| The High School Mock Elections Survey
Put the name of someone from your class/school for each:
Worst Car:
Most School Spirit:
Most Likely To Be A Talk Show Host:
Most Sophisticated:
Most Likely To Win An Oscar:
Most Likely To Be A Famous Singer:
Class Clown:
Class Troublemaker:
Biggest Babyface:
Biggest Gossip:
Prettiest Eyes:
Best Smile:
Olympic Hopeful:
Most Likely To Be A Famous Artist:
Presidential Hopeful:
Dressed To Impress:
Most Clueless:
Best Looking:
Most Friendly:
Class Flirt:
Highway Hazard:
Class Sleeper:
Class Skipper:
Most Gullible:
Class Klutz:
Most Unique Laugh:
Teacher's Pet:
Most Likely To Be Embarrassed:
Least Likely To Be Embarrassed:
YOUR NAME
(1) The singular boring question: What is your name?
(2) If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been?
(3) Would you name a child of yours after you?
(4) If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with?
(5) What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name?
(6) If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)?
DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
(7) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?
(8) Do you think God has a gender?
(9) Do you think science counteracts religion?
(10) Do you believe in organized religion?
(11) Where do you think we go when we die?
(12) Do you feel a little funny thinking about the questions in this section?
HUMOR
(13) How easy is it to make you laugh?
(14) What person you know makes you laugh the most?
(15) Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't?
(16) Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't?
(17) What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile?
(18) What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written?
MUSIC
(19) Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching?
(20) What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard?
(21) What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better?
(22) What song(s) are constantly in your head?
(23) What song(s) do you think describe your personality best?
(24) If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use?
(25) If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used?
MOVIES
(26) What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to?
(27) Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original?
(28) Who's your favorite Star Wars character?
(29) What kind of movie do you think there should be more of?
(30) What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of?
FOOD
(31) When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness?
(32) What's your favorite kind of cheese?
(33) What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality?
(34) If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it?
(35) Do you ever feel guilty eating meat?
COMPUTERS
(36) Mac or PC?
(37) How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer, as long as it works?
(38) Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation?
(39) Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone?
(40) Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later?
THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
(41) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender?
(42) What do you love most about the other gender?
(43) What do you dislike most about the other gender?
(44) What do you understand least about the other gender?
CELEBRITIES
(45) Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it?
(46) What celebrity's autograph do you want most?
(47) Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who?
(48) If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)?
(49) Does it ever annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can't remember why?
(50) If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter?
(51) Do you want to be John Malkovich?
NUMBERS
(52) Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69?
(53) Were you lying about your answer to the previous question?
(54) Do you actually know your Social Security Number?
(55) Do you actually know your IP address?
(56) Do you know what an IP address is?
(57) Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code?
(58) Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives?
(59) Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.?
(60) What do you think of pi?
LOVE, SEX AND ALL THAT
(61) Did you get a little frightened or uncomfortable seeing this as a section title?
(62) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel?
(63) Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going in "blind"?
(64) Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member?
(65) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out?
(66) What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment?
(67) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive?
(68) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking?
(69) Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last?
(70) Do you think the number of the last question was a coincidence?
POSSESSIONS
(71) What is your favorite possession?
(72) What physical, tangible possession do you want most?
(73) How badly do you want it?
(74) Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'?
(75) How long did it take you to understand why the last question is in this section?
HOLIDAYS
(76) Does Christmas music too far away from Christmas annoy you?
(77) How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older?
(78) What was the best Halloween costume you ever had?
(79) What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had?
(80) What holiday do you think has still managed to retain its original meaning?
(81) There are currently no federal holidays during August- what should be put there?
MEMORIES
(82) How good is your short-term memory?
(83) How good is your long-term memory?
(84) What is your earliest memory?
(85) What is your happiest memory (other than recieving this survey)?
(86) What is your strangest memory?
(87) What song, movie, etc. do you wish you could memorize?
TEARS
(88) What movie makes/made you cry?
(89) What book makes/made you cry?
(90) What song makes/made you cry?
(91) What makes/made you laugh so hard you cried?
THREE TRULY RANDOM QUESTIONS
(92) Would you like to be cloned?
(93) Do you wish you could be alive when the world was ending, just to experience it? (94) Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?
THIS SURVEY
(95) Do you think that one hundred and one questions is too long?
(96) Do you think the one hundred interesting questions actually were interesting?
(97) Are you sorry you began filling it out?
(98) What question do you wish it had asked?
(99) How would you have answered it?
THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
(100) When was the last time you let the people you love know you love them?
(101) What do you want the people who are reading this survey to know?
//BaSiCs\\
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//FaVoRiTeS\\
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//ThIs Or ThAt\\
cake or pie))
dyed or streaked hair))
fast food or restaurant))
pink or blue))
gods or vampires))
boyfriend or a friend thats a boy))
girlfriend or a friend thats a girl))
mtv or vh1))
tony hawke or bam margera))
blink 182 or good charlotte))
ciara or beyonce))
usher or justin))
christina or britney))
missy elliot or lil kim))
cats or dogs))
//WhEn WaS tHe LaSt TiME yOu....\\
drank achohol))
taken drugs))
smoked))
went to the mall))
went partying))
went to a party))
were in love))
kissed someone))
loved someone truely))
//HaVe YoU eVeR\\
done drugs))
smoke))
drank achohol))
kissed someone))
been in love))
layed down in the middle of the street))
shoplifted))
used your parents credit card))
skipped school))
knocked over a porta potty))
had sex))
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