Professor Palm – “So much for free speech. You can’t even annoy anyone anymore.” Econ movie – “Everyone loves to argue with Milton, especially when he’s not there.” Mr. Storey – “I hope this stuff gets so mind-numbingly boring that it’s a piece of cake.” Mr. Storey – “The reason my car lasted so long was because it was so simple. It had power nothing. I just fed the chipmunk a few times a week. I had to push it up the pass. I miss that car.” Miss Villines – “No slacking in this class – not even from me.” Taryn – “My hair!” Kyle – “That’s okay…it makes you look wind-blown.” Taryn – “I always look wind-blown.” Taryn – “If I were making buffalos, I’d draw my blinds, too.” Rachel –“Meghan, you’re going to hate me, but was Frank Sinatra in Singing In the Rain?” Taryn – “My day at the computer lab was a disaster. There were some cute guys in there, though…” Kyle – “Taryn, don’t even think about it! You already have a job.” Taryn – “Are you kidding? I don’t want to work at the computer lab and have to deal with idiots like me!” Professor Palm – “It’s hard to pull one up by one’s bootstraps when one is too poor to be wearing boots.” Angie, as a dog applying for admission to the UW – “And I am culturally aware because I eat chewy bones of different colors.” Palm – “No one was trying to keep the Fins from getting out to the Soviet Union.” Palm – “I guess the conclusion is: always take a date when you’re going to dinner in China.” Villines – “What do you guys feel like today: rabbits or bacteria?” David to Kyle – “You’re not good enough to have an inferiority complex.” Storey – “When the chairs start going across the room, you may get a black eye, but at least you were bright.” Storey – “All these books are grotesquely expensive. I feel for you.” Storey – “If you’re independently wealthy, go ahead and buy the study guide to keep the economy going.” Storey – “You might get dropped for…blowing your nose on the wrong nostril or something” Storey – “People lie; they are scumbags!” Student – “Wait, why do we get a day off tomorrow?” Storey – “We’re celebrating ‘Waste Taxpayer Money On Stupid Meetings’ Day.” Storey – “Aristotle’s a pretty cool guy. Dead, but cool nonetheless.” Storey – “I’m such an artist. I just painted the whole universe!” Storey - “S’s cannot abide P’s! There’s like this major divisive division thing between them!” Later… “S’s love P’s! They have these big group S & P hugs all the time! S’s yearn to be P’s!” Storey – “It would take a philosopher or an insane person to offer this argument.” Storey – “He’s so traditional, he’s dead!” Storey – “Do I believe unicorns exist? Of course I don’t! But I do believe they’re white.” Storey – “You’re only going to have one ‘best of all possible experiences.’ I don’t know what that may be…maybe eating cheesecake.” Storey – “Anything outside of Ohio is a breath of fresh air for this woman.” Story – “It’s not a great argument, but it’s better than a poke in the eye.” Storey – “Is it worth it to buy 10,000 rabbits and stick lipstick in their eye, or would 5,000 rabbits do it?” Storey – At some point, my mind will say, ‘That tasts like ice cream,’ and I am meanwhile getting hit by a truck.” Meghan – “Why does Bethany get to go to college?” Sonia – “Quiet! Some got college, some don’t. You don’t!” Meghan – “Out of curiosity, how would one person I have known for six days induce me to change all my convictions about life?” Sonia – “You know, stop trying to figure it out! Just go with it.” Storey – John Stuart Mill was an enormously boring human being, but very smart.” Rachel – “If you ever see me smiling manaically with my eyes closed, I’ve probably just decked someone.” Jared – “If it rains, I’ll bring you one of those things that pops up and keeps you from getting wet.” Bekah – “An umbrella?” Jared – “Yeah, one of those!” John – “I only hate most women. There are some exceptions.” Sam – “I have three exceptions: my mom, my sister, and Jared.” Storey on test grades – “A spike of really high grades, an unfortunate spike of…well, they spelled their names right, so that was cool.” Storey after messing up a problem – “Smell this ink and you’ll lose 15 IQ points.” Storey – “Ah! I hate being stupid!” David – “I’m just stoked to be myself today.” | 
