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Okee, 'tis I! The charming An' Navalla, and I'm here to discuss the properties of upside-down strawberry-deeper 'n-ever-throwup-all-ever pie! As you all know, I do love pi. ever since its discovery in ancient Greece, we have all enjoyed the delectables that pi can bestow on us. Yes, this infinite creation of confection will give you pleasure no-end. We have a saying around here that goes somewhat like this: "Why? Why, because its pi!" (As if that explains everything.

Apparently, the Greeks or Babylonians had not yet the least idea uppon which they had stumbled. They're in-ability to comprehend the meaning of an infinite amount of pie was beyond there coloquial "ken". Since then, Ferdinand Lindimenn discovered this end to world hunger.

Around 1650 BC, a man by the name of "Ahmes" (Ah-Meez) wrote a rough sketch of what he thought pie should look like. Then the 1700's came around. Pi was then called "the Ludolphian Number" after Ludolph Van Ceulen beacuse of the alarming usage he put it through in sustaning several countries. Undoubtedly, he would have been awarded the Nobel prize had Mr. Nobel been around at that time.

Although natural perfection had been thought to be found at this time, pi was then baned because certain dictators and tyranical personages exploited its uses in feeding their barbaric armies.

The first person to actually label 3.14 "pi"  was a man named Bill Jones. Beforehand it had bee called "Beta", an archaic Greek/Germanic word meaning "bread"

Due to the infinite amount of pi, no one has of yet been able to "cut" it, or find any pattern.

Oh, yes, and if you google "3.14 pi" it will even tell you what (pi x pi) is! wow! I needed to know that! *gasps!