Professor Palm – “So much for free speech.  You can’t even annoy anyone anymore.”

Econ movie – “Everyone loves to argue with Milton, especially when he’s not there.”

Mr. Storey – “I hope this stuff gets so mind-numbingly boring that it’s a piece of cake.”

Mr. Storey – “The reason my car lasted so long was because it was so simple.  It had power nothing.  I just fed the chipmunk a few times a week.  I had to push it up the pass.  I miss that car.”

Miss Villines – “No slacking in this class – not even from me.”

Taryn – “My hair!”

Kyle – “That’s okay…it makes you look wind-blown.”

Taryn – “I always look wind-blown.”

Taryn – “If I were making buffalos, I’d draw my blinds, too.”

Rachel –“Meghan, you’re going to hate me, but was Frank Sinatra in Singing In the Rain?”

Taryn – “My day at the computer lab was a disaster.  There were some cute guys in there, though…”

Kyle – “Taryn, don’t even think about it!  You already have a job.”

Taryn – “Are you kidding?  I don’t want to work at the computer lab and have to deal with idiots like me!”

Professor Palm – “It’s hard to pull one up by one’s bootstraps when one is too poor to be wearing boots.”

Angie, as a dog applying for admission to the UW – “And I am culturally aware because I eat chewy bones of different colors.”

Palm – “No one was trying to keep the Fins from getting out to the Soviet Union.”

Palm – “I guess the conclusion is: always take a date when you’re going to dinner in China.”

Villines – “What do you guys feel like today: rabbits or bacteria?”

David to Kyle – “You’re not good enough to have an inferiority complex.”

Storey – “When the chairs start going across the room, you may get a black eye, but at least you were bright.”

Storey – “All these books are grotesquely expensive.  I feel for you.”

Storey – “If you’re independently wealthy, go ahead and buy the study guide to keep the economy going.”

Storey – “You might get dropped for…blowing your nose on the wrong nostril or something”

Storey – “People lie; they are scumbags!”

Student – “Wait, why do we get a day off tomorrow?”

Storey – “We’re celebrating ‘Waste Taxpayer Money On Stupid Meetings’ Day.”

Storey – “Aristotle’s a pretty cool guy.  Dead, but cool nonetheless.”

Storey – “I’m such an artist.  I just painted the whole universe!”

Storey - “S’s cannot abide P’s!  There’s like this major divisive division thing between them!”

Later… “S’s love P’s!  They have these big group S & P hugs all the time!  S’s yearn to be P’s!”

Storey – “It would take a philosopher or an insane person to offer this argument.”

Storey – “He’s so traditional, he’s dead!”

Storey – “Do I believe unicorns exist?  Of course I don’t!  But I do believe they’re white.”

Storey – “You’re only going to have one ‘best of all possible experiences.’  I don’t know what that may be…maybe eating cheesecake.”

Storey – “Anything outside of Ohio is a breath of fresh air for this woman.”

Story – “It’s not a great argument, but it’s better than a poke in the eye.”

Storey – “Is it worth it to buy 10,000 rabbits and stick lipstick in their eye, or would 5,000 rabbits do it?”

Storey – At some point, my mind will say, ‘That tasts like ice cream,’ and I am meanwhile getting hit by a truck.”

Meghan – “Why does Bethany get to go to college?”

Sonia – “Quiet!  Some got college, some don’t.  You don’t!”

Meghan – “Out of curiosity, how would one person I have known for six days induce me to change all my convictions about life?”

Sonia – “You know, stop trying to figure it out!  Just go with it.”

Storey – John Stuart Mill was an enormously boring human being, but very smart.”

Rachel – “If you ever see me smiling manaically with my eyes closed, I’ve probably just decked someone.”

Jared – “If it rains, I’ll bring you one of those things that pops up and keeps you from getting wet.”

Bekah – “An umbrella?”

Jared – “Yeah, one of those!”

John – “I only hate most women.  There are some exceptions.”

Sam – “I have three exceptions: my mom, my sister, and Jared.”

Storey on test grades – “A spike of really high grades, an unfortunate spike of…well, they spelled their names right, so that was cool.”

Storey after messing up a problem – “Smell this ink and you’ll lose 15 IQ points.”

Storey – “Ah!  I hate being stupid!”

David – “I’m just stoked to be myself today.”