I hope everyone had a wonderful Valentines Day...Obviously an eligible bachelor like myself had girls standing in line to be my Valentine...I went with my first love on Valentines Day...It seemed as if it would be a night to remember for the first half of the date...Sparks flew, emotions ran high, we laughed, we cried...Without warning, the second half of the date was a disaster...Nothing went right...There was yelling and cursing, and when it was all said and done I went home cold and alone with only a black eye to show for all my efforts.

I know this story may confuse or even baffle some of you...If you have any questions feel free to ask.

Currently Listening The Legend of Johnny Cash By Johnny Cash see related

The start of school means the start of homework...This afternoon I spent about 2 and half hours on my logic homework...Obviously after I had finished I submitted the homework...I went to the gradebook to see my results only to find out that the homework did not submit...Needless to say I was a wee bit upset, but I had no choice but to redo the homework...So as I sat down cursing the computer,"Mother phuckin computer" "Stupid piece of schidt computer" etc...I not only redid my homework online, but I also wrote it down to make sure I had the answers in the event that it happen again.

P.S. I do apologize for the above language please read, but do not say. 

Currently Listening Greatest Hits By Ricky Nelson see related

Top Ten Movie Quotes according to Roy:

10. Everything from Dumb and Dumber.

9. "F*#*in Chuck Norris." Ben Stiller Dodgeball

8. "I'm Ron Burgandy?" Ron Burgandy Anchorman

7. "I made him a offer he couldnt refuse." Godfather

6. "Oh, how selfish of me, lets do all the things YOU want to do." Ace Ventura When Nature Calls

5. "Rudy, Rudy, Rudy,..." Whole crowd Rudy

4. "I got two guns, one for the both of ya." Doc Holiday Tombstone

3. "Freedom" William Wallace Braveheart

2. "Yo Adrianne, I did it" Rocky Balboa Rocky II

1. "I'll make it" Jimmy Chitwood Hoosiers

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Currently Listening Strong Tower By Kutless see related

A new post for a new year...I figure yall are asking the question, "What does Roy do on New Years Eve?" Well i'll tell you...I started off the evening by attending the OKC Hornets game, I then made my way to a friends party where I was thrown from a mechanical bull and landed on a cactus...I bungy jumped off a bridge; however, the bungy cord was to long so I hit the ground and landed on a cactus...I had a wrestling match with a 400 pound man on a trampoline...He won when he threw me off the trampoline and I landed on a cactus...I tried the bungy jump again the bungy cord was still to long and the cactus was still there...A dog bit me so I kicked him...he urinated on my leg...I urinated on his head...what a night! I now ask you, how much of this do you believe?