SEMI FINALS!  ANTI VS GRUNDLE! This will be a show down folks.  I'm talking a physical game filled with contact and hatred.  This is going to be a balls to the wall effort.  I tell you keep in eye on anti's line, I think they are crazy or something.  Oh shoot that's me, and I will be crazy!   I encourage you to all come and watch as I attempt to gain revenge for my freinds of the definition squad.  If you see me throwing bows tomorrow, or sacking the qb, or something; it is for all of you. 

Freaking anatomy, I'm about to bomb a lab practical tomorrow and all I can think about is my football game.  I think all rec athletes who make it to the semi finals should be exemt from tests on that given day.  I mean hell I am exempt from my badmitton final. 

One closing comment for all you fellas that had a bad day..... "if you think life is bad...how would you like to be an egg? you only get laid once.  you only get eaten once.  it takes four minutes to get hard.  only two minutes to get soft.  you share your box with 11 other guys.  but worst of all...the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother!!!  So cheer up.  Your life aint that bad!!!

The poconos was a relaxing get away as usual.  Next time I go, I might just stay.  Screw classes!  I rode this horse named "The Duke"  he was a one big f'er.  2200 pounds he thought it would be fun to try and buck me off.  Little did he know my uncle was the Lone Ranger.  In between one of my zillion naps there I woke up to see a black bear right outside the window.  This house is my dream house and I will live there!

On Friday Becker almost got hit by Ashley's jeep.  And I almost fell out the door trying to give him a high five.  Adam has on a very nice attire today.  Jay, Vince, and Pete were in Jay' car last night driving back from a strip club.  Ty, sorry buddy but you lost the bet, sack lunches for a week.

Observe the high roller, hip hop controller!  I'm out, Lata!

I spent the evening raising funds for my trip to Fort Myers, Fl for our baseball team's tourney.  How did I earn money you ask?  Oh yes Derstein and I rocked out the old silo snack shack.  Hoah!  We were put to work with some nifty polo shirts and matching snazzy visers.  We were there for over 3 hours and ate for approximately 2 and half hours.  So after doing the math, that leaves 30 minutes of work.  But we made a good some of money!  Plus it was fun to watch Proto throw pennies at that wanker from the collective christmas craft stand.  What a fag!

Vince fell asleep on Jay's shoulder today in chapel--Jay laughed--Moore staired--Seth didn't know what to do.

I got to eat lunch with my good friends Vince and Adam today.  It was some quality time ripping on katie and annie (always fun). 

Im going to the poconos so you may not hear from me till sunday.  have a great weekend all!

Yeah what's the deal with a forfit?  The team we were supposed to play in rec football today must have been shook, so we picked up an easy win.  Although, I am overall excited to advancing in the playoffs, I am still irate as far as the forfit goes. 

Today I almost got hit by a menanite riding a bicycle with a little basket on it.  I was scared for my life.

I needed some extra cash so I decided to go work in ye ole Lottie Dining Hall to earn a little lute.  I was scrubbing up some dishes when the overweight and slightly fruity head manager approaches me and says, "now we both know that water plus heat equals bacteria" while shaking his head furiously.  -- What the hell!  We also both now know that I will never be working their again, not even if I dont have a single penny, and I'm living on the side of the road, eating stirofoam for breakfast lunch and dinner.  Anyway I got a good laugh out of the overwieght faggy fellow.  Right...I'm out.  Lata!