For the first time, I was the one that was jealous, but it's the only time I won't do anything about it. Feeling so excited about it all, she ran to the fridge. But she didn't see the banana peel on the floor and instead she broke her wrist. Demonic washers deserve to be unplugged. Cheesesticks are called cheesesticks because they're cheesy. If you can't do it yourself, call a freshman, your bofriend, or your dad. You're a loser, because you don't have a trapper. And a graphing calculator. And an XBox. Guitar Hero is for losers. But Life is for winners. When you don't know or care what's going on, look away and scream, "Oh my God! A zebra stampede!" and walk away. Just because my butt looks great in these jeans does not mean you have to touch it. One of these days, I'm going to kill a girl if she looks at you the wrong way. calm down, Shawnequa. Oh wait. I'm Shawnequa. Don't make me upset, now, you hear? I like to eat. Eat dirt, eat food, eat other people, eat, eat, eat. Just kidding, y'all. I had absolutely no drugs today. Except for one thing. No make that two. No...three, well, never mind. A thong is like butt floss, you know? It just cleans all that lint and everything, exactly the way floss cleans in between your teeth. Well, I got to go. Hope you like the quotes(most of these are my recently said or made up...BTW) and leave lots of comments. We would love to know if you like the quotes or not! K |