x all that apply to you
[ ] I'm afraid of the quiet.
[x] I am really ticklish.--don't touch me under the chin....i'll spit on you.

[ ] I'm afraid of the dark--not anymore, but when i was really young I had a night lite, slept with the door open and played the sound of music record until i fell asleep....and then when I was a bit older, Tank and I slept in the same bed just bc....weird, I know.
[] I'm afraid of facing my back to open doors at night.
[x ] I am homosexual.--obviously
[x] I believe in true love --ssaawweettt
[ x] I've run away from home--only to Carolynn's house...and she gets married in 3 days.............
[ ] I listen to political music.
[ ] I collect comic books.
[x ] I shut others out when I'm sad. --Depends who you are.
[] I open up to others easily.I talk about somestuff easily, but I don't think that means i let people in easily.

[] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[ ] I watch the news.
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[x] own something from Hot Topic.--Napoleon Dynamite stuff
[x] I love Disney movies.---only the good ones...they started blowing as after the lion king.
[ x] I am a sucker for green eyes. --only bc i have them
[ x] I don't kill bugs.--I make others do it for me.
[x] I curse regularly --Do you know who i am?
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name
[ ] I've slipped out a "lol" in a real conversation--never, and I have never used it online either... I hate it.

[ ] I love Spam.
[ ] I bake well.
[ x] have worn pajamas to class--if you haven't, you never went to college.
[] I have owned something from Abercrombie. (only underwear)
[x] I have a job.--suck it.
[ ] I love Martha Stewart.
[x] I like someone.  ooooooohhhhh, who is it? who is it?????
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I am self-conscious.
[x] I love to laugh.--But I have determined my laugh sounds like Betty Rubble from the Flintstones.
[x] I have tried alcohol
[x] I have tried a cigarette.
[ ] I have smoked a pack in one day.
[ ] I have gotten High--it doesn't work.
[x] I loved Go Ask Alice. --I'm a sucker for self depricating bios.
[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick
[ ] I can't swallow pills.
[x] I have many scars--it looks like i tried to slit my throat and fed up...that would just be riley telling me she is scared of the car turning on.
[x] I've been out of this country.
[x] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] I love chocolate

[x] I bite my nails.--til they're bloody..jealous?
[x] I am comfortable with being me.
[ ] I play computer games when I'm bored.
[x] I have gotten lost in the city--I have gotten lost in my own pants.
[x] Seen a shooting star
[ x] Had a serious surgery.
[x] Gone out in public in your pajamas.--didn't we already cover this?
[] Have kissed a stranger.
[x ] Hugged a stranger.
[ ] Been in a bloody fist fight with someone of the same sex.
[ ] Been in a fist fight.
[ ] Been arrested.
[ x] Laughed and had some type of beverage come out of your nose.
[ ] Pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[ x] Made out in an elevator.
[x] Swore at your parents.--it's loving.
[ x] Kicked a guy where it hurts.--daily. last night i did it so i hit the sac and my bog toe went up the butthole.  So talented.
[ ] Been skydiving.
[ ] Been bungee jumping.
[x] Gotten stitches.--in my nose...and then they pulled them out...worst time eva.
[ ] Gotten staples.
[ ] Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[x] Bitten someone
[ ] Been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] Gotten the chicken pox--no, and I'm scared i'll get them now since i'm older. :(
[x ] Crashed into a car. OR Car crashed into you.--no one lets me drive anywhere.
[ ] Been to Japan.
[ x] Ridden in a taxi.
[] Shoplifted. 
[ ] Been fired.
[x] Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[x] Stole something from your job.
[] Gone on a blind date.
[x] Had a crush on a teacher/coach...story of my HS life.
[ ] Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[ x] Been to Europe.
[ ] Slept with a co-worker.
[ ] Been married.- soon. :)
[ ] Gotten divorced.  soon :)
[x] Saw someone/something dying. --my hamster spine came out through it's skin.
[x] Driven over 400 miles in one day.
[ ] Been to Canada.
[x] Been On a Plane.
[x] Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.--and been in the musical...best eva....even tho my whore had a mental breakdown.
[ ] Thrown up in a bar.
[x] Eaten Sushi --one bite and never again.
[x] Been ice skating.
[x] Cried in public.
[ ] Walked purposely into traffic with your eyes closed.--no, but i saw 2 blind people trying to cross the street yesterday and they got about half way and then heard a car, so they ran(kinda..they're blind) back to the sidewalk.  it was awesome.
[x] Liked someone even though you knew you shouldn't have.---I think the dating a teacher thing would fall into that category.

(stolen from Julie) :)

1. What is your current occupation? making liquid sex(according to me and a few select friends of mine :) )

2. What color is your underwear? I am in pj pants, therefore...skin.

3. What are you listening to right now? if you know me at all, you know the hairdryer is on full force.

4. What was the last thing you ate? frosted flakes...so glorious.

5. Do you wish on stars? nope....only on 11:11

6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? prob. some shade of green...but i know i would get bord with it.

7. How is the weather right now? rainy rainerson

8. Last person you spoke to on the phone? mi mama...she misses me lots :)

9. Do you like the person who sent this to you? i stole it from julie, but yes.  gooooood ggrriiieeffff

10. How old are you today? ugh....i turn older in 29 days....do not ressucitate when i keel over.

11. Favorite drink? LOTS- diet dr. pepper, cherry coke, mochas, malibu bay breeze....

12. Favorite sport to watch? football...i've been forced to watch since i was young, so now i kiiiiiiinda like it.

13. Have you ever dyed your hair? a girl at work asked me how i got such a cool naural color w/o dying it.....what a jerk.

14. Do you wear contacts or glasses? i can't see friggin 6 inches in front of me w/o either

15. Pets? ok, in our house chris and i have 2 kitty cats....riley anne, donovan brady and maggie mae....my babies....and at my parents house we currently have 2 dogs (bc hoostin died a year ago) molly and schmee schmee...the love of my life

16. Favorite months? may/june/december/sept.

17. Favorite food? just grab a cookbook and turn to a pg.  im sure i love it.

18. What was the last movie you watched? Crash--amazing.

19. Favorite day of the year? Christmas Eve...i love anticipation

20. What do you do to vent anger? yell, cry, punch

21. What was your favorite toy as a child? nerf guns and ghostbuster ray guns  
22. Fall or Spring? fall for the holidays spring for the weather

23. Hugs or kisses?hugs are for virgins

24. Cherry or Blueberry? i'd vom on both

25. Do you want your friends to email you back? not necessarily back...but they can e-mail me.

26. Who is most likely to respond? schmee schmee

27. Who is least likely to respond? hoostin...he's dead

28. When was the last time you cried? ummm......prob when my veins were popping out of my arms and my heart was failing to beat

29. What is on the floor of your closet? all my shoes...chris's are kept in a trash bag...where they belong

30. What is under your bed? nuufffinnn

31. Who is the friend you have had the longest? carolynn elaine---17-18 years...and she gets married in 3 weeks.... i can't believe it

32. What did you do last night? watched erin brokovich, what not to wear, cried over not getting my Us Weekly, gave good luvin... i dunno.

33. Favorite smell? very sexy for men by vic secret. 
34. What inspires you? im not in the mood to be philosophical...so yank on that.

35. What are you afraid of? B's.

36. Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers? everything is betta with cheese.

37. Favorite car? i want a beet beet

38. Favorite dog breed? any breed as long as it is mine

39. Number of keys on your key ring? 7 or 8...i'm popular

40. How many years at your current job? years?  let's hope not.

41. Favorite day of the week? tuesdays
42. How many states have you lived in? un, fers

43. How many cities have you lived in? 2...what a terrible way to end a terrible survey