Kira – “Whoa! Is there apple cider somewhere?”

Taryn, Kyle and Dad – “That’s beer.”

Pastor Jayson – “The only thing that keep me from running over the little old lady was the thought that someone might see me and say ‘That’s the pastor running over that little old lady!’”

Taryn - “Peanut butter on toast with nothing else is like people with only underclothes on.”

Dad – “Maniacal worm! Maniacal worm!”

Dad – “Most families don’t have a sixteen year old likes ours.”

Taryn - “Thank you, God.”

Kyle – “What?”

Mom – “She was just counting her blessings.”

Brad: “Meghan, put the math away.  It’s time to go home.”

Meghan: “I know, I know!  I’m almost done!”

Jayson: “So profound!  I know, I’m blowing myself away.”

Kyle: “Wait, why do you want to be Brett?”

Meghan: “I’m sick: I sound like a guy anyway.”

Jayson: “I am poor!  I am poorer than poor!  I can afford Ramen.  Without the noodles.”

Jared: “Ouch!  Wow.  I just banged my head into a door.”

Meghan: “Why did you do that?”

Jared: “Um, because I remembered it being closed last time.  Ooh, look at all the pretty stars!”

Jayson: “You whine and say, ‘Why doesn’t God give me a Word?’  Well, He has, dum-dums!  Right here!”

Taryn: “I don’t care.  I just wanted sister points.”

Kyle: “Wait, what do I do here?”

Meghan: “This is the part where you stand around and look amazing.”

Kyle: “I’ve got that.”

Senora Fernadez: “Hold the phone. I am Mexican. You do not say ‘la tequila.’ Tequila is a boy. ‘El tequila.’ BOY!”

Taryn: “That’s your caterpillar on weed voice.”

Kyle: “Woah. I wanna get high.”

Taryn: “Your son just changed genders back here.

Dad: “You mean my daughter?”

Professor Berg: “I am pleasantly plump.”

Gorgin: “You’ve got a class full of geniuses here.”

Eddie: “Oops, I moved the nitro group from ortho to para.”

Gorgin: “Unforgivable!”

Professor Berg: Okay, we’ll go through the list of why I should have cancer.”

Professor Berg: “You guys go to Sunny Gym. We went to Nuclear Reactors.”