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Friday, December 07, 2001

Fri, 07 Dec 2001 01:47:28 GMT

WHAT UP FELLAS. I JUST WATCHED ROAD TRIP FOR THE FIRST TIME AND IT PUT A WHOLE NEW SPIN ON MY LIFE. DANG IT NOW I AM SECOND GUESSING MYSELF. WELL I SUPPOSE NOT SO MUCH MYSELF BUT SOME OF THE CHOICES I HAVE MADE. I FEAR THAT THINGS ARE NOT THE WAY THEY USED TO BE. AS A MATTER OF FACT, IT IS QUITE OBVIOUS MY LIFE IS DIFFERENT. GOOD DIFFERENT? BAD DIFFERENT? I WOULD SAY BOTH. BUT I DEFINITLY WANT THE OLD PART OF ME BACK AND ADD IT ON TO THE NEW PARTY OF ME. I FEEL EXREMELY HELD BACK LATELY AND DON'T KNOW WHAT WAY TO TURN. BEING HERE AT MESSIAH COLLEGE MAKES THINGS VERY DIFFICULT FOR ME TO LIVE THE WAY I USED TO LIVE. I KNOW I WANT TO LIVE HOW I USED TO BUT I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO LEAVE IN ORDER TO BE THE PERSON I WAS, THE PERSON THAT I AM INSIDE. SO I SIT AND CONTEMPLATE....WHAT SHOULD I DO? I SAY TO MYSELF STICK IT OUT, THINGS WILL GO BACK TO THE WAY THEY WERE. BUT WILL THEY? I HAD A GOOD FRIEND TELL ME TAKE THINGS ONE DAY AT A TIME. AND I HAVE REALIZED THAT THERE IS NO BETTER WAY TO TAKE THEM. BUT STILL, I FEEL AS IF THE DAYS AREN'T TAKING ME ANYWHERE. COLLEGE IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE BEST 4 YEARS OF YOU LIFE, AND SO FAR ITS NOT CUTTING IT, IT SEEMS MORE LIKE A BORING SENIOR YEAR IN HIGHSCHOOL. I JUST DONT KNOW. AND TOP ALL THIS OFF, THE MENANITE THAT ALMOST RAN ME OVER WITH HIS BIKE THE OTHER DAY GOT A FLAT TIRE. WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?

Tuesday, December 04, 2001

Tue, 04 Dec 2001 23:20:03 GMT

SEMI FINALS! ANTI VS GRUNDLE! This will be a show down folks. I'm talking a physical game filled with contact and hatred. This is going to be a balls to the wall effort. I tell you keep in eye on anti's line, I think they are crazy or something. Oh shoot that's me, and I will be crazy! I encourage you to all come and watch as I attempt to gain revenge for my freinds of the definition squad. If you see me throwing bows tomorrow, or sacking the qb, or something; it is for all of you.

Freaking anatomy, I'm about to bomb a lab practical tomorrow and all I can think about is my football game. I think all rec athletes who make it to the semi finals should be exemt from tests on that given day. I mean hell I am exempt from my badmitton final.

One closing comment for all you fellas that had a bad day..... "if you think life is bad...how would you like to be an egg? you only get laid once. you only get eaten once. it takes four minutes to get hard. only two minutes to get soft. you share your box with 11 other guys. but worst of all...the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother!!! So cheer up. Your life aint that bad!!!

Monday, December 03, 2001

Mon, 03 Dec 2001 14:12:00 GMT

The poconos was a relaxing get away as usual. Next time I go, I might just stay. Screw classes! I rode this horse named "The Duke" he was a one big f'er. 2200 pounds he thought it would be fun to try and buck me off. Little did he know my uncle was the Lone Ranger. In between one of my zillion naps there I woke up to see a black bear right outside the window. This house is my dream house and I will live there!

On Friday Becker almost got hit by Ashley's jeep. And I almost fell out the door trying to give him a high five. Adam has on a very nice attire today. Jay, Vince, and Pete were in Jay' car last night driving back from a strip club. Ty, sorry buddy but you lost the bet, sack lunches for a week.

Observe the high roller, hip hop controller! I'm out, Lata!

Friday, November 30, 2001

Fri, 30 Nov 2001 01:42:03 GMT

I spent the evening raising funds for my trip to Fort Myers, Fl for our baseball team's tourney. How did I earn money you ask? Oh yes Derstein and I rocked out the old silo snack shack. Hoah! We were put to work with some nifty polo shirts and matching snazzy visers. We were there for over 3 hours and ate for approximately 2 and half hours. So after doing the math, that leaves 30 minutes of work. But we made a good some of money! Plus it was fun to watch Proto throw pennies at that wanker from the collective christmas craft stand. What a fag!

Vince fell asleep on Jay's shoulder today in chapel--Jay laughed--Moore staired--Seth didn't know what to do.

I got to eat lunch with my good friends Vince and Adam today. It was some quality time ripping on katie and annie (always fun).

Im going to the poconos so you may not hear from me till sunday. have a great weekend all!

Thursday, November 29, 2001

Thu, 29 Nov 2001 01:51:13 GMT

Yeah what's the deal with a forfit? The team we were supposed to play in rec football today must have been shook, so we picked up an easy win. Although, I am overall excited to advancing in the playoffs, I am still irate as far as the forfit goes.

Today I almost got hit by a menanite riding a bicycle with a little basket on it. I was scared for my life.

I needed some extra cash so I decided to go work in ye ole Lottie Dining Hall to earn a little lute. I was scrubbing up some dishes when the overweight and slightly fruity head manager approaches me and says, "now we both know that water plus heat equals bacteria" while shaking his head furiously. -- What the hell! We also both now know that I will never be working their again, not even if I dont have a single penny, and I'm living on the side of the road, eating stirofoam for breakfast lunch and dinner. Anyway I got a good laugh out of the overwieght faggy fellow. Right...I'm out. Lata!

Tuesday, November 27, 2001

Tue, 27 Nov 2001 15:41:09 GMT

I am turning over a new leaf. No, I suppose I would say returning over an old leaf. One that had blown away since the end of August. NO worries though, I am on the road to getting it back. What is lost can be found, And I will find it!

-Adam thanks for the cheap shot ya wanker. - Becker see you in weight room. - Bagley we need to beat the sh*t out of our homosexual roommate. - Jay & Vince I look forward to attending the upcoming def game (good thing your not on grundle) - Pete, Ty, Matt, Moore I guess we are going to the Poconos or something.

Again random thought of the day...lawnmowers and ostridge eggs are not a Thanksgiving meal. Do not even think about it or your home will blow up.

Monday, November 26, 2001

Mon, 26 Nov 2001 00:01:35 GMT

Break? NO i wouldn't call it break. I would call it a few days off of hell hole classes and homework. However, it was a nice few days off. I purchased a nice tv for an all time low of $78. OH HOLLA!!!!! 20 incher not to bad. I was saddned by the ammount of fan support at the soccer semi final game. Vince, Rooke, and myself held down the fort. Becker and Jay, you and your antics were missed! My saddness did not end here. THe teams loss just added to it! Losing is a horrible experience and I feel badly for those who undergo it frequently or those who lose in times where winning is a "must" --ryan moore.

Pat Jones freshman class prez gives the worst handshakes known to man. For God sakes you're 19 years old lad! Learn how to do it!

With that comment I am out. Lata pepes!

Tuesday, November 20, 2001

Tue, 20 Nov 2001 04:30:10 GMT

I have come to the conclusion that I am one of the laziest guys on the face of the earth. For the past two weeks I have accomplished nothing. Did I fall off the face of the earth for a day or two? That question remains unanswered and all I am left with is my innocent drowning in my own bewilderment. I think I have lost my purpose in life. Wait one minute, maybe my purpose is to rush the soccer field after we win. True, that is not my life goal but a short time goal at any rate.

Have a great break. Eat alot, drink alot, and sleep alot.

I close with the statement....strobe lights and ketchup packets are a random combonation.

Sunday, November 18, 2001

Sun, 18 Nov 2001 18:31:08 GMT

I AM NOT HAPPY THAT THE CLOSE OF THIS WEEKEND IS DRAWING NEAR. I HAVE AN ENORMOUS AMOUNT OF WORK TO FINISH FOR MONDAY'S CLASSES AND NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT. MY DESTINY WAS AGAIN POSTPONED. HOWEVER, NO WORRIES, BECKER, JAY, AND MYSELF ARE ALREADY PLANNING THE STRATEGY TO GET ONTO THE SOCCER FIELD. SCREW PUBLIC SAFETY AND SCREW CROUD CONTROL! MESSIAH WILL WIN AND WE WILL RUSH THE FIELD!

Friday, November 16, 2001

Fri, 16 Nov 2001 14:34:35 GMT

I GUESS THIS WOULD BE MY FIRST ENTRY. DUE TO LACK OF TIME, I AM SORRY TO SAY IT WILL BE BRIEF. I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE A SHOUT OUT TO BECKER FOR GETTING ME STARTED. JUST TO LET ALL YOU DEFINITION PLAYAS AND FANS, I WILL BE RUITING FOR YOU OVER GRUNDLE ON MONDAY. YEAH SO I GUESS I AM HEADING TO ASSITIQUE MARYLAND TONIGHT TO CAMP ON THE BEACH. THAT SHOULD BE A GOOD TIME. IM OUT. SEE YOU ALL AT THE SOCCER GAME TOMORROW AND I WILL, YES I WILL SEE YOU ON THE FIELD AFTER THE END OF THE GAME!!! WE ARE CHARGING NO STOPPING US THIS TIME!!