| | How's It Hanging Woe woe woe, it that your penis? I was reading the daily news letter today that CNN's Robin Meade sends out (as I always do cuzz she always says something that cracks me up) when I noticed this vvv  | |  | Morning Sunshine!
may the meeting of the cool kids now come to order.
places everyone.
the look at the news now begins:
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your heart goes out to the people just now getting a glimpse
of their flooded homes in the plains.
the really gut-wrenching part:
many haven't been allowed back, so they have no idea what
awaits them in the sewage-filled gunk.
we'll look at concerns about levees downstream.
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what an exciting finish!
tiger woods says this u.s. open win means more than any of
his other wins. you'll hear why.
(even our non-golf fan writers were pumped to see the ending!)
you'll see the final hole.
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nearly-naked man terrorizes neighborhood.
cops say he was cracked out. (in more ways than one? hee hee)
got zapped by taser three times, chomped by a dog, and walked
through a glass door before they brought him down.
dang! check it out.
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i survived my first flying lesson yesterday.
says my husband: "they didn't really let you fly on your first
lesson, did they?"
says i: "yes! i was at the controls and everything!".
says he: "i don't like the way you drive, and I'm SURE not
going to like the way you fly."
now is that nice? |
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I first thought: Uncle Jorge? ..then I thought, well if your going to Terrorize a neigborhood you mine as well be naked.. Really though for most people just the fact of you being --naked-- is terrorizing enough, no need to go vandalizing shit! Look, we ALL want to go out and vandalize shit with our penis's, I mean, who doesn't?! But man listen, if you get THAT shitfaced and easily get bored can't you just rent a video then stick your penis in the vacume cleaner like a normal person? I mean, you may like your penis touching things, but it doesn't mean anyone else does! I say, Save it for your wife/ex-wife/local politician there buddy!!! It's her fault for marrying you which probably gave you that wild crazy idea that theres some people out there that want to actually see you naked in the first place, and well... Local politicians just deserve to have naked drunk/cracked up guys vandalizing them with their penis's... He should consider himself lucky though, some people pay damn good money to have others tazor them while their naked... |
