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[23:48] Chrissy De Kpop: so how've you been?!
[23:48] Chrissy De Kpop: i haven't talked to u in ages!
[23:48] YumItsCrispy: well right now i'm cold
[23:48] YumItsCrispy: can you rub my legs?
[23:48] YumItsCrispy: i'll give you a dolla ^_^
[23:49] YumItsCrispy: that's fiddy cent for each leg
[23:49] YumItsCrispy: that's won quarter for each thigh
[23:49] YumItsCrispy: that's free for each knee
[23:49] YumItsCrispy: you can't get a deal like that nowhere mang
[23:49] Chrissy De Kpop: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA
[23:49] Chrissy De Kpop: rubbing legs doesn't help w/ the cold
[23:50] YumItsCrispy: oh wait did i say rub?
[23:50] YumItsCrispy: i meant lick xD
[23:50] Chrissy De Kpop: u can lie down in my bed for a while and give me $!0 - it's got an electric blanket
[23:50] Chrissy De Kpop: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA
[23:50] Chrissy De Kpop: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[23:50] Chrissy De Kpop: lol
[23:50] YumItsCrispy: pfft
[23:50] YumItsCrispy: but the knees are for free
[23:50] YumItsCrispy: come on,
[23:50] YumItsCrispy: it's a bargain
[23:50] Chrissy De Kpop: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[23:50] Chrissy De Kpop: for you~
[23:50] Chrissy De Kpop: where's my bargain?
[23:50] Chrissy De Kpop: lol
[23:51] YumItsCrispy: it's my bargain for you
[23:51] YumItsCrispy: special low low price
[23:51] YumItsCrispy: lol
[23:51] Chrissy De Kpop: ROFLMAO
[23:51] Chrissy De Kpop: idk those are some mighty fine knees right tehre
[23:52] Chrissy De Kpop: but idk.. the price... idk
[23:52] Chrissy De Kpop: hahahahahahah
[23:52] YumItsCrispy: fine
[23:52] YumItsCrispy: let me talk to the man upstairs
[23:52] Chrissy De Kpop: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[23:52] YumItsCrispy: wow, you couldn't believe this
[23:52] YumItsCrispy: but he told me to tell you
[23:52] YumItsCrispy: we can let you have all this for FREE!
[23:52] Chrissy De Kpop: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[23:52] YumItsCrispy: hahahah

yes i'm still alive =P anyways watched a HELLA lotta movies since forever ago; these aren't ALL the movies, because some of them aren't "G-rated" ...but i mean...they weren't porn either :


Saw 2: watched this the day before my 3rd Kinetics Test w/ the Pharmacy 'n-Corperated

Overall Goodness: Better
Scare Factor: So gory that you'll vomitt, then vomitt again because you were blowing chunks the first time and the chunks disgusted you =P

Dude I couldn't sleep a wink the night going into my Kinetics Test. Gory movies always keep me awake...it's like i close my eyes and I can see a white wall covered in thick amounts of blood splattered across it, then I imagine like a horse head cut off from it's body, then i imagine nails broken off and stuck on wooden wall with green wallpaper...yeah...just a little disturbed xD Do not watch if you can't handle gallons of fake blood being spilt in a movie.


Hostage: Sometime in October I wanna say

Overall Goodness: Better
Scare Factor: Creepy

Bruce Willis plays one of those police officers that hostage-takers out of what they do. The opening scene was done very well and this movie has some really good thriller elements. The only qualms I have with this is that we don't REEEEEEALLY know what's going in the mind of the killer, and that the kids escape from the killer...I could honestly say that I couldn't predict the ending with his one. This movie will creep you out a little, but you shouldn't loose sleep over it.


Rent: watched this with jenn and kat around turkey day

Overall Goodness: Good
Overall Gayness: Very...'nuff said...oh wait...some of the songs are fun to sing xD


Syriana: watched this during finals week with pharmacy 'n-corperated

Overall Goodness: Good
"Feel-Bad Movie of the year" =)
it makes you feel bad and then you wet your panties...in the bad way
Overall Partisanship: Left wing

The movie breaks down to this simple thought: The US is in the middle east for oil. Oil is more important than making a monarchy into a democracy (think of sadaam)... So from this movie, I gathered that the script writer or whomever wanted us to think that by capturing sadaam, we can justify a reason to occupy the middle east...My thoughts: this film is anti american just like Farenheight 911. BOOOOOO! This movie is lucky it didn't suck or else i woulda bumped it's goodness rating from "good" to "poor"


The Brothers Grim: Watched this with my 'rents during xmas break

Overall Goodness: Good

This movie would have gotten a "Better" rating had it explained some details more thoroughly like...kissing the toad, matt damon not dying in the end, saving the book. I highly recommend watching this one, but don't be disappointed when you think back on the quite-a-few loose ends to trip you on in your brand spanking (i've been a bad little boy) new air force ones. =P


Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Watched this with my 'rents during xmas break

Overall Goodness: Worse

Think of a comedy version of total recall...yup, that's this movie. It's a sorta cross between, british-comedy-romance-sci-fi...so like...napolean dynamite goes to college with aliens...the unfunny version. This movie is based off a series of books that i heared was awesome. This movie is far from... Do not watch or waste any part of your life even THINKING about watching this.


I not stupid: Watched this during xmas break

Overall Goodnes: Better
Overall Fobbyness: ^____________^

Imagine you are in the second grade:
If you make 90s and above on all your tests in china, you go grade 2.1
If you make 60-90s on all your tests, you go to grade 2.2
If you make less than 60 on all your tests, you are one dumb fu|/ ^_^'''
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So this movie is about those kids that don't do well in school:
Kid 1 - I'm stupid because I'm rich and my maid does all the chores...I don't know how to do anything for myself and i have to be wait to be told what to do by my mom...I also say things inappropriately @ times
Kid 2 - I'm smart, except I'm too busy helping my mom run her restaurant to study for school because I'm poor.
Kid 3 - I like to draw =)...My mother started talking to her friends @ work...They told her to beat me if i didn't do well on tests because it stops me from being lazy...My mom helps me study and i still fail =(...Then she beats me =(...One time i tried to jump off a building because i felt unloved...Then my mom developed leukemia...Then my dad lost his job...I got in alot of fights, like my dad...I fought with Kid 1 because he was talking trash about my mom...Kid 1's dad came to my house and complained to my dad... My dad started beating me too =(... Kid 1 was always my friend, he just says stupid things sometimes... Kid 1 got kidnapped because his Dad is very rich...I like to draw =)...I drew the crime suspects for the police... Kid 1 was safely found because of my drawing =)...My new teacher also sent my drawing to america where i can hone my skills and go to a special school there =)... I like to draw =)

This movie COULD have gotten a "BEST" rating if the "white guy" in the movie didn't have an annoying "i'm better than you" tone...Seriously this movie was TOTALLY awesome =) I feel like i could relate to all the characters:
Kid 1 - i don't say the right thing all the time =/
Kid 2 - i was never DIRT poor, but still, there were hard times
Kid 3 - i was beat when i was a lil boy, and emotionally too...i really felt sympathy for this character
Yup, there's a little retard in all of us =)


Memoirs of a Geisha:

Overall Goodness: Poor
Overall Aznness: 0% o_@!!!!

DUDE!!!! Hollywood should NOT make an azn film. Chinese Directors FAAAAAAAAR surpass American Directors when making historical films with Chinese Actresses. ZOMG!!! why are chinese actresses playing as japanese women? >.< BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! this reminds me of the time when Lucy Liu played as a Chinese-Japanese in Kill Bill...Oh well...w/e anyways, Zhang Yi is hot as always. The movie was about a girl who's eyes were blue like water. In the movie, it was almost ALWAYS raining to reinforce to the american audience that she is like water: water can change, can move mountains (well form rivers in mountains), water is great and blah blah blah... Anyways, let's skip to the end cuz the middle was 3 hours long:
Guy - I love you *tear*
Zhang Yi - I love you too *tear*
The End
Meh - WTF?!?!?!?! dude, if the azn people are crying on the screen, how come i ain't crying? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I heared the book was REEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLY good...remember hitchhiker's guide?...yeah...same comparison =(.


Cassanova: watched this last week with pharmacy 'n-corperated

Overall Goodness: Good
Overall Comedy: eh -________-;;;

Historical Romance Comedy...Something doesn't feel right...
First of all Heath Ledger has long hair again (ewwe >.<), next the main girl isn't someone i'd like to jack off to (ewwe x2), finally that one guy is VERY fat...and no i do not mean p-h-a-t (EWWE x3). hahah, naw it's all in good fun. Before watching this movie i had REEEEEEEEEALLY low expectations because all the reviews i read so far were like: YOU WILL DIE WATCHING THIS MOVIE BECAUSE IT SUCKS SO BAD YOU WILL HAVE TO KILL YOURSELF!
Meh: deng...that is one person that needs some prozac and counseling xD
Then we watched the movie and it really felt good...like it tickled the ^.~ on my =O and it made my =( go =) hahahahah. Watch it, it's pretty good but the comedy isn't the best i've seen for this genre.


Save the Green Planet: watched this last week

Overall Goodness: Best
Overall Scaryness: Gory, but in an S&M way, not a Fredy Krueger way ^.~ hahahah

This movie is just smack-your-left-ball-on-the-wall weird, and I HIGHLY recommend watching it. The movie starts off with "Bob", I forgot his real name xD...Bob convinces "Cindy" (I forgot her real name too) that aliens do exist. And that "CEO-man" (the person in charge of the factory Bob works at) is the King on an alien Race. They Capture CEO-man and do horrible things to him like, scrape off some skin and rub menthol on it (it's like pouring saltwater on a scrape, but 10x worse for all you normals out there =P)...We learn that Bob was abused as a child --> bullied in school --> spanked by teacher --> accused, captured, tortured, and killed bully for being an alien --> accused, captured, tortured, and killed teacher for being an alien --> Met a nice girl in Juvinille who died in a fire when they were trying to escape (he later says that they were boyfriend-girlfriend) --> Got a job in CEO-man's factory --> Got laid off --> accused, captured, tortured, and killed manager for being an alien --> accused, captured, and tortured CEO-man for being an alien...Do we see a pattern yet? xD
Anyways, the movie is a MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD enjoyable noir film. Rent it, then we can have a discussion about this ^_________^.


Bad Guy: Finnished this today

Overall Goodness: Good
Overall Style: actions speak louder than words...fo sho~

Opening scene: A bodyguard sees a girl for the first time. He forcefully kisses her in front of her boyfriend in public. Army men come to set things right and kick the crap outta him.
Next, the bodyguard sees the girl in a library, someone leaves their wallet purposely beside her. She picks it up and goes to the bathroom. She counts out $250. She goes outside and a man hunts her down.
Man - YOU OWE ME $1,000
Girl - it only had $250
Man - *hits the girl* STOP LYING YOU BIATCH!!!
Girl - *crying* i'm sorry sir, i only counted $250
Man - *hits the girl again and again* STOP LYING!!!! GIVE ME THE MONEY!!!
Girl - *crying* who would give ME money?
Man - I know a place that gives out unsecured loans...
The girl hesitantly goes along with it and must pay $1500 back the next day or else the loan sharks will have possesion of her body. The next day, they groom her to become a whore. Her first client comes in and she is unwilling to have sex because she is a virgin. She begs the loanshark to let her first time be with her boyfriend. The loanshark agrees. When the girl meets up with her boyfriend, they only have 10 minutes to get "re-aquainted"...however, she is too ashamed to say anything about her current situation and the girl goes back to the red light district having accomplished nothing =(... This movie has a couple boobs hanging out every now and then, but nothing TOOOOOOO graphic, the bodyguard...well you'll just have to see =P... Anyways, I only recommend this movie if you thought "Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter, and Spring" was a "Good" movie. Bad guy is from the same director who believes actions speak louder than words.