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| so wow im posting since....ever....
my life: is OKaly dokely rite now....just wish it was summer forever...LAST summer.... | | |
| hey everybody! someone plz fix up my xanga for me~~ so itll look PURTY...
a story, by marisa chan: iM So FuZziWuZzi: im going to tell you a story
iM So FuZziWuZzi: once upon a time
iM So FuZziWuZzi: there was a girl named ruvani
iM So FuZziWuZzi: and she had to go poop
iM So FuZziWuZzi: but she couldnt find a bathroom
iM So FuZziWuZzi: "OH NO!" shouted ruvani "WhEre oh whEre Is a JoHn"
iM So FuZziWuZzi: she looked all around
iM So FuZziWuZzi: but couldnt find one
iM So FuZziWuZzi: finally she saw a bush
iM So FuZziWuZzi: and she said
iM So FuZziWuZzi: "OH mE oH My! WhaT Do THiNe eyEs LaY UpON?
iM So FuZziWuZzi: Is ThaT whAt i beLievE to BE!
iM So FuZziWuZzi: YeS! Oh YES!"
iM So FuZziWuZzi: but when she got behind the bush
iM So FuZziWuZzi: she saw a little doggy named amanda
iM So FuZziWuZzi: firing out those little turds
iM So FuZziWuZzi: and ruvani said "NOOO!!! My BuSh!!!!"
iM So FuZziWuZzi: but amanda the doggy kept firing out those turds
iM So FuZziWuZzi: so ruvani had to find somewhere else
iM So FuZziWuZzi: so she walked and walked
iM So FuZziWuZzi: and she found an empty box car
iM So FuZziWuZzi: boxcar*
iM So FuZziWuZzi: and she went in
iM So FuZziWuZzi: but when she almost took off her pants
iM So FuZziWuZzi: these four kids named henry jessie violet and benny came running at her
iM So FuZziWuZzi: with a chipped pink cup
iM So FuZziWuZzi: and said "DONT LAY YOUR TURDS IN OUR BOXCAR! OUR MEAN GRANDFATHER WILL COME HUNT YOU DOWN"
iM So FuZziWuZzi: so ruvani had to leave once more
iM So FuZziWuZzi: then suddenly she spotted a pond!
iM So FuZziWuZzi: she says "oH Wow! PeRfecT for My TUrds!
iM So FuZziWuZzi: and so she walks over but then
iM So FuZziWuZzi: Nikki a farmer
iM So FuZziWuZzi: comes running out saying
iM So FuZziWuZzi: No DoNT LaY lOGs in My POND!
iM So FuZziWuZzi: so once again
iM So FuZziWuZzi: ruvani has to leave
iM So FuZziWuZzi: but by this time
iM So FuZziWuZzi: she really has to go
iM So FuZziWuZzi: so finally she just unzips her pants
iM So FuZziWuZzi: by her tent
iM So FuZziWuZzi: and lays her turds down to rest
iM So FuZziWuZzi: and then she realizes
iM So FuZziWuZzi: "WOW! the perfect bathroom was right in front of me!"
iM So FuZziWuZzi: and she is so happy because she has been relieved
iM So FuZziWuZzi: so then she goes on and decides to hitch hike back home
iM So FuZziWuZzi: and then she sees
iM So FuZziWuZzi: PIRATE BOOTS fLYiNG!
iM So FuZziWuZzi: and she Goes "iTs A sIGn! mY LoVE Im cOminG!" and then she sees what she thought she was....mrs. Poppewells' son! He Has Come bacK fROm THE dEAD!
iM So FuZziWuZzi: she goes "My LovE! How HavE you COme TO me?"
iM So FuZziWuZzi: and he replies "I havE risen From thE aShes Of yoUr FeCes!
iM So FuZziWuZzi: she says "Of My ExCreTorY RemAInS?"
iM So FuZziWuZzi: he says "YeS my LoVe...wE are FInalLy toGether"
iM So FuZziWuZzi: and they run, holding hands, into the woods and build a wonderful wooden pirate ship to live in. TheY live happily ever after...
iM So FuZziWuZzi: THE END
iM So FuZziWuZzi: by : MaRIsa Chan with Love!
iM So FuZziWuZzi: MWaH!
iM So FuZziWuZzi: hope you enjoyed my story heheh bye now love!
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| omg!
its been a year and a day since i joined xanga! PARTY!
ru: ppl abort their babies because they find out its
gonna look ugly
ru: like if it has a cleft lip or something
Brian: what are you reading?
ru: WHICH CAN EASILY BE FIXED BY SLAVERY
ru: haah surgery* | | |
| steph's song(written just for me!)
Ruvani, ruvani,
u make me want to
kiss your booty
Ruvani, Ruvani,
u make me
oh so horny
Ruvani, Ruvani,
your hair so curly
makes me want to smell it
Ruvani, Ruvani
Ruvani Jayaweera..
it rhymes with it, rhymes with
Hiyaweera
Dohnds like a beautiful island
filled with palm trees and flowers
Ruvani, Ruvani,
does this make u horny?
This song is so corny.
HAHAHA wut a loser! loserus maximus | | |
| brad pitt and jennifer aniston have broken up...
 how could they??? huh?
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