| 001) What time are you starting this?: 17:27
002) Name?: Rod
003) Date of birth?: 9.3.87
004) Sex?: HELL YEAH!
005) Height?: 6'0"
006) Eye color?: brown
007) Weight?: 170 +/-
008) Location?: my ROOM (jesus, i know)
009) Where were you born?: PA
012) Do you have crush on someone?: i'm not a playa, i just crush a lot
013) Do you have a bf/gf?: a what? how long u had that problem?
014) If so, what is their name: see . 13
015) How long have you been together?: again, .13
016) What are you wearing right now?: beater & some shorts (it's chill time... fuck that -- IT'S MILLER TIME)
017) Would you have sex before marriage?: oh, of course not
018) Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?: lmao, yeah
019) Are you a virgin?: until i die -- that's what the good book says aint it?
020) Do you smoke?: only crack... and only often
021) Do you drink?: only goat's blood, which is surprisingly difficult to find this time of year
022) Are you ghetto?: i'm so ghetto, prissy girls don't wanna fuck w/ me -- iceberg slim baby ride rims
023) Are you a player?: see . 12
024) What are your favorite colors?: whatever color thong u left on the floor in the morning
025) What is your favorite animal?: definitely not the human being
026) Do you have any birthmarks?: hell yeah -- YOU try giving birth to a child & tell me you don't have em... my pecker's sore :P
027) Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?: nah
028) Who are your best friends?: they who know they are
029) Have you ever beat someone up?: sure -- it's part of growing up
030) Who do you talk to most on the phone?: unfortunately, too fucking many people! verison loves my ass
031) Have you ever been slapped?: Lmao yeah
32) Do you get online a lot?: i have cable; i'm online even when i'm not home (hackers, welcome)
033) Are you shy or outgoing?: the harmonious union of both
034) Do you shower?: showering is for pussies -- i let the bacteria clean me
035) Do you hate school?: it beats the fuck outta workin for the man
036) Do you have a social life?: does the pope pray?
037) How easily do you trust people?: like the flavor of old ladies' cooches -- it depends
038) Have you ever lied to your bestfriends?: sure
039) Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?: *shrugs* if you know me, not much should surprise you
040) Would you ever sky dive?: yeah, lmao, i'd go
41) Do you like to dance?: only the horizontal mambo & the electcric slide (boogie oogie oogie)
068) Have you ever been out of state?: always in a buhlooned mind state, balla
069) Do you like to travel?: if you're buyin, i'm tryin
071) Have you ever been suspended from school?: nah
071) Do you want to get out of your hometown?: i live in ca, was born in pa, and lived my whole life in ca -- i get around
072) Are you spoiled?: nah
073) Are you a brat?: nah, i just break balls a lot
074) Have you ever been dumped?: not really
075) Have you ever gotten high?: *choke choke* i'm sorry, what?
076) What's your favorite drink?: a free one! now stop yappin & fill me up, son!
077) Do you like Snapple?: shit sucks
078) Do you drink a lot of water?: my bladder hates me
079) What toothpaste do you use?: crest whitening expressions, though i'm an equal opportunity brusher
080) Do you have a cell phone or pager?: OR PAGER??? WHEN WAS THIS WRITTEN????
081) Do you have a curfew?: ROFLMAO -- yeah, lights out son!
082) Who do you look up to?: the man in the mirror; he has the highest standards
083) Are you a role model?: yes, and it's no easy task
085) What name brand do you wear the most?: i don't care so much for the labels, but the .1 repeated name on my hangers is puma
086) What kind of jewelry do you wear?: the real kind
087) What do you have pierced?: mis orejas
088) What do you want pierced?: your ass, my pecker -- COULD YA PLEASE PASS THE JELLY? (100pts if u can name that commercial)
089) Do you like taking pictures?: i'm such a tourist, yo
090) Do you like getting your picture taken?: not unless i feel particularly handsome, no
091) Do you have a tan?: year-round, sucka! lol -- eat ur heart out u tanning bed whores ;)
092) Do you get annoyed easily?: god yes
093) Have you ever started a rumor?: not since jr. high
094) Do you have your own phone/phone line?: no -- i use mom's... OF COURSE I DO, WTF
095) Do you have your own pool?: yeah, it's right next to my helicopter landing pad
096) Do you have any siblings?: 1 sister
097) Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: "i wear boxers so my dick can breathe" (50pts to name that quote)
098) Have you ever been played?: yeah, man -- and i'm glad it happened -- shit makes you smart, but it also makes u treat people the way u were treated
099) Have you ever played anyone?: i guess
100) Do you get along with your parents?: jah mon, they tha shit
102) How do you vent your anger?: i don't get very angry -- "don't make me angry... you wouldn't like me when i'm angry" (50pts to name that quote)
103) Have you ever ran away?: yeah
104) Have you ever been fired from a job?: nah
105) Do you even have a job?: heh... sorta
106) Do you daydream a lot?: always, but it's usually in reference to something that just happened, regardless of how abstract
107) Do you have a lot of exes?: "a lot" is a subjective term...
108) Do you run your mouth?: depends on what's runnin through my bloodstream
109) What do you want a tattoo of? hmmm
110) What do you have a tattoo of?: nadda nadda nadda, nadda damn thing
111) What are your favorite flowers?: cannabis, yo
112) What does your ex bf/gf look like?: hot, of course :P
113) What does your most recent crush look like?: what was it... .12 or .13?
114) Have you ever been bitched out?: of course not -- i've always been perfect in every way :P
115) When was the last time you bitched someone out?: wow... luckily i can't remember it
116) Are you rude?: depends on if you've been getting on my nerves for a prolonged period of time
117) What was the last compliment you received?: that i have become a fine ass mofo (thanks Boom Boom!)
118) Do you like getting dirty?: in bed -- yes. in the dirt/mud -- hell fuckin no!
119) Is your bellybutton an innie or outie?: innie
120) Are you flexible?: negative
121) What is your heritage?: Mexican/American
122) What is your lucky number?: 3 HoLLa!
123) What does your hair look like right now?: prolly kinda greazy lookin
124) Could you ever be a vegetarian?: ROFLMAO -- I cant live without Meat
125) When was your last real heartbreak?: 2 +/- years ago -- the one who played me like a fiddle at the annual sap's convention
126) Describe your looks?: my looks? what does this mean?
127) If you had to completely dye your hair it'd be what color? i dunno; men don't do this :P
128) Would you ever date someone younger than you?: of course
129) Would you ever date someone older than you?: of course
130) When was the last time you were drunk?: Saturday night -- we kept it real!
131) When was the last time you went on a date?: i imagine this past sat
132) Would you rather give or receive oral sex?: give b/c you probably suck at it (not all of you of course ;)
133) Have you ever given?: are u kidding
134) Have you ever received?: again, are u kidding
135) Have you ever had an eating disorder?: yeah... i eat dis order, then i eat dat order, etc...
136) Do you have one now?: *rolling eyes* someone needs to get punched in the face (hint: the yay-hoo who wrote this)
137) How many rings until you answer the phone?: depends on how long i'm contemplating whether or not i wanna hear ur crusty-ass voice
138) Have you ever been skinnydipping?: only when i was skinny... and dipping
139) If yes, when was the last time?: i'd imagine @ summer camp... many many moons ago
140) Do you look more like your mother or father?: i get pussy with my father's features; puff heavily (1000pts if you can name that quote)
141) Do you cry a lot?: i'm not a pussy, i just cry a lot -- no, lmao
142) Do you ever cry to get your way?: oh yes -- that's what all men do, right? RIGHT????
143) If you had to amputate one limb, what would it be?: wow -- harsh... um... i dunno -- maybe my left arm b/c it's virtually useless already :P
144) What phrase do you use most when on the phone?: "uh huh... uh huh... uh huh..." while i listen to your stupid ass stories!
145) Are you the romantic type?: look into my eyes... get lost in the moment... totally ignore the fact i'm rummaging through ur purse/wallet
146) Have you ever been chased by cops?: nah
147) What do you like most about your body?: my ding a ling (it's the only part of me i don't stress in the weight room, lmao)
148) What do you like least about your body?: the spare tire that keeps you warm @ night
150) When was the last time you threw up?: *jinx* can't remember
151) In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?: hmmm... i guess blondes if i have to pick, but i like women; too unfair to label
152) What do the shoes you last wore look like?: blue on white new balances (but they look wet & grassy right now)
153) Do you ever wear shirts to show your belly?: Lmao, oh yes -- you can't get me to wear a shirt much lower than my nipples. hairy belly anyone?
154) What about cleavage?: all the time -- can't u see me now? at the bank, leaning close to the teller, squeezing my hairy chest together, batting my eyelashes... "hey baby... BREAK YO SELF & EMPTY THE FUCKING VAULT, BITCH!"
155) Is your best friend a virgin?: nah... ur mom's had sex a bazillion times
156) Have you ever fucked someone up?: not real bad, no... well, that one guy -- but fuck him anyway
157) Have you ever been fucked up?: welcome to the survey twilight zone... where you are asked the same questions over & over -- who wrote this, the cia????
158) What color are your underwear right now?: *checking* some sort of lame blue boxers -- i'm a guy, yo
159) What theme does your room have?: theme? lmao -- the theme is -- i sleep here
160) What size shoe do you wear?: 12
161) What jewelry are you wearing now?: bracelet, ring, cock ring (just kidding... lmao... i'm not wearing a bracelet :D )
162) What is your screen name on AIM?: r0disagod
163) Would you pick a wedgie in public?: fuck public -- i scratch my fuckin nuts in public before i slap someone five, son! hahaha
164) How are you feeling right now?: Bored n lousy (don't i make such clever use of my free time?)
165) When was the last time you were at a party?: hmmm... red's party a month or two back
166) Have you ever given a lapdance?: that's something no one wants to see
167) What do you sleep in?: your momma's ass crack, son!!!!
168) Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?: yeah, but i'm sure it, and the rest, were all true
169) What is one of your bad qualities?: dismissing the ideas of others
170) What is one of your good qualities?: my personality
171) Would you marry for money?: why, u askin?
172) Stick or Automatic? Automatic
173) Have you ever given or received roadhead?: hmmm
174) Are you more of a mama or daddy's child?: daddy = a punk bitch, so i'm proud to say mama's
175) When was the last time you cried in school?: when i met my fate at the first of MANY MANY MANY parent teacher conferences (i was 9, back the fuck off! lmao)
176) Do you wear Chucks?: Lmao -- u mean ankle-breakers? negative
177) For two million dollars, would you pose for Playboy?: ROFLMAO!!!! suuuuuure... if that's what readers want; gotta give the people what they paid their $$$ to see :P
178) What time are you finishing this? 17:53 |
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