `--?could blackmail you with it.
A SiMPLE FRiEND `--?when visiting, acts like a guest.
A BEST FRiEND `--?opens your refrigerator and helps herself.
A SiMPLE FRiEND `--?thinks the friendship is over when you argue.
A BEST FRiEND `--?knows it's not a friendship until after you've had a fight.
A SiMPLE FRiEND `--?expects you to always be there for them.
A BEST FRiEND `--?expects to always be there for you.
When you are a teenage girl ...
-- you're friends are more important than your family.
-- boyfriends are a major priority.
-- you have to look perfect even if you're going somewhere stupid just incase you see someone you know.
-- you sneak out to meet a friend or a guy.
-- you become irritated by little things.
-- you whine about guys to everyone.
-- you're embarrassed to go to the mall with your parents.
-- you know what you're 'bases' are & you have been to some.
-- you find the real use of a basement & bedroom windows.
-- you need new clothes all the time.
-- you go to parties every weekend, unless you're parents come up with a stupid excuse for you not to go.
-- you go 'for walks' just to find guys.
Thanks to those who hated me,
you made me a stronger person.
Thanks to those who loved me,
you made my heart grow fonder.
Thanks to those who envied me,
you made my self-esteem grow stronger.
Thanks to those who cared,
you made me feel important.
Thanks to those who entered my life,
you made me who I am today.
Thanks to those who left,
you showed me that nothing lasts forever.
Thanks to those who stayed,
you showed me the true
meaning of "friendship".
LiFE`S CYCLE
At age 4 . . . success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 . . . success is . . . having friends.
At age 16 . . . success is . . . having a driver's license.
At age 20 . . . success is . . . having sex.
At age 35 . . . success is . . . having money.
At age 40 . . . success is . . . having money.
At age 50 . . . success is . . . having sex.
At age 60 . . . success is . . . having a driver's license.
At age 75 . . . success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 . . . success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
--To realize the value of a SISTER,
ask someone who doesn't have one.
--To realize the value of 10 YEARS,
ask a newly divorced couple.
--To realize the value of 4 YEARS,
ask a graduate.
--To realize the value of 1 YEAR,
ask a student who failed the final exam.
--To realize the value of 9 M0NTHS,
ask a mother who gave birth to a new born.
--To realize the value of 1 M0NTH,
ask a mother who gave birth to a premature baby.
--To realize the value of 1 WEEK,
ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.
--To realize the value of 1 H0UR,
ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.
--To realize the value of 1 MINUTE,
ask a person who has missed the train, bus, or plane.
--To realize the value of 1 SEC0ND,
ask a person who has survived an accident.
--To realize the value of 1 MILLISEC0ND,
ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics.
--To realize the value of a FRIEND,
...lose one.
25 THINGS you learned in Middle School
1. All popular people have the same handwriting.
2. There is always one teacher who is always in a bad mood
3. There is always one teacher that everyone hates that never misses school.
4. Either one, or all of your friends will do something like drugs or cutting, and parade around like they are proud of it.
5. If you listen to Slipknot you are thought of as someone who would bomb the school.
6. The popular people can eat and eat and eat and never gain a pound.
7. Saying hello to a teacher is known as "sucking up".
8. Science teachers who like to blow up things are the most popular teachers.
9. Every grade has a perverted teacher.
10. The food is always greasy and never good.
11. Teachers are allowed to break rules and call people stupid, but students aren't.
12. Progress reports always come out the day before a dance.
13. Teachers hate birthdays.
14. There is always one teacher who only likes the popular people.
15. The people who smoke are the stars of the track team.
16. Guys fall for foreign accents.
17. Two girls and two guys always switch back and forth between dating.
18. The big, scary bully types are usually the most sensitive
19. Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you want to die.
20. Every guy sends mixed signals.
21. Most people wear the same brand of clothes, but it's never the exact same item of clothing.
22. A teacher's most favorite thing to do is humiliate you in front of the class.
23. Most smart people are ugly.
24. Most dumb people look good.
25. The "little things" impact you the most.
* in kindergarten your idea of a good friend was the person who let you have the red crayon when all that was left was the ugly black one.
* in first grade your idea of a good friend was the person who went to the bathroom with you && held your hand as you walked through the scary halls.
* in second grade your idea of a good friend was the person who helped you stand up to the class bully.
* in third grade your idea of a good friend was the person who shared their lunch with you when you forgot yours on the bus.
* in fourth grade your idea of a good friend was the person who was willing to switch square dancing partners in gym so you wouldn`t have to be stuck do-si-do-ing with Nasty Nicky or Smelly Susan.
* in fifth grade your idea of a good friend was the person who saved a seat on the back of the bus for you.
* in sixth grade your idea of a good friend was the person who went up to Nick or Susan, your new crush, and asked them to dance with you, so that if they said no, you wouldn`t have to be embarrassed.
* in seventh grade your idea of a good friend was the one who let you copy the social studies homework from the night before that you had.
* in eigth grade your idea of a good friend was the person who helped you pack up your stuffed animals and baseball cards so that your room would be a "high schooler's" room, but didn`t laugh at you when you finished and broke out into tears.
* in ninth grade your idea of a good friend was the person that went to that "cool" party thrown by a senior so you wouldn`t wind up being the only freshman there.
* in tenth grade your idea of a good friend was the person who changed their schedule so you would have someone to sit with at lunch.
* in eleventh grade your idea of a good friend was the person who gave you rides in their new car, convinced your parents that you shouldn`t be grounded, consoled to you when you broke up with Nick or Susan, and found you a date to the prom.
* in twelth grade your idea of a good friend was the person who helped you pick out a college, assured you that you`d get into that college, helped you deal with your parents who were having a hard time adjusting to the idea of letting you go.
* at graduation your idea of a good friend was the one who was crying on the inside, but managed the biggest smile one could give as they congratulated you.
* the summer after twelth grade your idea of a good friend was the person who helped you clean up the bottles from that party, helped you sneak out of the house when you just couldn`t deal with your parents, assured you that now that you and Nick or you and Susan were backtogether, you could make it through anything, helped you pack for college and just silently hugged yyou as you looked through blurry eyes at 18 years of memories you were leaving behind, and finally on those last days of childhood, went out of their was to come over and send you off with a hug, alot of memories, reassurance that you would make it in college as well as you had these past 18 years, and most importantly, sent you off to college knowing youu were loved.
* now your idea of a good friend is still the person who gives you the better of the two choices; holds your hand when you`re scared; helps you fight off those who take advantage of you; thinks of you at time when you`re not there; reminds youu of what you`ve forgotten; helps youu put the past behind you but understands when you need to hold on to it a little bit longer, stays with youu so that youu have confidence, goes out of their way to make time foryou, helps youu clear up your mistakes, helps youu deal with pressure from others; smiles for youu when you`re sad, helps youu become a better person, && most importantly.. LOVES YOU!
THINGS THAT MAKE LIFE WORTH LIVING:
Falling in love. Hearing your favorite song on the radio.
Lying in bed listening to the rain outside. Milkshakes.
Bubble baths. Giggling. Long convo?s late at night. The beach.
Running through sprinklers. Laughing at an inside joke. Laughing at yourself.
Laughing so hard your stomach hurts. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.
Just plain laughing. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful. Friends.
Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.
Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.
First kisses. Making new friends or spending time with old ones.
Playing with a new puppy. Sweet dreams. Hot chocolate. Road trips with friends.
Making chocolate chip cookies. Holding hands with someone you care about.
Watching the sunrise. Watching a sunset.
Getting out of bed in the morning after sleeping in and looking out the window to see its sunny,
birds are chirping, and kids are playing..
Knowing that somebody misses you
I want a boy.
A bad boy. But a bad boy with a soft side.
A boy who will make me laugh.
A boy who will let me play with his hair.
A boy who will stop and wait for me in the hall; take my hand; and walk me two classes away.
A boy who will tell me he loves me when I get to school.
A boy who will never be ashamed of me.
A boy who would go to something even though he doesnt want to; just to see me.
A boy who will run his fingers through my hair.
A boy who would take the long way to class and be late just to see me for 30 seconds.
A boy who would stay after school with me just to walk around and talk.
A boy that can free style for me.
A boy that would look me in the eyes and sing me something random but sweet.
A boy that acts normal around anyone.
A boy who would tell a girl that he had a girlfriend.
A boy who would make out in the rain with me.
A boy who would lay under the stars and tell me stories as I lay my head on his chest.
A boy who would wait for me outside the bathroom.
A boy who would come up behind me; take my hands; and lay his head on my shoulder so I can put mine on his.
A boy who lets me pay for something?s. A boy who would do something special for me if I were having a bad day.
A boy who would write on "Happy Birthday" on a chalkboard in one of my classes on my birthday.
A boy who would take someone cell phone; go into the bathroom and call me if I wasnt in school; and find out where I was.
A boy who would tell me things through my friends.
A boy who yells my name from across the hall.
A boy who would meet me at my locker every morning and at dismissal.
A boy who would let me sit with my friends at lunch; and when we'd look at each other from across the cafeteria; we'd smile at one another.
A boy who would come and sit with me and my friends.
A boy who would beat another guys ass if they were messing with me.
A boy who would let me take pictures of him and put them in my binder.
A boy who would buy me 25 cent rings from gumball machines.
A boy who would call me at 3am and ask me what I was doing; and tell me he was thinking about me.
A boy who would go to the mall with me and we'd make fun of people.
A boy who would go places with me and my friends even though he'd be the only guy.
A boy who would laugh at me when I get a detention; only because he's sitting there next to me for the same reason.
A boy who would carry my books for me.
A boy who would help me with my homework; even thought he doesn?t know it either.
A boy who would pick out a song that made him think of me.
A boy who likes some of my music; and I would like some of his; even though we both in the first place hated it; but now love it cause they like it.
A boy who would help me if I was having problems at home.
A boy who would burn me a CD of songs that make him think of me; and I'd do the same.
A boy who would take the blame for me being late.
A boy who would pin me against a wall and kiss me.
A boy who would take me to the movies and see a stupid kid movie; just so we can sit in the back and make out.
A boy who makes his friends jealous of me because he talks about me so much.
A boy who lets me take pictures of him at embarrassing times.
A boy who would pretty much do anything for me.
A boy and girl were talking on the phone when suddenly the boy asks, "Will you go to the movies with me?"
"Of course. What movie would you want to watch?" The girl agrees not wanting to hurt the boy's feelings as she gives him movie options.
''What would you like to watch?" she asks again.
The boy was quiet and silent for a second, as he said the real and true answer.
"You." ..<3
one SONG can spark a moment
one FLOWER can wake a dream
one TREE can start a forest
one BIRD can herald spring
one SMILE brings a friendship
one HANDCLASP lifts a soul
one STAR can guide a ship at sea
one WORD can frame a goal
one VOTE can change a nation
one SUNBEAM lights a room
one CANDLE wipes out darkness
one LAUGH can conquer gloom
one STEP must start each journey
one WORD must start each prayer
one HOPE will rise our spirits
one TOUCH can show you care
one VOICE can speak with wisdom
one HEART can know what`s true
one LIFE can make a difference
You see, it`s all up to YOU
Two teenagers goin over 100 mph..
Girl: Slow down. I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off &
put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
(In the paper the next day):
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
every girl dreams for that one guy who :
* says "i love you" and really, truly means it.
* that opens doors.
* that walks on the outside of a sidewalk so he can be the first to get hit by a car that careens off the road & push her out of the way.
* that cooks dinner for her.
* that said, "sex can wait."
* that said, "you're beautiful."
* that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
* that gives flowers and a card when she is sick (& even a stuffed animal perhaps).
* who has given her flowers just because she is feeling a bit depressed.
* that said he would die for her.
* that really would.
* that did what she wanted to do.
* that treated her like a princess.
* that cried in front of her.
* that she cried in front of.
* that holds hands with her.
* that kisses her with meaning.
* that hugs her when she's sad.
* who would give their jacket up.
* that calls to make sure she got home safe.
* that would sit & wait for her for hours just to be able to see her for ten minutes.
* that would give his seat up.
* that just wants to cuddle.
* that will just sleep (no sex) with her.
* that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what (even if she got fat).
* who told his secrets to her.
* that tried to show how much he cared through every word & every breathe.
* that thought maybe this could be the one.
* that believed in her dreams.
* that would have done anything so she could achieve them.
* that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.
* that wasn't just trying to get laid.
* that actually listened
ONE NiGHT, A GUY AND A GiRL WERE DRiViNG HOME FROM THE MOViEs. THE BOY SENSED THERE WAS SOMETHiNG WRONG BECAUSE OF THE PAiNFUL SiLENCE THEY SHARED BETWEEN THEM THAT NiGHT. THE GiRL ASKED THE BOY TO PULL OVER BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO TALK. SHE TOLD HiM THAT HER FEELiNGs HAVE CHANGED AND iT WAS TiME TO MOVE ON. A SiLENT TEAR SLiD DOWN HiS FACE AS HE SLOWLY REACHED iNTO HiS POCKET AND PASSED HER A FOLDED NOTE. AT THAT MOMENT, A DRUNK DRiVER WAS SPEEDiNG THAT VERY SAME STREET. HE SWERVED RiGHT iNTO THE DRiVER SEAT AND THE BOY DiED. MiERACULOUSLY, THE GiRL SURViVED. REMEMBERiNG THE NOTE, SHE PULLED iT OUT AND READ iT, "WiTHOUT YOUR LOVE, i WOULD DiE."
(WORTH READiNG-TAKE THE TiME LOVERLiES!)
i`ve learned when you grow away from your friends you always find yourself hanging on to the one time you can remember you were all happy. in high school there is never just one romance. you will always want the things or guys you can`t have. people WiLL hurt you even if they might not mean to. kisses are not contracts & they don`t mean forever. just because people say i love you doesn`t mean that they do. long glances are twice as better than short. learning to forgive & forget is one of life`s many virtues. laugh when you fight for dumb reasons. always try to spend quality time with friends. go to sleep with a clear mind. .you`ll sleep better. the guy who loves you the most usually doesn`t have to say it because you can just feel it when he`s around. is it possible to be friends with someone you once loved ? some say yes, some say no. i think it depends on how much you loved them. if someone loves you, that doesn`t mean they`ll never hurt you. nothing can make you stay & nothing can make you leave. the heart only loves what it likes & hates what it doesn`t. when you think about him, is all you can do is remember your past ? or is all you can do is think about your future ?learning to forgive yourself after a mistake is always going to be hard. telling you one thing & doing another is wrong. no matter how many times you look back, never regret what you did. a part of me will always be with you. the heart is forever inexperienced, although it can be broken it keeps beating just the same. we love being in love & that`s the truth. to love is to admire with the heart. to admire is to love with the mind. the head never rules the heart, it just becomes it`s partner in crime. we know things better through love than knowledge. people who do not take chances or risks limit themseleves. people who say dreams never come true, never have had one that did. sometimes it takes a twist of fate to make a miracle. i don`t know whether to love you or hate you. a friend is a friend. . a lover is a lover. . being both just becomes too complicated. sometimes the best things in life really are free. breaking up is harder to do the longer you wait. love that we cannot have is the one that lasts the longests, hurts the deepest & feels the strongest. no one has even loved anyone. . the way everyone wants to be loved. we all want to be in love for the simple reason that it is the one experience that makes us feel like we truly belong. when you fall too fast you get burned. the hardest part of learning a love lesson is the part where you have to walk away. he may be perfect but he is human. a smile can change everything, a kiss can`t cure everything, & i`m sorry won`t work forever. a phone call has the power to make or break you. sometimes you just gotta go. sometimes you gotta call a past to help a future. it is possible to fall for someone. . no matter how quick you fall. there is pain no matter what. . the pain that comes before the love or the pain that comes when it`s all over. i still love you, i just don`t know what you are now. i love you, you change me. you love me, i change you. therefore you & i will never fully know each other because we are always changing one another. i feel so alive cause someone like you found me & suddenly nothing is the same.
Choose to love ;; rather than hate.
Choose to laugh ;; rather than cry.
Choose to create ;; rather than destroy.
Choose to persevere ;; rather than quit.
Choose to praise ;; rather than gossip.
Choose to heal ;; rather than wound.
Choose to give ;; rather than steal.
Choose to act ;; rather than procrastinate.
Choose to grow ;; rather than rot.
Choose to pray ;; rather than curse.
Choose to live ;; rather than die.
-- The Greatest Miracle in the World ?
H urting
E very day
A lways in pain
R ipped apart
T rying to stay strong
B reaking down
R ealizing you meant nothing to him
E verything was a lie
A lways trying to forget about him
K illing for him to want you the way you STILL want him
The best kind of kiss is the unexpected, unplanned ones
The ones that come naturally, like in the middle of a sentence
or right before class starts.
tell her she`s --gorgeous-- . .hold her hand. . .give her piggy back rides. . .push her on a swing. . .teach her how to catch & throw a football. . .kiss her. . hug her & hold her in your arms until she falls asleep. just --be with her-- even if you dont have time, be with her. . .call her, text her, think of her - [ show her ] that you [ care ]! pick her flowers & make her a card, telling her [just how much] she means to you. drop by her house just because you miss being with her. watch the sunset together. . .wrap her in your jacket when she gets cold. . .hold her close to you and never let her go. never let the girl of your dreams slip away. . because she needs & loves you [just as much] as you need & love her. its times like this, [when you love someone soo much] , that you realize that maybe even forever, will hardly be long enough <3
i love how you hold me. i love how you tell
me im beautiful. i love how you look at me
funny when i say something stupid. & i love
how you make me happy. i love how you
smile when i see you & i love how you laugh
when i say something random or just stupid*
i love the face you make when i snort &i love
how you ask me if im alright when i cant stop
laughing and i love how you make me f e e l.
i love how you tell me i look cute and i love
how you like my pajamas. i l-o-v-e how you
talk about music for hours. i love how youu
say the sweetest things to me. i love how you
whisper in my hear and how you squeeze me
so hard when i hug you. i love how i can talk
to you for hours about religion, or music, or
family and youll always listen. i love how we
call each other as soon as we wake up &i love
how you sound when i wake you up. i l-o-v-e
how my dog has more sex with you than i do,
just k i d d i n g. i love how you want to spend
every second, minute, hour and day with me &
i love how how you squeeze my hand. i love
how you rub my back and kiss my neck. i love
how you lay next to me and tell me that every
thing is perfect. i love how everything really is
perfect. i how you see the person i really am*
i love how you say we are .p e r f e c t. for
each other. i love how you make me cry, but
not because im upset or sad, or because youu
hurt me but because you made me the happiest
person ever. i love how i anticipate seeing you.
i love how you kiss me and i love how i look
at the empty space in my bed--wishing that you
were filling it. i love how i get nervous when
i see you, but i feel more comfortable with you
than i do with a n y o n e else. i love how my
parents love you. i love how you deal with my
picky eating habits. i love how you worry about
me and take care of me. i love how you pay
for me when we go places because no one has
ever done that. i love how you insist everything
is going to be alright. i love how you keep me
warm when im cold and i love how you give
me weird looks at awkward moments. i love
how important i am to you and i love how i can
make you happy. i love how you write me notes
constantly. i love how you make sure i stay in
line. i love how i only want to be with you and
i have how only i think about you. i love how i
stop everything because i get distracted and
have to call you. i love how you sit with me
everyday after school and keep me company. i
love how you are when you are with you family.
i love being wiht your family. i love how you
get jealous. i love how i can see myself with you
forever. i love how we talk about being together
forever. i love how you think i have cute feet &
i love how you tickle me. i love how you get
mad when someone says something to upset me.
i just love e v e r y s i n g l e thing about you<3
life is an oppurtunity-->>benefit from it.
life is a beauty-->>admire it.
life is a dream-->> realize it.
life is a challenge-->>meet it.
life is a duty,-->> complete it.
life is a game-->> play it.
life is a promise-->> fulfill it.
life is sorrow,-->> overcome it.
life is a song,-->> sing it.
life is a struggle,-->> accept it.
life is a tragedy--> confront it.
life is an adventure,-->> dare it.
life is luck-->> make it.
life is life-->> fight for it.
I want a boy:
that will stay with me forever.
he'll know you can never say
i love you too many times--
but he knows not to say it if he
doesnt mean it with all his heart.
he'll give me his favorite sweatshirt.
he'll make me a build-a-bear and he
won't care about being in a store
full of 1st graders because he knows
it'll be special to me.
he'll stay home with me
to watch cinderella and he'll tell me
he loved it even though he didn't...
and the only person he'd watch it with is me.
he'll call me at 4 am to tell me that he loves me.
he'll tell me that he couldn't fall asleep
because he was thinking about me
and needed to hear my voice.
he can't walk next to me without holding my hand.
he always whispers something sweet in my ear.
he won't get embarrassed
telling me he loves me in front of his friends.
when i cry, he'll tell me im
"too beautiful to be crying" & kiss every tear.
he always makes me feel better
because he knows to say the most perfect things.
all of his friends will know we're in love
because he'll always talk about me.
while we're walking, he'll pick up a flower for me.
he'll tell me that i'm his little princess
and treat me like one too.
he'll love everything about me
& tell me that i'm perfect.
we always end up laughing about silly fights.
even if i'm a million years old,
i'll still get butterflies everytime he kisses me
& he'll always tell me he'd die without me.
he'll surprise me with a teddy bear
when i'm having a bad day.
when we go out for ice cream,
he'll put some on my lips and kiss it off
& we just never stop laughing.
he's interested in everything i say &
he always cares.
he'll buy me jewelry and clothes.
he won't stop playing games--
till he wins me the red teddy bear.
he'll take walks with me in the snow
and we'll catch snow flakes on our tongues.
everytime i hear his name, it takes my breath away.
and when i hear his voice,
i fall in love all over again.
he'll pay for me all the time even though
i don't want him to, but i can never win with him.
but i can never lose either,
because everything about him is
just so wonderful and perfect.
i'll be his everything
and he'll be even more to me.
he'll love me forever<3
girls are like apple trees. the best ones are at the top,
but boys don't wanna reach for the ones up there cus
they are afraid of falling && getting hurt. instead,
they grab the rotten ones at the bottom;
those ones aren't nearly as good, but they are the easiest to get.
so the apples at the top think that there is something wrong with them,
but in reality, they're amazing ;;
they just have to be patient & wait for the right guy
who will take the time to get a ladder.
Life- 4 simple letters, yet so complicated ..
Love- 4 simple letters, yet so confusing ..
Destiny- 7 simple letters, yet so unpredictable ..
Feelings- 8 simple letters, yet so unexplainable ..
Words- 5 simple letters, yet there aren't enough to express ..
Regrets- 6 simple letters, yet they never seem to disappear ..
Silence- 7 simple letters, yet it can be so loud ..
Time- 4 simple letters, yet there is never enough ..
Sadness- 7 simple letters, yet it lingers everywhere ..
Pain- 4 simple letters, yet it takes so long to heal ..
Mistakes- 8 simple letters, yet they can never be erased ..
Beauty- 6 simple letters, yet so hard to see ..
Hope- 4 simple letters, yet it's so unreachable ..
You- 3 simple letters, yet it means everything. <333
auto response from *her*:
& i look at the buddy list every 5 seconds...
just in case i missed him
*him*: who is it?
*her* returns from away
*her*: what?
*him*: the guy in you're away message
*her*: oh lol just some guy
*him*: come on tell me!
*her*: lol you dont know him
*him*: o...
*him*: i was hoping...well nvm.
You told me you loved me & you'd do anything to be with me -
- - ?The next day -
Him ; Why'd you quit talking to me?
Her ; Because ' she ' came along & stole you from me.
Him ; No, She has not. I still love you.
Her ; Right, That's why you've been paying more attention
to her than to me. <\3
boy: (stares at girl)
girl: wat?...is there something on my face
boy: no...your perfect
girl: then y are u staring at me
boy: how can i not? ur just so beautiful
GIRL: you look like my 6th boyfriend!
GUY: how many boyfriends have you had?
GIRL: 5.
Boy: Why don't you like me?
Girl: I do.. It's just..
Boy: It's just what?
Girl: I'm so afraid to fall again..
Boy: This is different
Girl: How is this any different?
Boy:Because this time.. I'll catch you..
His Girl: Yeah, I guess he's hott.
His Ex: I loved him so much... Why did he have to leave me?
His Girl: He gave me this cheap necklace
His Ex: I keep everything he gave me in a special box
His Girl: Eww, I saw his ugly ex-girlfriend the other day!
His Ex: His new girlfriend is soo pretty...
His Girl: He only gave me a kiss on the cheek?
His Ex: We were each others first kiss
His Girl: Ha, call him? I'm wayy to busy!
His Ex: I remember our phone calls till like 6 in the morning
His Girl: I can't remember, what color eyes does he have?
His Ex: I can't forget his deep blue eyes... I could stare at them for hours and never get bored
His Girl: I swear, what is up with that black sweatshirt he wears all the time??
His Ex: I remember that black sweatshirt I gave him, I wonder if he still has it...
His Girl: I guess we will last another week or something.
HE: Do you mind if I sit down?
SHE: Do you mind if i say no?
HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.
HE: I'm a photographer. I've been lookin for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been lookin for a face like yours.
HE: Hi. Didnt we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
Boy : What should I do?
Girl : Just follow your heart.
Boy : What do you think my heart says?
Girl : I don't know, I'm not your heart.
Boy : ...you're most of it.
little boy: "do you want to give me your heart?"
little girl: "w e l l d o y o u l o v e m e ? "
little boy: " of course i love you "
little girl:"well how much do you love me? is it
an m&m's worth of love, and if it is then what
color m&m, i dont want to waste my heart on a
boy that only loves me as much as one of those
yucky yellow m&m's he hasta love me at least
a red or blue..green maybe&brown at the least"
little boy: " i love you a (thousand) red m&m's "
A PEP TALK FOR A GIRL WITH A BROKEN HEART
you just had your heart broken. & it seems like you will never forget him & that this will hurt forever. but it wont. it will get better eventually. eventually you will see him & your throat wont burn, & eventually your heart will mend itself back together. especially a heart like yours. its so big & sweet, I don't think it would let itself stay broken for long. you will see him like other girls, but you have to keep your self esteem up. remember that you are better than them, & don't look down on yourself just cus a boy is being a poopyhead. girls rule boys drool & it will be like that always & forever. cus boys like to leave something wonderful just to see what else is out there. so I am giving you a challenge. right now. be stronger than your heart. yeah that sounds weird & it sounds stupid but just try it. be as strong as I always knew you were. you are so strong. don't let this boy kill your heart. I know its impossible. but eventually I know things will all work out for you. cus even though its so frustrating. God makes things happen for a reason. & he never gives anyone something they cant handle. but for the days you don't feel strong at all? just call me, I will always be here. when it feels like you seriously cant take it just call me. & I will cry with you & talk to you & do everything in my possession to help you. I can call you every night before you go to sleep, to try to help you go to sleep in a good mood. I will call you in the morning before school to give you a pep talk. I will do anything & everything to help you with this. me? I would have died without you in 7th grade. when things got bad you stepped up to the plate. & now I am doing the same for you. I owe you so much. we will get through this together cus I'm not letting you do it alone. & I know that you have amazing friends that will help you too. i'm here always & I love you so much.
life's nautral highs::
Falling in love. Hearing your favorite song on the radio. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside. OREOS. Bubble baths. Giggling. Long convos late at night. The beach. Running through sprinklers. Laughing at an inside joke. Laughing at yourself. Laughing so hard your stomach hurts. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful. Friends. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep. First kisses. Making new friends or spending time with old ones. Singing. Sweet dreams. Hot chocolate. Road trips with friends. Making brownies. Holding hands with someone you care about. Watching a sunset. Getting out of bed in the morning after sleeping in and looking out the window to see its sunny. Knowing that somebody misses you. Starbucks.Getting a hug from someone you care about deeply. Knowing you've done the right thing, no matter what other people think.Being in the arms of the one you love. Getting all pretty. Walking in the rain. Dancing in the rain. Kissing in the rain. The rain. Receiving roses. Eating ice-cream and crying to a chick-flick. Going to the movies. Making a fool of yourself and not caring because you're having too much fun. Fridays. Saying I love you. Hearing I love you. Cuddling. Pictures that remind you of good memories. Good memories that you think back to and start to smile. Sleeping til noon. Dancing. Turning up the music so loud, you cant hear yourself scream.
Natural Highs
1. Falling in love.
2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.
3. A hot shower.
4. No lines at the supermarket.
5. A special glance.
6. Getting mail.
7. Taking a drive on a pretty road.
8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio.
9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.
10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.
11. Finding the sweater you want is on sale for half price.
12. Chocolate milkshake (or vanilla!) (or strawberry).
13. A long distance phone call.
14. A bubble bath.
15. Giggling.
16. A good conversation.
17. The beach.
18. Finding a $20 bill in your coat from last winter.
19. Laughing at yourself.
20. Midnight phone calls that last for hours.
21. Running through sprinklers.
22. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.
23. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful.
24. Laughing at an inside joke.
25. Friends.
26. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.
27. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.
28. Your first kiss (either the very first or with a new partner).
29. Making new friends or spending time with old ones.
30. Playing with a new puppy.
31. Having someone play with your hair.
32. Sweet dreams.
33. Hot chocolate.
34. Road trips with friends.
35. Swinging on swings.
36. Wrapping presents under the Christmas tree while eating cookies and drinking your favorite hot toddy.
37. Song lyrics printed inside your new CD so you can sing along without feeling stupid.
38. Going to a really good concert.
39. Making eye contact with a cute stranger.
40. Winning a really competitive game.
41. Making chocolate chip cookies.
42. Having your friends send you home-made cookies.
43. Spending time with close friends.
44. Seeing smiles and hearing laughter from your friends.
45. Holding hands with someone you care about.
46. Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or bad) never change.
47. Riding the best roller coasters over and over.
48. Watching the expression on someone's face as they open a much desired present from you.
49. Watching the sunrise.
50. Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful for another beautiful day.
