Well, I promised Arda Online updates to come, so here it be.
ARDA ONLINE: The Fellowchat of the Ring, Part 4
Riddermeat59: now Eowyn, what have I told you about hitting on scruffy greasy Dunedain??
DaughterofKings: aah, get off it…you worry too much
CaptainTook: hey wasn’t Arwen in here earlier?
YoungBluEyez: yeah but Aragorn and Sauron got too…uhhh….
BlizzardWizard1138: hormonal?
YoungBluEyez: erm, talkative
StillNotKing: hey, let me tell ya, “talk is cheap” takes on a whole new meaning with him
RingKing2000: hey i can’t help it if all i have is one eye!
D O O M 47: There is only one who can.
WhiteWizzywig: got that right
D O O M 47: But I’m too busy planning my eternity getaway to Valinor, so forget it.
RingKing2000: damnit!
DaughterofKings: now Ron, don’t get all teary-eyed on us
DaughterofKings: for one thing you’ll scald everybody, and for another you’ll just burn up all the tissues
RingKing2000: don’t remind me
BlizzardWizard1138: speaking of burning, somebody in here owes me for my new set of robes…
NOTTHEBEARD: how about your hair repair?
BlizzardWizard1138: yeah that too
WhiteWizzywig: RIPOFF!!!
DurinsBane2187: fuhgeddaboudit, wizardbreath…you owe me a new whip AND sword
WhiteWizzywig: he’s got ya there!
BlizzardWizard1138: ah, shut up…don’t think I can’t whup your desiccated butt with my incredibly brilliant backlighting
WhiteWizzywig: yeah well, don’t think you can copy my hairstyle and get away with it
StillNotKing: like I said, talk is cheap…
DurinsBane2187: mithril sure ain’t
NOTTHEBEARD: MITHRIL!!!! *drool*
DaughterofKings: ooh, shiny!
Riddermeat59: oh great, NOW you’ve got her started
GreenthumbGamgee: umm, mr. frodo? i think we’d best be movin’ along
YoungBluEyez: yeah…we’ve lingered here too long
YoungBluEyez: ok guys, got a ring to destroy, ttyl *waves*
DarthFaramir has entered the room.
RingKing2000: ahh, faramir, just in time!
GreenthumbGamgee: aw crud, there goes our quick getaway
DarthFaramir: hi guys
DarthFaramir: ooh, trying to sneak off, are we?
BuckleburyMerry: hey wait a sec…aren’t you a good guy??
DarthFaramir: tell that to Peter Jackson
Riddermeat59: LOL!!
WhiteWizzywig: well we can always use another minion, right Ron?
RingKing2000: aaaaaabsolutely
DarthFaramir: I AM NOT A MINION, DAMMIT!!!
RingKing2000: so how come you’re after my ring, then?
DarthFaramir: errr…
DaughterofKings: coz it’s SHINY!
RingKing2000: that’s MY shiny!!
DurinsBane2187: now children, this is LOTR, not the Silmarillion
BlizzardWizard1138: much less the Sil in 1,000 words…
DurinsBane2187: kinda makes me miss the good ol’ days, though
CaptainTook: hey are you really going to eat that girl who wrote the 1,000 word sil??
DurinsBane2187: NO
DurinsBane2187: FREAKING
DurinsBane2187: WAY.
BlizzardWizard1138: ehh…don’t you think a simple ‘no’ would have served?
DurinsBane2187: haven’t laughed that hard since Gothmog passed out on the floor of the Nethermost Hall from too much kerosene
GreenthumbGamgee: i think you’re being ignored, mr. gandalf
BlizzardWizard1138: so what else is new??
D O O M 47: All right, I give up…you all can deal with the fandom menace on your own.
DarthFaramir: oh, so that’s what we’re doing??
DaughterofKings: *grumbles* yeah while YOU get the shiny things…
D O O M 47: Oh, but before I go…
D O O M 47: DOOM!
StillNotKing: give Arwen my XOXO
D O O M 47 has left the room.
NOTTHEBEARD: MILLER TIME!!!!
BuckleburyMerry: yeesh, these elves…first to take a hike from Middle-earth, now the first to bounce from a chat
DarthFaramir: ok, now somebody want to fill me in?
YoungBluEyez:
well…have you ever had that unique and traumatic experience of being
stalked by some total geekwad who seems to know what you eat for
elevensies and what you wear to bed?
DarthFaramir: ………
WhiteWizzywig: I knew it
DarthFaramir: well now that you mention it…there is this lunatic redhead who keeps trying to drag me out to the opera in Osgiliath…
Riddermeat59: hmm, sounds like me and that wacko Amazon queen from the Edoras theatre troupe
DaughterofKings: c’mon, you love her and you know it
DurinsBane2187: guess that explains why Legolas went scuttling for cover…
TO BE CONTINUED…