| Boy oh boy do I have a story for this!
It occured literally an hour ago, I took an early morning shift and got off at 11:00, so I was walking to a Burger King (the one a few miles away from my work, owned and opperated by white, full blooded Americans)
So as I'm walking through a bad neighborhood I notice that this isn't the poor white owned suburbs anymore, no, I had entered coon town, there were girls hustling on the street corners and black pimps making drug deals.
So here I am, my dickie shorts, knee socks, Harly Davidson steel toed boots, wife beater, and my red suspenders to seal the deal, and these coons in this house, they know who I am, they know I am superior, so they start yelling at me in ebonics...I turn to them, shake my finger and I say "keep on wishing you were white coon boys, I'll be back!"
So I get to Burger King and order me a number two with onion rings and a coke, I finish eating and ring up my brothers and in 15 minutes we're in his car and heading back to coontown.
I get out and I walk up to the porch and I say "What'd the walefare check say to the negro" and I smacked him right in his jaw, boy, if you thought those lips were swelled up before you should have seen them after I layed him out! The other guys ran in the house upset and the coon just laid there, he couldn't believe what just happened!
Wow, today is going to be a great day! There's a special girl for me and I'm taking her out for a night on the town, we're hitting up the movies over at Regal, then I'll take her to a bar, and if I'm lucky by then end of the night we'll be having some sex on my satin sheets. I tell you what I'm the man.
White Power. |