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BACHELORETTE #1    
Name: Cyndi aka Bubbles aka Chi Interests: Bowling: Career High 164, eating, sleeping, partying, drinking
Height: 5' 3"
Occupation: Optometrist
Quote: "oink oink" BACHELOR #1    
Name: Mike aka Trojan Occupation: Architect
Quote: "you's a flea, and im da big dawg. i scratch u off my ballz wit my mutha fukin paws"
Interests: games, girls, cars, partying, drinking, condoms
BACHELORETTE #2    
Name: Kathy aka KittyKat aka Scaredy Katty
Interests: partying, dancing on long poles, clubbin, drinking
Height: 5' 3"
Occupation: Dentist/Go-Go dancer
Quote: "Meow. Come visit me at Treasures located on Westheimer. I NEED MONEY! Meow" BACHELOR #2    
Name: Tom aka DeliBoi aka PeepingTom Interests: Bowling: Career High 227, drinking, girls, dancing, eating
Height: 5' 7"
Occupation: Government
Quote: "i want a girl with a ghetto booty just like mines." BACHELORETTE #3   
Name: Monika aka XXXuan aka Mokie
Interests: MAC, salsa, harry potter fan club, shopping online, poker, pretty boys
Height: 5' 5" w/ heels
Occupation: Self-proclaimed P.I.M.P. and F/T Golddigger
Quote: " I date guys dat are only rated 8+, and if u cant dance, u dont stand a chance, fuck off" BACHELOR #3    
Name: Hao aka Kingpin aka Howie Expertise: Bowling: Career High 266
Occupation: Vietnamese Mafia
Quote: " its the inside dat counts da most.....(me inside of her).
Interests: Spending time with my sweetie Palmela Handerson, working out, (especially on my left arm to even out with my right arm..dont kno y..but my right arm is bigger), and watch movies. To name a few: Fantastic 4some, Forrest Hump, Good Will Humping, Shaving Ryan's Privates, Behind Emily's Panty Line, I Know Who You Did Last Summer, The Joy Suck Club, My Best Friends Wetting. BACHELORETTE #4
 
Name: Lisa
Interests: drinking, partying, pinatas, tequila, trucks, lawnmowers 
Height: 5' 4" w/ heels
Occupation: Dentist
Quote: "I enjoy driving drunk and reckless." BACHELOR #4   
Name: Johnny aka Yanni aka BiggieBallz Height: 5' 8"
Occupation: Engineering
Quote: "im a playa aint no doubt. hoes wanna kno what im all about."
Interests: Bowling: Career High 197, girls, partying, shootin pool, meeting new ppl, chillin BACHELORETTE #5   
Name: Janet aka Milf aka Mommicita
About Me: im a single mom of two boys. love spendin time wit dem which means i dont go out much. i dont care for clubbin. i dont drink nor do i smoke. i can cook a lil bit here and there. im a good catholic girl. im very family oriented. i jus like to sit down and cuddle while watchin a movie. im jus a friendly person who jus wants to make her man happy. Who I Want to Meet: someone who treats a girl rite. he has to like kids. likes to jus chill and spend some quality time wit me and mai kids doin wateva. a church boy would be nice. someone who has a great sense of humor. someone who can make me laugh and keep a smile on mai face. oh yea... "tall, dark and handsome..." j/k  Height: 5' 2" w/ heels
Occupation: f/t mommy, p/t student
Quote: "Let go of the past and grab a hold of the future" BACHELOR #5    
Name: Veit aka Eggroll aka Choji Interests: Bowling: Career High 138, me, me, me, me, me
Expertise: Me, hating on ppl, talkin about myself
Occupation: Beancounting
Quote: "id go on a date with anything that has at least 2 legs...jk...one leg is good enuff" BACHELORETTE #6
  
Name: Thy aka ThyThy
Interests: dancing, boyz, booze and more boyz
Height: 5' 2"
Occupation: student/lingerie model
Quote: 'i need a soldier' BACHELOR #6
  
Name: Vu aka Small Vu aka Small Tittie
Interests: girls, chillin, shootin pool, bowlin, drinking, partying
Height: 5' 6"
Occupation: engineer
Quote: "Everything about me is small...it cant be helped." BACHELORETTE #7
  
Name: Loan aka Loanie Poo aka Slut
Interests: dancing, clubbing, meeting new ppl
Height: 5'3"
Occupation: Student/Playa
Quote: "Loan is cool. enuff said" BACHELOR #7  
Name: Lee aka Cupid aka Luffy
Interests: Bowling: Career High 225, girls, shootin pu, chillin, sports, poker
Height: 6' 1"
Occupation: Matchmaker
Quote: "im hungry!"
BACHELORETTE #8
 
Name: Dorothy aka Kathy
Interests: brushing teeth, flossing, drinking, meeting ppl, boyz, partying
Height: 5' 4" w/ heels
Occupation: Dentist/model
Quote: "My name is not Kathy!!!" BACHELOR #8
  
Name: Tony aka Tonie aka Tone aka Mini-Tone
Interests: ballroom dancing, midget porn, beastiality, and sex toys
Height: 4' 2" (w/ heels)
Occupation: Body double for Mini-me
Quote: "i serve only my queen" BACHELORETTE #9
  
Name: Annie aka Psycho aka Grannie
Interests: guys wit big ghetto booty, cartoons (bugs bunny is sexy), coffee, meeting new ppl
Height: 5' 7" w/ heels
Occupation: Sexy nurse
Quote: "oh hell no! u krzy? i'm gonna fuk u up!" BACHELOR #9
 
Name: Stephen aka Esteban aka Latino Heat aka Filthy Sanchez aka AKA aka Your Name Here aka This Space for Rent
Interests: Bowling: Career High of four touchdowns in one game, all things cooking and wine, TV, books, movies, music, writing dirty children's stories, murder, snuff films and making phony terrorist threats.
Height: 6'5 in my thigh-high dominatrix boots.
Occupation: College graduate currently seeking employment at an IHOP or gas station near you. Founder of the Guns for Tots Foundation and member of Albinos for Christ.
Quote: "The world, chico. And everything in it." BACHELORETTE #10    
Name: Linda aka Lin
Interests: Bowling: Career High 213, drinking, clubbing, gambling
Height: 5' 4" w/ heels
Occupation: Street pharmacist
Quote: "who wants to bet?" BACHELOR #10  
Name: Donnie aka Don aka DonDon
Interests: Bowling: Career High 218, sports, drinking, poker, chillin
Height: 5' 7.5"
Occupation: Manicure and Pedicure Specialist
Quote: "I love crusty feet" BACHELORETTE #11    
Name: Thi aka Sluthi aka Chickenhead
Interests: Bowling: Career High 49, drinking, driving reckless, golddigging, xxx movies, basketball, strip clubbing
Height: 5' 4" w/ heels
Occupation: 1st grade teacher/pedophile
Quote: "it taste sooooo gooooood." BACHELOR #11   
Name: Chris aka Ghost aka Christi
Interests: drinks and hoes
Height: 5' 7"
Occupation: Full-time P.I.M.P (mostly girls)
Quote: "Silly faggots, dicks are for chicks.....and me." BACHELORETTE #12   
Name: Bo aka Boobie aka Mulan
Interests: drinking, movies, meeting new ppl, basketball, clubbing
Height: 5' 4" w/ heels
Occupation: Chinese Mafia
Quote: "Im a dime, dats top of da line, cuter face, thinner waist with a bigger behind. dont be hatin" BACHELOR #12  
Name: Phu aka Foo-Foo aka Fubu
Interests: hoes, bitches, sluts, skanks, cunt, pussy
Height: 5' 7"
Occupation: All-State track star
Quote: "girls are just a piece of meat to me, i dont give a damn about them" BACHELORETTE #13   
Name: Heather aka Nut aka Spring Roll nazi
Interests: killing rats, drinking, movies, meeting new ppl, basketball, clubbing
Height: 5' 3" w/ heels
Occupation: Scientist
Quote: "Dude, i will cut your small pee pee off." BACHELOR #13   
Name: Mike aka Father
Interests: nuns, young boys
Height: 5' 6"
Occupation: priest/ babysitter
Quote: "Walk by faith, not by sight." BACHELORETTE #14    
Name: Que aka Quego aka Cinnabun Interests: girls, girls, girls, lesbian porn; if you're lucky enough to be a tall, handsome, well-educated man--you might have a chance; the art of the flute (I like to blow); meeting new ppl; work hard/ play harder; soccer; basketball; movies; clubbing; drinking (I can outdrink guys so beware!); cooking (I'm addicted to food network!) Height: 5'6 without heels! (being taller has its advantages) Occupation: scientist/ clinical researcher/pimptress Quote: "I am genuinely sweet and good-hearted. I'm cinnammon, spice, and everything that's oh so niceeeee (sometimes a lil too hot to handle). But that's not all...cause you know what they say about them catholic girls, especially the ones with a ghetto-fabulous booty that gets into all sorts of trouble" BACHELOR #14   
Name: Daniel aka Dice Interests: chillin, meeting new ppl, girls
Height: 5' 7"
Occupation: Engineer/Nude model
Quote: "im looking for a friend with benefits." BACHELORETTE #15   
Name: Vy aka V V Interests: partying, clubbin, drinking, having fun, meeting new ppl
Height: 5' 3"
Occupation: singer
Quote: "wat do u think V stands for?" BACHELOR #15  
Name: Robb aka Whiskers aka MinuteMan Interests: making my forearms stronger
Height: 5' 8"
Occupation: Beancounter/Pornstar
Quote: "i wish i had game like Veit (bachelor #5)." BACHELORETTE #16    
Name: Anh Thu aka Thu-Pac aka N2 Interests: partying, clubbin, drinking, having fun, meeting new ppl
Height: 5' 3"
Occupation: Lawyer
Quote: "im going to sue u" BACHELOR #16   
Name: Pak aka PakMan aka Pakistan Interests: drinking, pimpin, poker, poke her, nemo
Height: 5' 8"
Occupation: Student/Gigolo
Quote: "My name is Kompak. But they call me Pak. But when i'm drunk they call be Pakman, because I'll eat anything (lick lick slurp slurp)." BACHELORETTE #17   
Name: Tan aka Tan Tan Interests: partying, sleeping, reading, traveling, clubbin, drinking, having fun, meeting new ppl
Height: 5' 3"
Occupation: Doctor
Quote: "you could look at it as long as you dont grab it" BACHELOR #17   
Name: Hak aka Hakky aka HakDaddy Interests: drinking, poker, nemo (my doggie)
Height: 5' 8"
Occupation: Stinky Ly body double/professional poker player
Quote: "I like to play with Nemo's penis. It's bigger than mines" BACHELORETTE #18   
Name: Bong aka Bongie Interests: partying, sleeping, traveling, clubbin, drinking, having fun, meeting new ppl
Height: 5' 3"
Occupation: Hot Nurse/Nun
Quote: "Time for your physical" BACHELOR #18   
Name: Anh Tuan aka Antoine Interests: drinking, poker, sports, white girls
Height: 5' 8"
Occupation: Veit's body double
Quote: "i walk with a limp cuz my nuts heavy" BACHELORETTE #19   
Name: Maria Interests: slapping ppl, having a messy room, drinking, partying
Height: 5' 3"
Occupation: Dentist/Gangsta
Quote: "don't make me slap you"
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