my brother just totally opened a can...

we were playing power rangers (cuz my mom made me play with him)

so... of course i get this gay ass little shooter thing that shoots foam discs or something

and he gets the ultra mega super sword of doom and death

so of course... he ends up stabbing me in the mouth...

instant damage to the face

significant blood loss... massive swelling... and severe pain

im amazed at the damage that a little plastic sword can do...i mean, all exaggerations aside...that really did hurt... like a bia...oh well