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Name: Sarah
Gender: Female
Interests: living life to the fullest. dancing in the rain. baking. writing poetry. making music. laugher. meeting new people. learning. language. religion. politics. human behavior. romance. silly games. edible art. making dreams come true. making others smile. self expression.
Expertise: listening. talking to anyone about anything.fixing messed up relationships. telling the truth.
Occupation: High School Sociologist
Message: message me
AIM:  THOSEsoxAREsexy
Member Since:
2/25/2004
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| One time at writing camp...Well, as all of you know, I'm a bit of a raunchy, lewd person. So in turn, I shall happily recount some of my "one time at writing camp..." stories though a list of valuable life lessons.
1. Never be afraid to write. Never restrain yourself from writing about a topic in fear of causing commotion, delirium, or minor offense.
2. Always read your most offense work out loud, and be sure to have an amazing first sentence to shock all of your group mates with. For instance, "I swore that we were naked" was a good one, as well as, "Did we really have sex on that Saturday night, so many moons ago?"
3. Never think about offending your group leader- he's leading a writing group for god's sakes- how can he not be used to insane kids like you, begging for a reaction and for sheer discomfort?
4.If the only place that you get service is on your very small window sill, be sure to...er... stay mostly covered up if possible, especially late at night. College students on campus may whistle at you unexpectedly.
4.4. Similarly, make sure that your blinds are at least half way down, incase you are suspiciously scratching at the scaly side of your nose AND that your windows are closed. Not everyone wants to overhear loudly accentuated conversations about masturbation, pornography, the like.
5. The vegan food is usually better than anything else that is served. Do plan to get sick when you consume that huge bowl of icecream after a week of dairy-less cheese, though.
6. Experiment with the room design even if you're not allowed to. Push beds together, turn mattresses upside-down, etc. It's more fun that way.
7. If your uncle (who's straight and has a family) just HAPPENS to send you a few issues of Playgirl in the mail, do not say anything about it in a voice louder than a whisper. You will have fifteen horny girls crash into your room to look at penises and testicles so big that the steriod bill must be a few hundred each month.
8. If you go to the "summer-ween" dance as a Victoria's Secret Angel, plan to get cat-alled. Do use the finger in the appropriate situations, though.
9. Dye your hair multiple times and use multiple colors. Have your room mate assist you and take many pictures.
10. If you're bored, see what kinky things you can do with pens.
11. If fellow students on your floor happen to smoke marijuana under their beds, you will know about it. You will smell it.You will smell like it.
12. Bond with your fellow Jews. A lot. Make Jewish stars as often as possible.
13. If your room is barren:
a) tack up random pictures from Teen People Magazine (or from Playgirl mag., or both?)
b) display your favorite bras and underwear on the bed posts or by tacking them to the walls.
c) hang up old, stupid pictures of your incredibly stupid friends and make up stories about how insane they are (even if they really aren't all that insane.)
d) Smash random pieces of fruit into the walls (we have not had to resort to this yet).
14. If your room has a tile floor, be sure to sweep when your feet begin to be covered in crumbs. Beware of bugs- they will find you! Especially roaches!
15. Try not to through tampons at your room mate for any reason. War could ensure.
16. During floor meetings, be sure to participate in the "floor-gies" and "Brazillian floor-gasms". They're FUN.
17. Go to a single-A minor league game, hit on some guys (who look like they may be 12 but are actually sixteen) and give them your room mate's cell phone number. Be sure to answer in a strange voice and ask bizaare questions when they call at 2am the next morning.
18.Tell your parents that you got your nose pierced, but don't actuallyt do it. Let them imagine it for themselves until you arrive home.
19. If you flirt with the sexy Mormon missionaries in North Hampton, know that you may be recieving a Bible to cleanse you of your sins. Instead of taking the Bible, ask to take a picture with them instead- they will oblige. Then, quickly dart in across the street, go into an expensive soap shop, and start laughing hysterically. Be so loud that you are asked to leave.
20. Drag yourself to the gym at least five times during your three week stay. Be sure to tell your lover that you're getting in great shape.
21. Do not find irorny in the fact that there were three trips to the local used book store and that each one had a long ass waiting list. Only laugh about it over the phone when your door is shut tightly.
22. Buy a non-fiction "intimacy" book in the used book store. Because you couldn't find the section after looking around for a half and hour, ask the twenty-something, over tatooed, seriously pierced cashier where the self-help and erotica sections are. Don't be offended if he laughs at you, asks your age, and then points you in the 'right' direction. Ass hole.
23. Talk to your seventeen year old friend's boyfriend (who happens to be 21) about how to give a good hand job. Don't be suprised if he goes on for an hour about technique, style, etc. Try not to be sickened, and don't ask him too many more sex questions.
24. Recount your whole experience to Justin over facebook. Take pride in the fact that you're not sure if he's disgusted, amused, or some combination of the two.
25. Never play nervous in a modern art musem during an artistic film about the cast system. It's shameful.
26. Collect recyclables, since the college does not have available recycling facilities. Keep empty bottles on top of your dresser, have a paper bin, and leave the rest of your garbage all over the floor. It will make you feel good about yourself.
27. If your crazy uncle sends you Playgirl, be sure to rip out pictures to hang up on your walls and in the hallways. In addition, put them on your guy friends's beds. That's extra entertaining.
28. Don't leave fruit under the bed- it WILL not, and it WILL smell.
29. If you eat four servings of icecream in a day, then you will get sick. Try not to get sick, and especially, try not to get mono.
30. Enjoy yourself and treasure your freedom. It is nowhere near as much fun at home.
More later.
Writing to do..
I love you guys! I hope that you guys are having great summers!!!
Love,
Sarah<2 | | |
| Not much going on.
Just procrastination (a.k.a.: studying for finals) and waiting (not so patiently) for the school year to end.
Don't get me wrong- I acctually enjoy school on a regular basis- but
the people (especially immature freshman) are becoming total morons
instead of just a bit stupid and I can't stand the excessive amount of
review sheets that I have recieved.
Acctually, those sheets will probably do me very well in the next 48 hours...
Hope that everyone's doing well and attempting to get down to business in these last few days..
Let the year end on a pleasing note....
Love,
Sarah<2
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| Congratulations to all of you graduates.
Congratulations to everyone else for moving up in the depressingly addictive world of high school.
I love you all, but I stop procrastinating and work.
Individualized messages later.
Love,
Sarah<2
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| I'm SO NERVOUS ABOUT TOMORROW.
But it's going to be fine.
I KNOW that it will be fine...
After all, in the end it's just a learning experience...
Good luck everyone who is auditioning tomorrow.
What can I say, I'm cheering for everyone- together, we can make things happen.
(I mean, we all do enough "suffering" together so why not grin and bare it when we can?)
Together, we can reach new heights. 'You can shake hands with a closed fist...'
(That phase will be the one that will coax me to sleep in the late hours of the evening...)
Take care, everyone.
Congratulations on the wonderful concerts!
See you all on Friday at the dinner?
Love,
Sarah<2
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| I hate being sick.
Anyhow,
The Concert:
Congratulations to all of you who participated in RHS Spring Concert
#1. There was so much talent on that stage that it could have collapsed
from the endless weight...
I applaud all of you for making music; for keeping your heads up and
continuing the (sometimes endless) process of practicing, preparing and
performing. In a time when no one knows what to say (or how to say it),
music will lead us through...
Elections:
I'm letting out a great sigh as I sit here on my sore rear end, today,
at 2:27pm, wondering if the SGA votes have been counted and if the
winners have been announcedt. I am happy about how I represented
myself, and I was pleased that all of the candidates had a strong sense
of confidence and accomplishment when they spoke during advisory
yesterday. Regardless of who wins, I hope that the SGA will use
teamwork to make Reservoir a happier, more satisfied place to be.
I really am curious, though.
Tonight: Symphonic rehersal. The time? I do not know.
I think that I'm going to go call Kris or Rachel to find out...
Hope that everyone is having a lovely day. Sorry that I have struggled
to speak audibly these past few days- I'm getting over this cold....
Take care. :0)
<2Sarah
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