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| "It's funny + frightening how, after a certain amount of time away from someone, they seem all the less real, yet all the more important."
- Tuesday, July 19th, 2004 A.D. 12:14 AM (ish) | | |
| Allright, so after the fucker tried to sneak up on me from the behind in order to execute some deadly squirrel-ninja moves, we got down to buisness. It hid behind the piano. Either it hid there for the whole 20-30 minutes that people were in the basement or it came back in (since I didn't close the door). I left my room, closing the door behind it, and went to the piano area. I whistled, and suprisingly it stuck its head out. At the time my mom was in the basement and kinda freaking out. I kept of whistling and pointing toward the laudry, where the open door was. It ran toward it, but hid behidn the door (which is next to my room's door as well). So I whistled again and pointed at the laundry and it came out and ran off in that direction. I closed the two doors leading into the laundry, leaving the outside door open in case it's hiding around in the laundry somewhere. I think it's gone, haven't seen it around for a while now... but every noise I hear might be the squirrel... who knows.. maybe the mafia got rid of the horse's head/dead fish thing and went with live squirrels in your house. If you guys are reading this; IT'S NOT WORKING!!
Anyway, I tried to glue back the wolf's nose with super glue, but I gave up at the small pieces. My progress with them was tharted by the fact my fingers were immobolized by the glue. | | |
| I hate squirrels!
So, I come home from school today... no-one's home so I get a drink and go to my room. And find a squirrel inside. A freaking live squirrel jumping around in my room and gnawing on the window in an attempt to escape. Being the loving person that I am, I decide to open my room's and the basement door. So, all the squirrel has to do now, is run out of my room, make an U-turn, and run towards freedom and the movie theather screens as a Disney movie. But no! It decides snacking upon my window and flying between my couch and the desk is fun. So, I get in my room to make the squirrel run out. And it does, mind you, but directly ahead into the bigger room. Long story short, after much manevouring I get it to run back toward my room (where it hides near the door instead of goign left to freedom). Then I finally get it to run to the laundry room and the open door. So, I go ahead and try to close the basement door. But the stupid creature decided to hide behind the door! It scared the crap out of me, and ran back towards my room! I got pissed off and went upstairs. When I came back 10 minutes later I couldn't find it and pressume it left. Not sure though, since there's a bunch of spots it can hide in. After finally going back to my now rodent-free room I try to put back the stuff it's jumping around knocked off; that's when I noticed it knocked the wolf statue from the shelf... and broke it....
So... if you're still in my basement, you furry rodent, I will find you... and I will make you pay!
Update... it's still here...
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| Went to work with dad at the new house. I was shocked once I entered. Within a week two Polish Highlanders managed to tear down all the walls on the first floor! Today, we were finishing up and starting to work on the second floor. With this type of progress the house should be finished before the 3 months. My dad was telling me of an awsome idea for the basement; a fireplace! I can imagine it now; a small fire slowly burning in the background, red-orange light gently drowning the people relaxing on a couch or drinking at the bar. | | |
| Girls have a weird way of showing their affection. Or they're just damn good liars.
Anyway, went with my dad and bro to work on the new house. Had to wake up at 7, grr. After 8 or so hours of work we totally cleaned out the basement (making a pile of garbage outside along the way) and most of the kitchen. With some work the house will look very nice, and I already have plans for my room in the basement. Then I'll just have to build a tunnel leading to the outside and it will be a sweet set up. It seems my dad is really going for the idea of moving there. With the way the work is progressing we'll move in about 3 months. So that means I'll have the summer for job-serching near there. It's the middle of nowhere, not sure they even have jobs outside from the liquor store and the police station. But, at least the moon looks very pretty from there. | | |
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